I Played Hitman 3 VR And It Was HILARIOUS

hey Mr mechanic [Music] yeah how do I take his fit disguise yourself as a mechanic hold a yeah my clothes now pimp look at me clothes come on sir listen we have to go over here okay doors opening oh look we're going to drag you in here sir I hope that's okay boom byee okay first day as a hit man uni should get you access through the STA hello we can't let that guy see cuz he knows about me excuse me coming through special needs oh there he is all right we're going to follow him sounds pretty easy oh he has a bodyguard hey hey Baldi Baldi Baldi hey Baldi hey Baldi no mechanics in here what oh look at this wrench give me your quickly give me your come here okay I'm playing like the the little first tutorial first and then we're going to go into a huge nice Good Old Mission la la Hey sir thank you oh I didn't mean to hit him the target's private deck now we're getting not me yo what the [ __ ] he's aiming a gun at me he's aiming a gun at me bro that's fine okay where's my guy my guy is over there follow follow the target I got you bro hello no one wants to kill me right I'm cool right why do all of you look the same are you twins are all of them oh man this guy this guy is something what Ritter knows his crew you can hide in plain Side by blending in behind the bar why is everyone enough is enough I'm sorry you know what change your disu okay run away run away I messed up hard boys move move move get out of my sight yo everyone cool right we're all cool here right do I have a gun oh I have a gun boys I have a gun where's my target here's what I'm going to do I'm going to go to the Target I'm I'mma take care of the target hey how you doing that's not a real heli yo chill chill I didn't do it I didn't do it [ __ ] I think I'm dead yo [ __ ] you I didn't do it give me a gun give me a gun give me no stop yes yes I got to get him I got to get him I got to get him right now where'd he go I'm running I don't care I I did get him I did get him now head calm towards an exit yeah head calmly towards an exit if I could I would stop crying stop cry it wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me I swear it wasn't me run run run I'm the worst Hitman to ever exist bro I'm not going to lie how do I leave how do I leave how do I leave how do I leave oh there's stupid car marks your exfiltration yep yep yep look see I'm calm I'm calm go go go no one even knew I was there all right objective get Ritter again no I already did this did I we'll see we'll play okay we're trying the actual thing okay shall we head off and actually do this correctly this time I'm not going to be tickling any cops that clearly wasn't good enough hey buddy hey pal can I offer you is go to sleep night night nighty night come come on just just let it happen bro thank you all right we grab his disguise okay I know I know what I look like buddy hold on stay right there okay ah dude you're too big that's fine all right come on night night hey Robert how you doing what's up Phil that guy he knows he knows his crew but he doesn't know me I swear I'm new I'm new I'm new hey too easy bro where's where's the guy where's my guy he's up top okay I'm going to quickly just yo how you doing let it happen buddy let it happen Budd all right disguise and Chuck them in the freezer who in a Hell put the worker in the freezer I hate that Meme by the way ooh poison oh we don't have poison that's fine hey buddy yep that's me okay here he is hey Just Vibe to the music boys vibe to the music how do I take him outen iear to God blend in yep when blending in force of current disguise are unable to spot you this is initiated by the blank o over their head okay yeah so boys we're going to make drinks right yeah yeah yeah you get the [ __ ] out of here what do I have do I have any weapons that's what I want to know all right buddy come on just just take a seat somewhere go have a a Siggy or something yeah yeah yeah drink nothing sure that also works um yo where you going to the bathroom maybe maybe maybe you going to the bathroom huh I have a bomb no I didn't pick up the bomb I have coins I have a lock pick I have a flashbang as well I could flash everyone in here and then kill him and then dip I'm GNA try that hold on I have a coin okay boys flash grenade boys are you ready look away run run no [ __ ] let me go let me go let me go please please please I'll buy you breakfast move move get out of here right I'm not right there okay maybe I am [ __ ] my gun I don't even oh I died listen listen listen we're going to do a little better but I'm going I want to try a different guy I want to try a different good good dude I need to stand up probably right let's get you inside yeah let's go inside you need a fitting disguise oh yeah a disguise you say lady can I go in this bush oh my God I can that's amazing oh what is this a coin boys are you ready Chuck a coin there he's like um what the sigma let me go check that [ __ ] out pick it up pick it up there you go yeah pick it up hey how you doing how you doing hm yeah sorry buddy oh [ __ ] we have oh we have