US Presidents Play Rocket League Tournaments 36

saddle up boys we're going into another tourney Donald John you guys ready to bring home a title once and for all yes sir Joe can't wait for us to finally get a white title that we didn't get alone we can rock it together like a true roster thank God we dropped Obama you know Joey Boy I'm ready to win this just like I won the Cuban Missile Crisis we're going to smack some kids with our speed Jesus John you need to smack yourself onto Amazon and get a new microphone sounding like R2-D2 through a Wendy's drive through all right let's get some pressure early get our lead and then Coast through the first game going to be like NC State against all their opponents this year don't matter about them we're worried about us we need to make sure we're not playing Smurfs either if we are we could just FF and go second chance I'm with Donald no reason to play some kid that's going to double flip reset for fun on us rather play a fair Lobby that doesn't have some guy trying to Freestyle for his freaking Tick Tock dude John your mic is ass you need to get that fixed low key you could just use dang airpods at this point probably would be better hey bro reception from the' 60s to the 2000s isn't [ __ ] easy if you want you can upgrade my plan to that between Century only a few grand more I can't even shell out 20 bucks for ice cream and you're talking about shelling out two grand God sometimes I wonder how delusional y'all were back then what are you talking about y'all dude you lived through that time you probably watched him get shot on the news yet you're over here acting like you weren't born shut up old [ __ ] stop dissing is there ever going to be a game you guys don't argue about I swear all y'all do is argue you and lose probably why you haven't won a tournament yet well we really can't be to blame we go through teammates like it's nothing you're the newest one so maybe you can change it we argue but we actually go further when we argue rather than sweat kind of weird yeah we really just argue because it keeps us not focused on the game kind of like how the Jedi use the force we just don't think just do type [ __ ] well I mean if it works just know I'm almost SSL in Tor so if you want a title Now's the Time to Get It Best not toss it though especially you Donald I wouldn't trust your ass with a buckshot shotgun and a mile wide Target dude what did I do I get I miss some shots but it ain't nothing to be called out for I mean really we all make mistakes just some more than others and maybe I'll play better with Obama off the roster dreams are going to be dreams little bro going to have to prove your worth instead of being all talk sound like a damn politician when this [ __ ] is just rocket League all right let's see how this kickoff all right so far so good good job Joe way to keep up the pressure we like to see that you already know I've been working on my kickoffs because they were really my only weak point once I figured that out I turned into a freaking Menace to Society on your [ __ ] net [ __ ] sorry I didn't mean to be that aggressive these guys just got destroyed though I mean look at this shot just incredible for me you mean me Donald finally getting a tad bit of that dementia looks like he needs to start on the meds welcome to the club we meet on Wednesdays what a shot Joe already up one it's looking pretty good with our rotation granted it's it's only been around 20 seconds by hey I believe you know how a book is going to go if you read the first chapter ah I'm not reading it someone follow I can't shoot well if that wasn't the most depressing shot for me [ __ ] was going so slow it might as well have been going back in time God I need to capitalize there it's all right Joe I've seen worser shots put on net you just got to know when you have time and just try to put on the fastest shot possible along with the best placement for it appreciate the lesson Coach Carter but I'm really not wor about my shooting it was just an awkward shot to take wait is that in wow what a shot Donald James from Deep head ass have no idea how it went in but I'm not going to question it looks like we're going to get an easy FF today jent don't know when the last turny you played was but these kids are built different like they won't forfeit even if they're down 20 and have 5 seconds on the clock someone is either going to hold them hostage or just keep playing because they think they're learning something in a one vers is three God I hate when people don't just forfeit when they know they're going to lose sure a two- goal difference with four minutes is understandable not to Forfeit but some people would ride this until it gets to 5 seconds and then forfeit now what you want to do is just demo Chase you'll tilt one of them off or if you see someone quick chatting a lot Target them and get them even more tilted that's how you're going to get an early forfeit don't tell me how to tilt people I do that [ __ ] on the daily can't be all that different in rocket League just let me cook I don't need no gas lighter from from the Cuban Missile Crisis to tell me how to cook only people you tilt big fella is the McDonald's workers when they see your ass in the Drive-Thru picking up your truckload mobile order dang John over here cooking bro was saying he didn't want to cook because he thought it