4 Pieces Of TERRIBLE News For Kamala

Intro well folks last night was night three of the Democratic National Convention if you want all the real time updates you could ever seek you need election wire live it's every night during the DNC 7:45 p.m. central God love them they're there covering this bleep show here's the thing you might be able to sense already I'm highly irritable today not We Are Being Lied To because of the state of the race as we'll discuss in a moment I'm really irritable because I don't like the sensation of the entire Democratic media Human Centipede peeing on my leg and then insisting that we all dance in the rain we are being lied to it is annoying it is irritating beyond all reason so stop telling me KLA Harris is a wondrous politician and a symbol of Hope and joy who dances and sings and Cooks rather than what she is a manipulative chameleonic corrupt careerist who shifts her positions and her person at whim and who will not answer a single damned question not one we are now on day 33 of answering zero questions she's running from president of the United States and we're supposed to believe that it's all about the Vibes man it's all about how she really loves V diagrams and she's feeling are you feeling the Joy are you feeling the joy stop telling me Tim Walls a good old boy Championship winning football coach instead of what he is a radical left Winger who caters to trans politics and lets BLM radicals burn down the major cities in Minnesota and call socialism neighborliness and apparently visits China every 5 seconds stop lying to me also he's a weird C have you seen him stop telling me that Joe Biden is like George Washington he's a man willing to sacrifice for the public good when in reality Joe Biden is the most corrupt politician of my lifetime he used his public position to enrich his corrupt venal family for literally decades since before I was born and then he was stabbed in the back by his own party and sent to political hospice care just to get rid of him and now you're saying that he's sacrificial he's cincinnat George Washington stop lying stop telling me that Barack Obama is a Messianic doter he's a man descending from the clouds to bring truths from on high to all of us rather than what he is which is an ugly manipulative racially polarizing machine politician who's willing to claim the right to steal other people's money and spend it on his favorite people and then divide America based on race and then make off with hundreds of millions of dollars in book and TV contracts all the time claiming capitalism is bad and America is unfree stop telling me that Michelle Obama is a Charming figure of unity one of the great lights of our age when she is instead a radical racial leftist who attended America's top universities and is worth bank and complains about the evils of America from one of her three multi-million doll Mansions she earned off the back of being married to Barack Obama and then complains about the affirmative action of generational wealth while her daughters are worth trust fund 10 million bucks a piece stop telling me Bill Clinton is a Down Home Back Country typ when he's a Yale Law grad who screwed every broad he could find with or without consent and stole half the White House on his way out stop telling me Hill Hill Clinton is a sacrificial public servant when she is a corrupt herodin who spent her entire career getting ahead lying living off her husband's checkered Legacy a Legacy by the way she helped in Shrine by threatening his victims stop telling me Doug mhof is America's dadin Chief and Jewish liaison when he The Nanny and got her pregnant and has done literally nothing Jewish his entire adult life while raising a daughter who donates to pramas groups and then says he's more in touch with his Judaism because he attends church on Easter with kamla har at some rainbow flag Church give me a break and most of all stop telling me most of all truly stop telling me that the Democrats positions don't matter that we should not listen to them stop telling me they haven't been in charge stop telling me that I'm supposed to pretend that they haven't been in charge for 12 out of the last 16 years of my life and that their threats to rewrite the Constitution to destroy the Supreme Court their threats to destroy the filibuster to confiscate the earned wealth of people who innovate to spend endless amounts of money that they did not produce to Institute price controls to inflate the currency to nationalize healthare to cut the military to the children to abort anything that moves to enshrine voting procedures that facilitate fraud to open the border and amnesty everyone who enters stop telling me none of that matters stop it stop telling me that stop telling me that I should ignore that because Amanda Gorman o and Kanan Thompson and Oprah Winfrey and Lil John turned down for what is supposed to cover for the fact that this Democratic party is off its political rocker and John Legend and Stevie Wonder and pink stop telling me that politics should be treated as a game show it is not a game show politics is always and forever about what people do with power it's not about Joy or about Vibes it's not about being brat it's about what the Jack you elect do with power that's the whole thing it's not about if you in some Sad Sack way want kamla to be your mamala or Tim Walls to be your high school coach from Friday Night Lights or you want Doug mhof to be your dad who the nanny it's about whether you want these people to be in charge of the country to set the rules for the economy to set the rules