a gun bro we going to hide him oh in the bushes knowledge someone is aware of you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] release the body I released the body please clear here what you're just going to give up I don't like it I don't like you huh I don't like you but we're still here aren't we come on come on nice come on come here oh [ __ ] a gun A big one all right here you can stay in this bush you can also stay in this bush oh sorry sorry all right infiltrate hanger let's go work cuz I do I work here yeah hello uh being chilling how you doing investigate the safety protocol yeah let me do that let me just investigate how safe it is you're going to need a mechanic's disguise a mechanic's disguise huh is that so I'm not going to I'm not going to say much but I'm pretty sure that is a mechanic the way you [ __ ] hit him is hilarious bro come here come here come here you ready buddy enjoy your new house thank you byebye I love being in a mechanic bro I am the best mechanic there ever has been by the way I just thought I'd let you guys know uhhuh yes M the plane I do planes oh that guy knows about me [ __ ] missing a wrench I just threw a wrench yes I do wrench things with my wrench you know what I'm saying yippe all right we got this we got this as long as that guy doesn't turn around and see me the guy with a white circle above his head then I should be perfectly fine hey Mr Mr Sir let's go tell my boy Jasper that he's bad he's is in good hands you know what I mean uh Mr Jasper yo Jasper Knight we got to go over the safety protocol follow me please follow me must we really yeah hey don't get any oil on my clothes very funny buddy you're going to die soon I mean you're going to fly soon sorry sorry hey don't shoot I work here yeah [ __ ] this guy huh should we [ __ ] beat his ass or no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm joking I was kidding I was kidding I'm a jokester I'm a prankster this is a social experiment for me YouTube channel you know what I'm saying if you want beef bro I got a gun on me I mean I don't have a gun on me I'm a mechanic all right so okay I'm going to show you this blank piece of paper and you're just going to agree with everything is that cool or no one step at a time yeah one step at a time and then um put on your safety straps strap yourself in you're doing good Jasper uh locate the ejection handle and then pull it step three pull the ejector seat handle and he's [ __ ] dead and he's dead dead as hell what the [ __ ] I did it with flying colors oh my God boys I actually just nailed that is there a door oh oh oh that door guys did you just [ __ ] see that did you see that guy fly out of there that was [ __ ] nuts bro that was crazy I made it without getting caught dude I'm a master assassin bro congratulations agent thank you target is Carl and Marcus we have two Targets okay he looks like a dick so does he we're in Dubai boys on the top of the world that's where we are 47 use your camera and scan the lock will you scan the lock move the camera up up towards your head and aim at the window lock scan okay nice thank you easy breezy that's what I'm saying bro oh disguise oh [ __ ] yo Dubai I love this place I've been here 45 times already I haven't I've never been anywhere uh would you happen to know where anyone is like for example people that like to be killed I'm just joking I'm I'm [ __ ] with you bro I'm just chill yeah all right one's up there where's the other one hey there hey there wait what is this guy what is that guy do I talk to him what do I do with him yo sorry man but you're just making me feel a little uncomfortable understandable understandable sorry have a good one can I go up here please hello sir hello sorry sir a crisp shirt will only get you so far in life know what I mean what does that mean I don't know what you mean [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on what about here can't let you through sir why love your shoes though I don't have shoes I'm okay we have to figure something I'm going to take you down no I need to take you down what are you doing down oh [ __ ] they know they know about me what is this what is this a coconut dude I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I'm actually oh my all right here's what we're going to do boys do I have any coins no no I don't that's fine here's what I'm going to do okay here is what I am going to be doing you see how he's just smoking a sigy not caring not a care in the world right maybe I should pick this coconut up cannabis joint I'm just going to okay oh wow what a nice place this is such a nice place oh what's over there dude have you seen stuff a map terminal this again what do you mean this again huh I'm the forehead kisser bro I'm the forehead kisser give me give me your [ __ ] give me your [ __ ] and you're out I'm going to have to leave him here because there's no way that these guys won't see me oh you know what they won't see me hold on that's a gun as long as nobody sees us right now beautiful okay I can't let thaty see me because he knows what his friend looks