America Repulsed At Thought of Dog Eating, But World Does It

all right hey there hi there ho there it is The Crow cast it is a fabulous Thursday August 12th we've got a lot to talk about today from eating dogs in Ohio to first world problems in Las Vegas and Dave Gro why is he in the news oh there's so uncensored unfiltered unhinged it's the Corell cast listen daily on your favorite streaming service hey there hi there ho there and H who's the hoe where's the hoe the ho's there uh Happy September 12th I'm so glad you are joining me on this Thursday uh September well underway might as well start unpacking the Halloween and Christmas ornaments child you know the VMA was through last night the Video Music Awards from MTV a station that doesn't play music anymore uh and I have to tell you I'm getting a little old because I saw Taylor Swift who everybody in the world knows Taylor Swift and I know of Chapel Rowan although I couldn't sing you one of her songs I like that she likes drag queens that's cool uh but everybody else I had no freaking Sabrina Carpenter who you know it's like I had no clue Katie Perry trying to be relevant I'm like your album sucks so you know I mean just had no clue and I thought oh my God this is how your parents must have felt when you were rattling on to them about all the new people and they're like who what uh so I thought well okay I guess the VMAs are no longer for me there should be an award show for people our age you know I I thought that this morning I thought about you know starting a podcast Network called the radio Legends Network and have podcast from um famous radio broadcasters who are no longer on radio uh you know because there's no place for them in radio anymore I thought well that would be a good idea another good idea I have that probably won't go anywhere uh all right you know I was watching the BBC news this morning right before or as I did my weights I I do 20 minutes of Weights 10 minutes of yoga and 20 minutes of weights on uh Sunday Tuesday and Thursday uh so today was weights and I watch the BBC or some other news uh when I do it uh from another country of course because American News is you can't watch it uh and I was horrified so BBC has this reporter over here covering our election and she's in Pennsylvania and she went to this uh Diner where I guess the candidates have been or whatever I don't know why they're at this Diner but they're at this Diner and they talk to this re and then they go up to this table with these enormous fat huge fat white guys just huge I mean 300 lb sitting there in front of plates of bacon and eggs and everything else she she goes over she's with the BBC hello I'm with the BBC uh and she starts talking to them about issues that are important and before they began they said well first of all you should know that we are bathed in the blood I ne I've never understood that that at all bathed in the blood it's like do you hear how cult and and and just ridiculous that sounds we are bathed in the blood of the Lamb that just that sounds like someone that had an industrial accident at a slaughterhouse okay oh I've been bathed in the blood of the Lamb oh I'd see a doctor but whatever so they are bathed in the blood and they said so we use the Lord Jesus Christ to help us make our decisions and in our community the most important issues are the sanctity of life now here sits two men that ain't been laid in 200 years and if they ever did get a woman pregnant I think any court in the land would give her approval to have them aborted seeing who the father is okay I mean these two fracks ain't ever been laid in their lives and then they've never come close to getting a woman pregnant looking as ugly Toothless and fat and religious as they are but there they are and everything they say to this woman at the BBC is the Lord Jesus goes with me into The Ballot Box and I thought well she should say honey there's only one person allowed in there so make up your mind you were Jesus but the Lord Jesus guides my hand as I vote and the issues that are important to us are sanctity of Life transgendered people samex marriage this is [ __ ] these people have absolutely nothing to do with that affects their life in no way shape or form and to them because of the Lord Jesus being bathed in the blood and I just thought to myself if the founders heard these people they would condemn the fact that they're voting the founders didn't want people like this to vote they knew everyone was allowed to vote but they made it clear there should be a CH a separation of church and state and these people are talking about how they bring Jesus Christ up into The Ballot Box they were bathed in the blood which again sounds like an accident at a slaughter house not some sort of religious thing how cultish how just sick and gross bathed in the blood of I that just is sick and gross I'm sorry you can have your God you can have your beliefs you can believe in a fictional deity that's that's totally up to you if you want to and if it makes you a better person good for you but to walk around saying you've been bathed in the blood and that issues that do not affect your life in any way shape or form like same-sex marriage and transgender and sanctity of Life here's two men sitting talking about abortion two men whose penises are so lost under all of their fat they ain't seen them in 10 years and they'd be talking about abortion Jesus God whatever so I I I thought oh my God people in Europe are probably watching this right now and going Americans are freaking crazy truly I thought if I were in you know if I were in England right now watching this I'd be like the Americans have lost their [ __ ] minds they let people like this vote you're insane if you believe all that stuff there should be a sanity test before you go into The Ballot Box and then listening to everyone you know even the Republicans have had to concede that Donald Trump got his ass whooped they have to he's running around saying he won so bigly that he doesn't even want to debate her again got his ass whooped and it's obvious but of course now all the stories are well Donald Trump have lost a debate but Kamala didn't sway these voters in these swing States