internationally that's the thing we should all be focused on well folks all of this is insane it can be quite agitating and sometimes the best way to calm down is with a nice candle of fat acts you know it might also help with your feelings it's very important see behold the Warm Glow behold introducing my all new facts don't care about your feelings candle collection yes this 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that we never we don't have to face down existential conflict maybe we're just unserious enough that's pretty much all politics is it's now just a personal popularity contest fine if that's the case then we get what all failing republics deserve but there are still many of us who have a stake in the future of the country and think the future of the country matters and think that policy matters and that what these people do with power absolutely matters we're still worried about the future of our kids in this country if you are everything you're seeing at the DNC should be insulting I mean deeply deeply profoundly insulting because it is and if you don't feel insulted it's because you're caught up in the stupidity yourself and at that point you know what America gets what it deserves all right so here's the thing before I get to the actual DNC which has just been it's a road show production it's like an Off Broadway production of a not very good Broadway show but we're all supposed to stand and cheer because they're saying they're singing fight song or they're bringing forth Katy Perry or who whoever they're bringing forth tonight who gives it Fly okay but here's the thing there's some actual bad news for KLA Harris I know I know we're not supposed to say it because we're all in celebrate kamla time I mean sure she has never done anything worthwhile her entire life literally her entire life she has not done anything worthwhile she was a short-lived da before she started Willie Brown who elevated her in California politics by getting her a job with the San Francisco da she promptly defenestrated her own boss and ran for that job and then I know we're not supposed to talk about the fact that she was a terrible Attorney General of California she barely sneaked through a race with Steve kolie because he blew it in the last days of the race and then she was elected senator in California in a race that had no Republicans in it because they had changed the rules and then she failed in her first presidential nomination race because she's a terrible politician who actually is not particularly smart and she fell apart upon impact and then she was from the scrap people history because she was a black woman by Joe Biden and then she was an awful vice president but now we're supposed to believe that now is the time to celebrate comma for all of her lifelong achievements of failing up no one in American political history has failed up quite like kamla Harris has failed up but there is some bad news in this celebratory moment for KLA Harris in fact there are actually four pieces of quite bad news for KLA Harris in this supposedly celebratory moment bad news number one she is not winning big now with all all of the media coverage of KL Harris with the fact that again 33 days of no questions none zero zip zil the fact she has not defined any of her actual political positions the fact she's a complete Cipher and the fact that the entire media have gone into spasms of orgasmic Joy at the fact that Joe Biden is no longer the nominee even with all of that she is barely leading nationally barely barely barely according to the real politics polling average K Harris is leading nationally by 1.5 points that is well within any margin of error the last several polls show her up anywhere from 3 to Four Points nationally again that is not a massive lead it isn't I mean she's barely breaking 48% in a lot of these polls you would imagine with this kind of media coverage she should be at like 54% 55% she is not in the top Battleground States according to the real cor politics polling average she is within margin of error in Wisconsin she's up by just one basically they're dead even in Pennsylvania she's up a couple of points in Michigan she's dead even in Arizona she's behind in Nevada North Carolina and Georgia okay every single one of those races is within two points according to the real C politics pulling average so the bad news for kamla is if you have a month of days in which the coverage is like nothing I've ever seen I mean truly at least Barack Obama had Talent she is a talentless hack truly a talentless hack spun into gold like Rumple stiltskin in the back room over here SP strong to go that's what the media are doing and yet and yet she is not pulling away in fact if you squint you can see a slight pulling bump for Donald Trump in the last couple of days and that's despite the fact that Trump has not run a particularly disciplined campaign over the course of the last few weeks he is underst staffed he is under spending online and still she is not pulling away as Thomas edil of the New York Times writes while K Harris has pulled even with if not ahead of trump in recent polling Republican attacks on her have yet to reach full intensity the outcome remains very much up for grabs Bruce Kane Stanford political scientists said Trump is more ertic impulsive and self-interested than your average candidate and is much Bolder than most in testing the boundaries of what he can get away with in Insider lingo he is the guy who likes to put his toes right up to the chalk line between legal and illegal activity there's some evidence his bad traits are