like right surely so what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk up there wait where's where's my guy okay I'm just going to walk up here sup sge keeping the big man safe huh yeah yeah yeah whatever okay I'll go for I I'll go for that one all the way up top sorry sir it seems you're not cleared for this oh my God you you have to be [ __ ] me bro here's what I'm going to do where's the okay 36 M that way so staff only yo what's good buddy you all right yeah pretty cool you doing good nice nice nice um just going to see what's in here real quick we know he arrived I'm sure he's just changing into his uniform [ __ ] he's done more damage to the world than you could dream okay pick up security key if I do they'll definitely see me bro I'll follow you sir to make sure nobody harms you you know what I mean I got this i got this boys I got this boys oh where do I where was I supposed to go uh yo what's up guy never to nice nice nice shh be quiet be quiet be quiet don't worry bro don't worry about it how do I kill him I need to kill him somehow oh [ __ ] okay boys look at this look at this look at this I'm a [ __ ] genius I'm telling you I'm a [ __ ] genius yo what's good friends we work together right yeah yeah we work together yeah yeah yeah we do we do what's in here whoa that's cool I don't I don't I don't care about it though but I do care about is U my boy who's just over there where is he oh in there sir are you okay what happened sir are you okay um yeah area clear see you're okay sir it's it's all good what I could potentially oh [ __ ] he has a [ __ ] big gun Big Boy gun oh my goodness I strongly suggest you all get the hell out of here yeah I kind of need that that you know that fit that my boy has over here oh oh my screwdriver okay I'm going to follow him don't worry I got him I'll follow him sirry I got his back you got him 47 okay we got one boys we got one let's [ __ ] go where's the other one oh he's up top how do I get upstairs oh wait uh I know how to get upstairs it was stairs right here silly a [ __ ] I shouldn't have closed the door oh there's a [ __ ] ladder right there dude I'm blind I'm going to climb that ladder ooh and then I'm going to climb up there dude a dude I'm so not clever bro I'm just going to climb up here boys just to see if there's anyone hiding up up here okay dude I got your job boys I got your job what is this break mounting loudspeaker oh [ __ ] that would kill someone I don't want to do that we tolerate No sorry sorry I was joking I was just joking I was kidding I was kidding sir please I'm being hunted boys oh oh [ __ ] no leave me alone I was joking I was just kidding boys come on we don't have to be like this I have to get somebody else bro I have to get somebody else I must go and get the um uh from no did they find me come on come on come on come on die die die die hurry up boys did you see someone around here that's so weird I swear I saw some oh [ __ ] come on come on come on come on please please I need your fit I'm so sorry oh banana yeah okay those those guys don't know who I am cuz they would they would have the little balls on their head like the white balls security measures there was a [ __ ] guy I don't know what what's happening is that the guy oh my God it is hello sir I need everyone here to leave except for this guy is that a knife I don't believe if I go over there and Chuck like a banana down there oh that guy apparently knows me okay if I go over here and just like do I have a banana right and I just I just okay guys you hear that banana you didn't oh my [ __ ] God I need this Mission bro I need it so bad I I could cream holy [ __ ] look at this sword bro is that guy following him the guy in the suit does that does this guy follow that guy all the time he does are you [ __ ] serious is he going to slip on my banana please slip on my banana bro that would be so funny oh he won't my Banana's there I have an idea Oh that's oh what if I get that letter open and just like slide it in his [ __ ] in the back of his head and then run down those stairs I hope those are stairs are they yeah I think they are should I try it I'm going to try it you ready I'm running I can't even run this way there's no [ __ ] way I actually just did hold on where are the stairs I need to leave bro right now okay we just going to we're just going to dip through here oh look at this cooly nicely placed thingy parachute yippe oh [ __ ] I wasn't looking at it hey that's me yeah let's go all right I'm going to leave the video here boys I really hope you did enjoy today's video if you did then make sure you slap the thumb and set on the Subscribe button bro yeah other than that I hope you having an amazing day morning or night and I'll see you boys in my next one brole suckers time to die even as a youngster cling Ruckers on the back of the bus I Was a Fool all through High School kicking up dust but now I'm labeled as a troublemaker who can you blame smoking weed help me take away the pain so I'm hopeless rolling down the freeway swerving don't worry I'm about to crash upon on the Curve