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the Georgia Bulldogs decided to start the season by teaching Clemson how to spell the word OU this guy was throwing football like orra gives out cars Manning scored his first career touchdowns which probably made the Manning family chat a bit awkward Colorado state was sent packing with more bruises than a high school marching band welcome folks to the almost professional sports show where we pretend to know as much as the real analyst but with way more bad jokes Labor Day weekend just gave us our first taste of college football and let me tell you it was spicier than your uncle Chile and the familyes cookout first up the Georgia Bulldogs decided to start the season by teaching Clemson how to spell the word ouch Georgia put up about 343 big down so bad Clemson fans are still searching for the exit signs Carson back the Heisman hopeful was so on fire that the fire department almost had to be called 278 yards two touchdowns this guy was throwing football like orra gives out cars you get a touchdown you get a touchdown boy over in Florida the Miami Hurricanes blew away their Rivals like the state's finest natural disaster the new quarterback camard was tossing the ball like it was a beig volleyball 385 yards and three touchdowns in his debut Florida tried to keep up but it turns out hurricanes are a little faster than the gets now let's talk about Texas Texas Texas Texas the lon horns robed in Colorado State and then decided to let their new star Arch Manning out of the bullpen Manning scored his first career touchdowns which probably made the Manning family chat a bit awkward dad Uncle Pon I'm coming for your records and just like that Colorado state was sent packing with more bruises than a high school marching band after their first drill ooh Penn State handled West Virginia with a kind of efficiency you would expect from a German engineered offense Drew all looked so comfortable in the pocket he might as well brought a recliner and some popcorn the naton Lions showed they are ready to pounce this season leaving West Virginia wondering if they had Ved into the wrong stadium and finally ndam squared off with Texas A&M in what was supposed to be a heavyweight bout but it turned out to be more like a Sumo match with all that pushing and showing the Irish finally pulled away probably because they remembered they had a running game they sealed the wind with some good oldfashioned ground and pound leaving Texas A&M more confused than a cow at a pig roast so there you have it college football is back and it's already more dramatic than a soora if the rest of the season is anything like this weekend we are in for a wild ride stay tuned to the almost professional sport show where we keep breaking down the games with the same accuracy as a weather forecast so not at all boom boom boom [Music]

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