would impact us but now he did a complete 180 as he cooks Donald's [ __ ] ass Shut up Joe if you want to win you best not tilt your own teammate it's not going to help arguing and tilting me are completely different oh little big baby crying about another thing Christ man you are always on the news crying about something unless it goes your way good God if I had a nickel for every time you cried I would have about how much you owe in taxes throwing this back to you John Ball is too high I can't get there best be ready for this [ __ ] all right perfect was worried you were about to choke the [ __ ] out of that not going to lie oh I'm about to cook with this oh [ __ ] I hit it right at them careful y'all we're going to be in a bad spot just you Joe clutch up for us son of a [ __ ] what a shot god Donald you should have just ripped did not give it to their backline where they can just run me over good God that was a trash play but I'm not going to lie that shot was gas Donald stop with the control when you're last back you caught Joe out in rotation and it screwed him on the defense you just got to get it around the man charging you and then let us reset yeah I know I was trying to take it up the wall but caught it at the worst possible time ending up not getting a bounce but a control which they just yed from me I know when I [ __ ] up just shut up and let me learn who no need to get all hostile we're just trying to get the best result for the team first round is warm up anyway just relax and let's keep up our pressure that's the only goal they scored and really the only real chance they've had we got this also John you kind of just yed an open shot for me you dumb [ __ ] didn't hear you call for the ball so I can't read mins you either call for it or say nothing after you get yed from let's just hold we're only around a minute and a half left we really just need to hold our defense and we can just walk away with a win don't know what clock you're looking at but that's a around 2 minutes left oh got to love the delusional man sometimes I think Donald has more dementia than me wouldn't put it past you Joe man is kind of spiraling as of late especially with his play in rocket League I saw y'all's past games and it looked like he was really struggling to keep up with y'all's rotation I'm sorry what did the Wendy's intercom [ __ ] say can't really understand him bro spent more on a casket than he did for a headset lowkey wild if you ask me whoa whoa tar Donald way to far sorry about him John he gets a little harsh sometimes you should see his jokes off camera [ __ ] is diabolical no offense but Donald sometimes I wonder if your ass should be on a list some of the things you say make me think you like hurting small animals wow what a thing to say I almost couldn't make the sarcasm statement because I generally don't give a [ __ ] of what you're saying I got this Donald going to hit it off backboard John try to be mid and Slot this [ __ ] get there John let's go what a shot John two goal lead they have to Forfeit now right these rats are going to die on this field like the people died in the Alamo they ain't leaving until they either DC or end up getting yelled at by someone yeah we're just going to have to ride this one out on defense try to keep the ball close so we don't have to deal with the situation of us having to go into OT yeah I'm not trying to go into OT last time I went into OT we had like 10 shots and no goals but they ended up getting a free demo play and goal after 10 minutes deep in it careful John they're all waiting on you one rotated deep you might be able to get a pass off that's to you Joe see if you can get a shot oh hell yeah let's go baby what a shot okay three goals is a bit much for 30 seconds they got to tap now nope these kids still aren't tapping good God it's like a washed movie actor like Nicholas Cage trying to come back and make another movie no one wants to see because he needs to pay off his debts it's fine we're going to win get ready for next round I'm pretty sure this is SSL unless my back is mod is deceiving me and 1900 isn't SSL anymore in torney should be let's just try to hope for the best and if not we can always rank up into it which is probably what's going to happen just don't score and kill the clock for the rest of the game oh my God Joe you really shot that [ __ ] Bro dude you're just prolonging this game trying to see if these rats are going to tap out or are they going to sit in here for another 10 seconds because they want to make a statement doesn't matter anyway we're just going to chill out and go next I hope it's not some wash player Like Chief beef or uh some other guy who runs turns left and right just for their friends to get titles dude I hate when people do that just play it yourself and get your title on your own but most people get carried to it and it really devalues it like an SSL title but epic doesn't want to do anything about it epic really is killing this game uh epic has already written its death certificate time to just milk the micro transactions and just assume nothing is going to happen with the player base until it's too late dog [ __ ] company if you ask me nothing we can do about it John and Donald let's lock in and get ready for the next round we got this [ __ ] oh John is SSL we are in an SSL attorney let's go all we have to do is win this