well then they're [ __ ] morons now she can't say that and maybe it's why they're not using my song I haven't gotten back to it maybe they watched my video and said oh he's too opinionated I don't know but if you're under like Linda ronat this morning posted a scathing scathing indorsement of camela Harris and denounce denunciation denouncement denouncement of Trump and JD Vance scathing and you know they're not denouncing her endorsement so I'm just telling you like it is if you're in in a in a swing state and you're still undecided after that debate stay home you're too stupid to go outside you might get hurt you can trip and fall downstairs you you shouldn't drive God knows you don't have the mental capacity to be behind wheel Lord oh bathed in the blood we take Jesus Into The Ballot Box we take Jesus Jesus Into The Ballot Box with us and it crowded in there last place Jesus wants to be is in a ballot box but whatever unbox Jesus let him out we take the Lord Jesus the issues that are important to us and they said well how do you do you have any faith in the politicians and he said we only have faith in the Lord Jesus I'm just like oh my God I we are doomed if these are the people who are going in and voting we are doomed doomed I am bathed in the blood like a seene out of Carrie anyway you know during the debate uh Donald Trump made the assertion that in not Springfield Ohio they're eating dogs and cats and Not only was everyone like oh they are not and they denouncing blah blah blah blah blah because it's racism but I started thinking you know 30 million dogs a year are eaten 30 million a year the dog meat trade is a multi-billion dollar trade throughout Asia China Indonesia all over the place and I thought to myself if all of these people in America are outraged that you know someone would suggest you're eating dog or cat why they're eating cows they're eating pigs they're eating chickens you know America is so is just and the world is so specious it's okay to slaughter and murder cows which are sentient beings and they're just grass puppies they just want to go play in a field they're very smart they'll play ball they'll play they more and they're dead they're they're very intelligent pigs are more intelligent than dogs you know and yet everyone's all upset oh they are not eating dogs and cats people don't eat dogs and cats well yeah they do actually 30 million dogs are consumed every year you can go online right now online and buy dog meat as we speak you can go buy it it's horrific to think but as a vegan it's just as horrific for me to think about you going and buying bacon or going and buying you know dead cow or slaughtered pig to me and every research says nowadays plant-based plant-based plant-based I wish someone would Corner kamla Harris on this I wish someone would ask kamla and say look all the reports say we have to switch to a more plant-based diet for the environment and for our health Healthcare cost us a fortune in this country because our food is poison we could save money you want to save money on Obamacare you want to save money on Healthcare make people switch to a plant-based diet make them have doctors start prescribing it but don't get outraged about suggesting people are eating dogs and cats while you sit in front of a plate of pig or cow or chicken or fish or oysters or shrimp every animal on the planet wants to live a freaking cockroach runs from you because it knows that you're going to kill it everything wants to live and just because dogs and cats are cuter meat is meat and I'm not for eating dogs or cats but I'm not for eating pigs or chicken or cows or anything it's you shouldn't be eating sentient beings you know so I was amazed at the outrage about well Haitian immigrants I know it was racism I know that's all it was was racism but let's be real people do eat dogs people do eat cats around the globe it is not unheard of and if some of them come to the US they might still have a taste for it I mean it's gross and wrong to me but and you're sitting there being grossed out but why why would you be grossed out about someone eating a Great Dane versus someone eating a goat they're the same size just because you don't keep one as a pet you know I don't I don't understand anymore when I wasn't a vegan I I just see how wrong I was because I valued my pets I valued all of my dogs and cats and fish and all of that I valued them I would die for them I got medical care for them I took great care of them and then I would sit down and eat an animal that was just as important as my dog or cat that died a horrible death such a hypocrisy let's check out the chat room at youtube.com/ Carell shall we see who's in there uh let's see Brian K uh is in there talking about music videos uh religion is strange people are agreeing uh in the past 50 years America has grown six companies with a market cap north of one trillion in that same time Europe still hasn't made one that reached 100 billion so what so what big deal uh and I think uh there's many companies in Europe that would disagree with you I think BMW you is doing just fine you know I think Mercedes doing just fine I you know many huge companies that are from Europe that are worth a lot of money so I would check your facts on that um the Chow dog breed is food in China absolutely also protects the the castle uh what else horse meat dog meat cat meat hamsters yep it's all in there uh soilent green is people yes don't eat soilent green soent green is people uh on the show uh trains what is it um Snowpiercer uh the poor people eat protein bars made out of bugs and cockroaches it's pure protein and you know just feed it to them uh so yeah it amazed me that there was all this hoopla over the dog and the be it's International headlines Irish Times BBC the guardian Springfield Ohio mayor debunk trumps claim that people are are eating dogs and I thought well they're not eating dogs in Springfield but they're eating dogs in China when the Olympics went to Beijing they gave restaurants up to $40 million total that they spent $40 million to take dog meat off the menu if something is so offensive that you have to spend $40 million to take it off the menu before the world comes to your