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Oh, this is great. this is just what the doctor ordered. sorry, ma'am. delia deetz, welcome home. charles. it's okay. there's no damage. look. see? it's okay. good, sturdy country craftsmanship. and look at that kitchen. you're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. come on, have a look. a... Read more
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You gotta open your mouth. i thought you were doing it high. that was in your mouth. let me do one nut. - okay. ow! sorry! are you okay, for real? for real. you hit me in the eye. honey. i'm sorry. oh my god. - are you okay? no. it hit. it hurt my eye, but it also hurt my feelings a lot. i should... Read more
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I actually don't know what your favorite color is though what is your favorite color why would i tell you when we're about to take a quiz your favorite color is blue are you serious no nope not serious it's purple pink purple jason you know i hate purple because that's my mom's favorite color and i... Read more
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Kinds of sandwiches. tuna sandwich. turkey. pb and j. curry chicken sandwich. blt. avocado grilled cheese sandwich. roast beef. i was going to say roast beef. ah. i'm out. let's go to the next category. okay. you ready? varieties of soups. go. pumpkin. lentil. chicken noodle. tomato. basil. cauliflower.... Read more
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I love men who can't speak english. really? you want someone you can't understand? i love when somebody can't understand me. and i can just project all of my emotions onto them. they just have to nod and say yes. i do that anyway. no you don't. you say no and say no. just. i'll get it. get the door.... Read more