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Kinds of sandwiches. tuna sandwich. turkey. pb and j. curry chicken sandwich. blt. avocado grilled cheese sandwich. roast beef. i was going to say roast beef. ah. i'm out. let's go to the next category. okay. you ready? varieties of soups. go. pumpkin. lentil. chicken noodle. tomato. basil. cauliflower.... Read more
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I love men who can't speak english. really? you want someone you can't understand? i love when somebody can't understand me. and i can just project all of my emotions onto them. they just have to nod and say yes. i do that anyway. no you don't. you say no and say no. just. i'll get it. get the door.... Read more
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You gotta open your mouth. i thought you were doing it high. that was in your mouth. let me do one nut. - okay. ow! sorry! are you okay, for real? for real. you hit me in the eye. honey. i'm sorry. oh my god. - are you okay? no. it hit. it hurt my eye, but it also hurt my feelings a lot. i should... Read more
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Oh, this is great. this is just what the doctor ordered. sorry, ma'am. delia deetz, welcome home. charles. it's okay. there's no damage. look. see? it's okay. good, sturdy country craftsmanship. and look at that kitchen. you're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. come on, have a look. a... Read more
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Der ist vorbei würde es vorbei breckle corona statt fast alle endlich eine komische kleinste problem sowieso sind der maßstab und annemie schön forsch und beim wettschießen reihe vorbeikommt kann sie jungen der gerne den turinern also kein stempel und dann nicht nur den genau wie wenn eine mücke tod... Read more
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[music] in a heartfelt moment during a recent interview selena gomez candidly shared that she is not ready for marriage prompting an emotional reaction from her longtime friend and collaborator benny blanco the discussion which touched on love personal growth and self-discovery resonated deeply with... Read more
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Economy do you believe americans are better off than they were four years ago imagine and have actually a plan to build what i call an opportunity economy my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to startup small businesses i intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 holy we're one... Read more
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[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more
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[music] but what kl harris was talking about is things that you actually care about they might not be sitting down at the bar talking about banning books but they might down there be but they might down there be but they might down there be talking about how can i afford a house we now return to the... Read more
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Sometimes i want to punch my kids. you don't mean that. no, i do, i do. the last time, they were horrible the way they were today, they happened to be all lined up. and i couldn't help but think if i hit just one of them, the rest would go down like dominoes. i know that would rob me of the pleasure... Read more
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Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more
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-our next guest is a talented director, writer, and actor you know from movies like "clerks," "jay and silent bob strike back," and "dogma." his latest film, "the 4:30 movie," is in theaters september 13th. let's take a look. -and all i want to do is [inhales deeply] -- is watch movies with you. [ soft... Read more