getting worse with old age the more serious problem is the lowering of institution and political safeguards but the real thing here is that they are afraid he might win they are afraid that Trump might still win so again this race is not over if you were to watch the media the race is This Race Is NOT Over over already there's no reason to even play the rest of the ball game and this could be a problem for KLA Harris because again if there is a perception that she is going to win and win big in the reality is that this race is dead even that actually does not cut in her benefit so that's bad piece of news number one it's a really not good piece of news for KL Harris again they swapped out a dead candidate for a alive candidate and the race is pretty much a toss up at this point by pretty Again by pretty much every statistical analysis if you look at at Nate Silver's rundown right now the presidential election forecast suggests right now that kamla Harris is slightly up nationally but if you're talking about the Electoral College probability Nate silver basically has it at 50% he says that Harris has like a 53% chance of being president Trump has a 47% chance not particularly statistically significant meaning that right now the race is a dead heat that's bad piece of news number one so here's the thing if people perceive that she's running away with the race and she actually isn't that is not to her benefit but you know it's not to your benefit continuing to use that same cell phone company there's only one cell phone company that gives you free premium access to the media you actually care about it's pure talk this might be the best offer P talk has ever come out with listen to this when you switch your cell phone service to Pure Talk on a 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that RFK Jr is about to drop out of the race in favor of Donald Trump this is being reported by mediaite RFK Jr is preparing to end his 2024 campaign and endorse Trump for president sources have told mediaite according to mediaite this week a series of signs began to point to the end of his quixotic independent bid for the presidency when which fared surprisingly well in the polls and threatened a siphon support from both Trump and kamla Harris the mo saw the campaign as a particularly acute threat to the Republican ticket campaign manager Amarilis Kennedy addressed the chatter in an email to campaign staff she said any path forward changes the outcome with calcified support on both sides of the alow this 10% of the electorate is the only molten force in the race she said what I can tell you is this Bobby has been in a period of deep discernment so please hold tight until you hear directly from him he is supposed to give a big announcement on Friday he is in the same location as Donald Trump again speculation is that RFK Jr drops out of the race now again if you look at that real clear politics polling average what you see is that the share of the vote for Bobby Kennedy has dropped fairly significantly over the course of the last few weeks it it went from somewhere like 12% to somewhere in the 4 to 5% range 4 to 5% is still a lot of points in a very very tight race according to Amy Walter who is a the editor-in-chief of cook political report which does poll analysis she says this would be a big boost for Trump in cook political swing state project survey RFK voters in swing states are more likely to be Trump voters 46% than Harris voters 26% she says a one to two point boost in a one to two point race is a pretty big deal and so that is bad news for KLA Harris as well if RFK drops out and if he endorses Trump and then if he moves over to the Trump campaign and starts actively campaigning against K Harris here was Donald Trump yesterday yeah praising RFK Jr and it is the way of Donald Trump he Praises his his friends and he and he rips his foes so this may be a Trump: I Respect RFK Jr. telegraph have you spoken to him in the last 24 hours ien I haven't but I respect him I've respected him for a long time I mean I know where he's coming from and it's a little different philosophy very smart guy however and uh I had heard he was thinking about it for a period of time but no I have not heard this what you're telling me he's going to be in Arizona on Friday would you have him on stage with you at your rally well I think I'm going to be there on Friday we have a big crowd I would always be honored to I mean if he endorsed me would I be honored by that absolutely so that is a bad piece of news for KLA Harris bad piece of news number one very tight race bad piece of news number two the biggest Third Party candidate in the race seems about to drop out and endorse Trump that's a bad piece of news for her bad piece of news number three remember that time that we were all supposed to pretend that the Bad News #3: Kamalanomics Is A FAIL economy was soaring and doing amazingly well it is amazing how fast the media expect you to change your mind just to back whoever the Democratic candidate is so when Joe Biden was the candidate you were all delusional the economy was doing aaz balls it was just great then kamla Harris became the candidate and the economy is still am maaz balls but it can be even better with kamla Harris even though she's out there admitting how bad the inflation is well now the US job market has been reduced down significantly Accord ing to the Wall Street Journal the US job market was much weaker than previously reported the job market from early 2023 through early this year was not nearly as hot as it seemed at the time according to new government