town maybe you shouldn't [ __ ] be eating it okay I'm just saying so anyway what a morning what a morning we got people big raised in the blood on BBC saying I bring Jesus Into The Ballot Box with me they should be prevented from being in The Ballot Box with or without Jesus and then you got people all upset that Trump said people are eating dogs when in fact 30 million dogs a year are in fact eaten just not in Springfield and no one seems to have a problem with that and you sit down to a plate of pig or a plate of 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first world problem you think oh my god there are people on the street that can't eat don't and but you you know you have a f a very first world problem now I always tell people look you know we live in the first world so having first world problems is you know something that I'm having a first world problem I told you that I really want to grow the show and my YouTube channel is not SEO I don't know anything about YouTube video optimization and keyword strategies and all of that and there are people that do that and they tell you they will grow your channel you know and you can go from 2,000 subscribers to 20,000 and your videos will go from hundreds of people watching to tens of thousands and that's what I need so I went on Fiverr and I found someone uh and he'll do it for 500 bucks a month for three months and he'll optimize my 20 a month videos for $10 each uh and then he'll do my back catalog and there's like 200 videos there so you know 500 a month for three months and he'll optimize and then 200 a month after that to keep optimizing every video that I do for the show allegedly this will grow my subscribers and we'll will increase the views of my channel and increase revenues and all of that now I don't have that money I could charge it I have a charge card but I don't have the cash and I thought to myself well you already made yourself a promise of my birthday is November 7th and my iPhone is an iPhone 12 and I update my iPhone every four years because I'm a Big Apple fan and so I got the zero the four the eight the 12 and now I really want the 16 for my birthday and for Christmas that's what I want to give myself an iPhone Pro Max uh uh 16 the camera is incredible you know just everything about it incredible I will give my sister my 12 she has like a six or a 10 uh so I'll give her my 12 uh and then I'll I'll get the 16 so IID planned on putting it on my Apple card which is 0% interest for two years 40 bucks a month and I thought okay I'll do that for my birthday and for Christmas but then I thought well if you sacrific the iPhone you could put the YouTube guy on your Apple card but that wouldn't be 0% interest then uh but you could put the YouTube guy on there but then you wouldn't get an iPhone and I thought what a first world problem you that that's a first world problem uh and then I thought well we all have first world problems every one of you have a first world problem you know should I spend money on this which I want but don't really need or should I spend money on that which I really need and we all encounter those things because each of us likes to splurge a little on ourselves should I buy the new dress even though I have a closet full of dresses should I buy a new pair of pants they're really cute they're on sale they're $21 but do I need another pair of pants you know what I'm saying we all go through these first world problems I'd love to hear your first world problems like what you encounter in your world where it's like well isn't this a first world problem you know my friend Hannah she said you know the dog walker he just but and she was complaining about the dog walker and I thought what a first world problem you know to be complaining about your dog walker and one time I when I was having when I could afford house cleaners uh I had the house cleaner and I complained after she left and I thought what a first world problem so how many first world problems do you have during the day I I know some of you are like I'm so broke I ain't got a first world problem but a lot of you do have a first do I remodel the kid or do I move to a new house you know do I so a lot of us have these first world problem I'm having one do I give myself at the beginning of this year in January I told myself I was going to give myself an iPhone 16 when they come out for my birthday and for Christmas that was my present to myself I have no one buying me presents Daniel Charleston's dead Steve cabal will get me something little but no one is buying me a big present Andrew would have given me a new iPhone so I thought to myself do I buy myself the iPhone for my birthday and Christmas it's really the only thing that I really want uh or do I get myself a YouTube and I thought well one is for business you shouldn't have to like sacrifice an iPhone that you really want you know you it's not like you're I don't get one every year I don't upgrade you know I don't get new computers every year I I keep them for years and years and years uh and I thought oh what a first world problem how many of you have such problems first world problems especially when it comes to buying something you know like a car how many of you are like well my car I would like to you know my car is 12 years old I'd like to get a new one or a a new used one but you know blah blah blah like a car is a first world problem it's like do I upgrade my car do I keep my old car my Lexus has 200,000 miles on it the one that Steve gave me the RX300 I have no it it costs more to insure than it's worth I have no real reason to upgrade it unless it breaks and needs thousands of dollars of fixing and then it just wouldn't be worth it but until then I'll just keep it uh so people do eat dogs 30 million dogs a year are eaten I don't hear the outrage over that but Trump says they're eating dogs in Springfield and people are all up in arms uh hypocrisy you know plus they they certainly eat chicken and pork and beef in Springfield oh Weinstein Harvey Weinstein was indicted this morning on more sexual blah blah blah charges but but he was taken to the hospital for heart surgery two days ago and I thought why you're you're keeping him alive