My FIRST and LAST American Football Game in My Life Notre Dame vs Northern Illinois

okay so this video is going to be a little bit different I went to my first American football game ever in my life and you know what I feel like I have PTSD right now postraumatic stress disorder I kid you not I don't want to mean any disrespect to Americans but how can you possibly stand watching American football I don't understand you if there was a question posted to me how would you like to get tortured watching American football or going to Catholic mass I would say Catholic mass no problem I mean so so let me give you some background here I have been living in the United States for almost 30 years almost twice the amount of time that I spent in Poland which is where I was born I never had a desire to go and watch a football game never but I live in a town where Notre Dame University is or close close by so for and I've lived in this area for about 10 years I've been aware of this area for about 20 and I've heard Notre Dame football Notre Dame football for 20 years you would particular Saturdays you would go drive and you see all this traffic like what's this traffic all about oh oh oh Notre Dam has a game okay all right so yesterday my girlfriend comes home and she talks about all this traffic and for the past 20 years I was telling myself you know what I got to go I got to go and see a football game I've never I've never seen a high school game I've seen this stuff on TV a little bit right but I never had a desire and the weather is good I'm like maybe I should go like maybe I should go check it off my list and say that I did it and and to be honest with you I was excited I was excited I was excited to go because this this is the most popular sport in my country right now right so I was excited to go I'm like I'm going to enjoy it there's going to be a show you know strong people athletic people are going to do their thing it's going to be amazing I even went like ahead of time to drive around to find parking so I was excited and the most exciting thing was when I walked into the stadium see all these people right the the thing was sold out almost 80,000 people in the stand I'm like man this is going to be amazing and I'm watching this and I I don't understand all the rules of football but I understand enough to know what's going on a little bit right I know the touchdown I know the kick I know they have to you know you know have certain number of tries to get a certain number of yards and all that so I'm not too dumb about it right but I start watching it and I don't have you know I don't care whether nor Northern Illinois is going to win or Notre Dame is going to win I don't care I just want to watch and enjoy the show right and I'm watching it and I after about you know 10 minutes I'm like there is absolutely no way I can last till the end of the game I'm like this is worse than going to church this is worse than I'm not talking about Catholic Church I'm not talking about you know American Church where it's like a freaking concert I'm like there's no way I can possibly stand there so I'm like I want to leave like this is crazy this is like how can you people watch this thing how can you watch this this is I feel like I'm I'm stuck in a traffic jam but my girlfriend says well at least stay for the halftime you're going to enjoy the halftime I'm like okay well the halftime was definitely a lot better than the game and I am not a a fan of bands or anything like this but and and watching B it's not like watching Shakira concert or anything like this just a bunch of people walking and playing an instrument that was 100 times more exciting than the game so then I was like I mean how how could people watch this thing like like please help me in the comments below like do you have to be on drugs do you have to be drunk like how can you stand watching this game how how is this possible that this game is the most popular game in this country how is this possible I don't understand this educate me in the comments below because I feel like I'm sitting I'm one of the 880,000 people in the stand and everybody thinks that the Earth is flat and I'm the only one that knows that it's not like it is just mindboggling to me and also on the funny note is well everybody knows this but you know there's like couple people that touch the ball right in in in the game of American football like that's not a surprise but I was thinking to myself that would actually be a good rule for some teams in soccer you know some some amateur teams in soccer that would be a good rule to only Force two people to touch the ball and the other ones just to be like no the way you touch the ball you shouldn't ever touch the ball just just just go and guard other people like that would be a good rule to sometime s uh you know use in soccer but that's just on a funny note but but honestly I came home after the game it was like so we left after the half time like got the hot dogs and I'm like I'm not going back I'm not going back there um so then we left I got home at 7:00 I was so traumatized by watching this and just in this belief that this sport is so popular in this belief I slept like 14 hours I needed that to recover and here it is I'm making a video and I honestly I don't want to offend you if you like this sport but I am stunned I am stunned and help me in the comments below how can you possibly watch this sport like tell me how can you possibly watch the sport or do you have to be intoxicated to enjoy it because I wasn't so maybe I should be drunk to to enjoy it I don't know but help me in the comments below to understand because I am just lost