data suggested on Wednesday compared with the still official numbers employers might have added 88,000 fewer jobs in the 12 months through March according to the labor department that means the economy could have added around 178,000 jobs a month over that period as opposed to the current estimate of 246,000 jobs a month Wednesday's report marked the first step of an annual process by which the labor department updates older payroll figures using state byst state unemployment tax records that is more comprehensive but less timely than his monthly employer survey that is a preliminary estimate or revision that will be made to the official numbers in February that is a major downgrade to the perception of the employment market now this is also breaking in advance of the Federal Reserve preparing to lower the interest rates the idea a here would be that the economy has slowed significantly more than was previously perceived and that means that they really need to blow more money into an economy that is currently running about 2.9% year- on-year inflation which is still significantly higher than the 2% that the Federal Reserve typically seeks okay this is not good economic news for Comm Harris and remember Comm inomics is way worse than Biden nomics kinomics is all the worst excesses of bomic but way more so so we're talking price controls we are talking apparently about taxes on unearned capital gains by the way if if you get unearned capital gains taxes do I get to take unearned capital gains tax writeoffs if the value of my company goes down or if my stocks go down how exactly does that work and why would that not incentivize me to run my business directly in the ground to take the tax right off and then prate that over the course of the next few years absolute idiocy economically speaking but of course that's the name of the game in commo land Donald Trump Trump: They’re Hiding The Numbers says they were hiding the numbers they were lying about the economy here he was yesterday the Harris Biden Administration has been caught fraudulently manipulating job statistics to hide the true extent of the economic ruin that they've inflicted on America the new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that the administration padded the numbers with an extra listen to this one 88,000 jobs that don't exist so they said they existed and they never did exist they built them up so that they could say what a wonderful job they're doing he ain't wrong in yesterday's most hilarious clip Gina Rondo who is the Raimondo Suggests Trump Made Up Numbers That Biden’s Labor Dept Released Secretary of Commerce under Joe Biden and an ally of course of K Harris she was asked about the jobs numbers being revised radically down remember she's the secretary of Commerce she's sitting in the cabinet pretty much the only stat the Commerce Department looks at is supposedly the from the Bureau of Labor Statistics here was Gina Rondo not knowing her own job do you potentially think that this new numbers could be a liability for this campaign no when I hear that first of all I don't believe it because I've never heard Donald Trump say anything truth it is though from the Bureau of Labor I don't I I'm not familiar with that oh she's not familiar with that that's oh oh well that's literally your job literally your job so is that a piece of good news for KLA Harris I doubt it that's bad piece of news number three is that the Biden nomics has failed and kinomics is likely to be significantly worse I mean she wants to by the way revoke the Trump tax cuts which means increasing taxes on 91% of Americans okay bad piece of news number four is that KLA Harris's immigration bord zaring has been an abject failure Bad News #4: Kamalagration Is A Fail on every possible level unless you actually think that the purpose of the democratic party's immigration policy is to actually import millions of people and then give them an amnesty which kind of seems like it is so KLA Harris has completely botched the Border but you know when it comes to your home you don't want to botch the blinds let's be real how light flows into your house 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Security inspector General's report released on Monday as of May 2024 there are 291,000 migrant children who arrived in the US as unaccompanied minors who were set free and never given a date to appear in Immigration Court meaning there is no way to track their whereabouts that is in addition to the 32,000 children ice authorities released into the US with hearing but who failed to show in court One Federal whistleblower said she believes many of these vulnerable kids could already be in the hands of criminals and sex traffickers in fact by the way this is one of the ways that criminals cross the border what they do is they bring a kid the kid is then released into the interior of the United States to some other adult and then the adult is processed and released as well and then the kid in some cases I was told this by border patrol is shuttled back across the border to be used as another quasi mule for the adult that is in some of these cases in some of these cases the kid is just put into some form of Labor slavery or what what this is insane you want to talk about a human rights violation you want to talk about a human rights violation at scale by the Biden Administration releasing 320,000 miners into the United States with no adult supervision from a family member is patently crazy I have four kids if one of them got lost and it ended up in the hands of sex traffickers I would be in jail and rightly