just to spend more money to try him in the courts to keep him in jail let him die did I say it I mean care for him you know give him medicine for his heart but don't do any extraordinary should we do life extraordinary life saving procedures on prisoners that are in jail for basically the rest of their life like if you're in in jail for life and you need open heart surgery should the state pay for that most of us can't even we people are going bankrupt in the world to have the surgery that New York is paying for for Harvey Weinstein there are people in New York who have gone bankrupt from having the same surgery that the state is paying for a convicted felon that makes no sense to me you're going to keep him alive just so you can charge him with more charges that's dumb give him medicine for his heart if the medicine doesn't work he dies no surgeries there should be no major surgeries for people in jail for longer than 30 years if your sentence is longer than 30 years and you're over the age of let's say 50 then that's it it's like when you reach 90 you stop getting most of your medications they stop doing colonoscopies they stop paying pay for cancer screenings oh yeah when you turn 90 insurance companies pretty much stop paying for stuff like well you know why look for breast cancer in a 93y old you know but yet Harvey Weinstein is getting better medical care just so he can be taken back to jail serve out a sentence and tried again doesn't that seem dumb I really want your opinion on that is it just me am I just a cruel heart bastard I just think there is no point in keeping someone alive just to keep them in court and keep them in jail you know just give him medicine there's heart medicines give him heart medicine but if his heart can't be fixed with medicine and he needs a major surgery tell him it's time you make your will I don't know what do you think about that let's check the chat room what what do you think about Harvey getting this surgery what just to go back into into court uh let's see doesn't make sense y yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep uh okay people are saying spend it on the YouTube guy I want to I have waited for four years to get a new iPhone four years and I said I was going to get it for an iPhone 16 Pro Max with one terabyte of space for my birthday and Christmas my present to myself for being me all year long but the show needs this YouTube person but the show is not me see that's the thing I make sacrifices in my personal life every single day I have a guy who donates he's donated above and beyond the Call of Duty and if I was using his money for just like me well I he did help with my medical expenses so far $8,900 the shingles cost me so far 8,900 and I'm still getting bills um and he helped with that but but you know he helped with the app and then I paid 1,500 to app designers and now I have the app but it's $2,200 a year to host the app and I don't the app doesn't make $2,200 a year and neither does the show really so I was like do I really pay that much to host an app when it's not going to make that money and I don't have that money and I gotta find I need to find a sponsor I should find a sponsor for the YouTube guy you know for 500 bucks a month give them ads every day on the show and you know it's only 500 bucks a month but I don't know first world problems see first a lot of our time is spent thinking about first world problems you know like first world problem uh but yes oh and Dave Gro he's in the news I made a note about him uh I also made a note about alen bezner from Quebec alen bezner is now dead I read all about her at CBC yesterday uh cbc.ca in Canada because she is my worst Nightmare and she's your worst nightmare elain was alen I believe was 95 years old and in a care home and the care home was abusing their patients and families have complained and tried to reform it and everything but ultimately she died uh you know in care and this morning I read here in our country about care homes for children and in another country where I was reading what newspaper Irish or Canadian their care homes for children there's all this abuse going on and I thought isn't that everybody every older person's worst nightmare that they're going to be put into some sort of care home and that they're going to be abused it's going to you know going to be horrible and their family will be powerless to help in Canada because of alen and others uh they've in Quebec they've they've launched investigations and they're going to try to clean them up but you know you never hear candidates talk about our aging population in just two years 52% of the United States will be over the age of 50 which means very soon we're going to have a lot of very old people to take care of in Europe they have apartments and Care Homes they have social workers that come out up to four or five times a day to keep people in their homes I know I watched the shows from over there that a home is a last resort in Europe they actually have infrastructure where they will send workers breakfast lunch dinner make sure you're getting up going to the bathroom make sure that you're getting food we don't have that over here and we need it we need to Institute Medicare needs to now include home care so it's cheaper for people to stay in their homes but we're not addressing it KL is not addressing it Trump certainly not going to address it no politician is addressing that as we age and we're aging rap rapid ly in this country our seniors are going to need care and there's no one to there's no infrastructure and the only you know Medicare only pays for 120 days in a nursing home ultimately families have to sell the homes that their parents lived in take mortgages out on their I don't know what I'm going to do if it happens I am Carell be who you want to be son don't hurt anybody but we certainly need our politicians to address elder care cuz it's happening and no one's talking about it and in Quebec my worst nightmare of you poor El of you oh well we'll see tomorrow Friday woohooo tomorrow is Friday yeah it's broadcasting from a completely different point of view yours listen daily to the Carell cast on your favorite streaming service [Music]