so the federal government however can release 320,000 children under Joe Biden and K Harris into the interior of the United States with no familial relations and that apparently is totally that that's being Humane that is apparently being absolutely wonderfully Humane insane again according to Tera Rodas who is recruited as a federal government employee to help the Department of Health and Human Services with an influx of Migrant kids in 2021 believing she would be doing Noble work she said that she was shocked to find she was handing children to quote traffickers members of transnational criminal organizations Bad actors bad bad people sponsors do not have to be family members their vetting process does not require that they meet with the HHS officials in person the vetting is typically done over the phone the vetting was stripped out of the process well done kamla Harris borders are KLA harres now Democrats are trying to respin this one they're trying to pretend that everything is just fine so for example Senator Chris Murphy last Chris Murphy: She’s Tough As Nails On The Border night from Connecticut over at the DNC he said that K Harris is tough as Nails on the border I have yet to hear a lie bigger than this one for 20 years K Harris has been tough as nails when it comes to securing our border that is the biggest lie that you could possibly tell about K Harris's border policy when when she was a federal Senator she was very much against federal law that would have shut down Sanctuary cities Harris has always been an open borders Advocate this notion that she has some sort of hard right closed borders Advocate is nonsense it is sheer provable nonsense but that is fail number four for her so she has four big pieces of bad news she hasn't finished off Trump RFK is likely to endorse Trump Comm nomics is a giant fail and KLA Harris's immigration policy is a giant fail and it turns out that Americans who still care about policy might care about their pocketbook and might care about the vast influx of at least 10 million illegal immigrants over the course of the Biden Administration a policy that k Harris would double down upon so what is the reality of the democratic pitch and the reality of the Spike Lee: ‘This Is Not History, This Is HERstory’ democratic pitch I think was was put forward quite nicely by two figures in the Democratic party one of them was Spike Lee so again the celebrities are well represented at the DNC because it basically is just a celebrity confab with some politics attached here was Lee the reason you should elect KLA Harris is because she's a she has Lady Parts what does it mean for you to be here to see vice president har as the the Democratic nominee I wanted to be here this is not history this is her story oh my God she's going to be the first woman to be president of this United States of America blended family you know the whole Howard University hu you know so this is a amazing moment in the history of these United States of America wow it's hory see you're not supposed to pay any attention to her policy she has Lady Parts by the way what is a woman they can't answer the question so that's piece number one her personal story is the only thing that matters because this is the dating game and you're supposed to date your politicians you're not supposed to ask ever what they would do because if you do ask what they would do you might find out and this brings us to piece number two the Democrats must lie they must lie they must pretend to be a thing they are not which is moderate 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drizzle on top of this the syrup of celebrity so they brought forth for example Amanda Gorman the worst poet in America she is awful she's an awful poet I know we're all supposed to pretend and she's actually good at poetry she is not good at poetry she's like if shell Silverstein were clobbered by a 2x4 after being run over by a truck that is what her poetry sounds like just awful tra stupid trash okay she she I'm sorry she's bad at her job not my fault and it's your fault for having bad taste if you disagree sorry that's what the facts say here was Amanda Gorman trying to recite poetry about Kamala Harris last night my goodness We Gather at this hollowed place because we in the American dream we Face a race that tests if this country we cherish Shall Perish from the earth and if our Earth Shall Perish from this country what the hell does that mean if our Earth Shall Perish from this country what does that even mean that's that that has no meaning also she's so astonished by her own ability to rhyme wow did you hear Cherish and perish wow well you know her outfit is garish the economy is bearish so I suppose that we're supposed to vote for kamla Harish because her poetry is nightmarish o make me the poet laureate these people are if I roll my eyes any harder they will fall out of my gourd well if that Kenan Thompson Brings Out Project 2025 wasn't good enough for you they also brought out Keenan Thompson who you'll remember from such wonderful shows as Nickelodeon and and also SNL right he was on Nick at night right what was the name of that show the one with the kids all that yeah he all that I Keenan Thompson will all he will always be all that to me from from Nickelodeon and and then he went to SNL and uh and now he shows up carrying around their prop again they're like Gallagher with the watermelon they just can't let go of this prop they got this giant 2025 project 2025 book that nobody's ever published in that size that they actually had made I assume for this convention and then they're just like toing this stupid thing around like hey look a giant book it's great I hate this thing it's a book it's bad and it's filled with bad ideas that are bad because it's a book oh my God Keenan Thompson tell us about your Mastery of the subject matter of project 2025 this is Project 2025 the Republican blueprint for a second Trump term it is a yeah yeah boo it is a real document that you can read for yourself at kamah harris.com can't read policy agenda 202 does you ever seen a document that could kill a small animal and democracy at the same time I mean yeah it's it's called the federal regulatory books every you know how when you download an app and there are hundreds of pages there that you don't read it's just the terms and conditions and you just click agree right well these are the terms and conditions of a second Trump presidency you vote for him you vote for all of this let's take a look how many times they going to slam this thing on the podium and the podium take it who knows it's just wow by the way K Harris has no policy positions so she just lies about them the only policy positions available at kamah harris.com are project 2025 which Trump legitimately has dissociated from so much so that project 202's head was basically defenestrated at the Heritage Foundation so yeah that that is their that is their pitch but don't worry they brought out the celebrity of all celebrities last night they're going deep into the well for this one straight from her mansion on Maui where she owns the entire town of Hana the woman of the people Oprah wirey was brought forth another black woman that the Democrats wish were the nominee they had Michelle Obama now theyve opr Winfrey and they're kind of you know tonight they're going to get kamla Harris you know she's she's there and she was vice president and all right I suppose so they brought out Oprah Winfrey we'll get to opras inspiring rhetoric in just one moment first your reminder 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how we get this movie into as many theaters Across America as possible okay meanwhile well it wasn't just a man a Gorman the world's worst poet bar Keenan Thompson straight from Oprah all that it was Oprah Winfrey yes she descended in her private jet from Maui where again she owns half the island to talk about the fate of the peoples of Earth that was that was the important thing so Oprah she she was there to pour syrup on the absolute Cai that is the Democratic party platform and she talked about worshiping she talked about worshiping here here was Oprah wi why why why just why this is my question why okay I'm irritated by all the celebrity crap on both sides of the Al I really am I've hated the State of the Union for years cuz I find it to be a worshipful spectacle of tyrannical demagoguery and that's what I'm seeing here I'm sorry I don't give a what Oprah Winfrey thinks about politics why should I seriously why should I this woman is so much of an expert on politics that back in 1988 she wrote a literal letter to Donald Trump asking him to run for office and now she's back here talking about how he's a threat to democracy and all this kind of stuff I I just what qualifies her to say anything about policy other than the stuff that she knows and she doesn't know anything and she doesn't care about knowing anything anything and none of these people care about knowing anything wait till she finds out that they want to tax her un her unachieved capital gains wait until she finds out about that but here she was last night telling us all for the feels and the emotions oh do you have the feels there are people who want you to see our country as a nation of us against them people who want to scare you who want to rule you people who'd have you believe that books are dangerous God and assault rifles are safe that there's a right way to worship and a WR way to love a white way to who seek first to divide and then to conquer this is such I mean the fields of strawman burning out to the Horizon are astonishing here just the the there are people who want to rule you did you know that yes I watched them at the DNC last night basically the Dem ocratic bargain we get to rule every single aspect of your life you have to stay in your home because of Co you have to wear a mask we're going to rule every aspect of your economic interactions with the world whether or not they affect anybody else we get to decide whether your kids are trans you have no say in any of that stuff but you do get to screw as much as you want that's that's the Democratic bargain we will never we will never ever cast a weary eye at your sexual ancts that's the promise now again I don't much care what you do in the privacy of your bedroom I really don't I do on like a religious level but on a governmental level I really don't care but democrat's entire stick here is that Republicans are like spying Through the Keyhole at what you do in your bedroom and in exchange for us not spying at the keyhole you must turn over control of every other aspect of your life that's the bargain here mean that that that really is all the Democrats are offering they want to control your Healthcare they want to control your business they want to control your children they want to control how your children are educated you hear Oprah Winfrey right there saying well they fear books do fear books or do they just not want fifth graders to be reading gender queer at the school library like may maybe it's that maybe it's that but they're just such Liars they're such Liars such Liars oh and by the way I I will point out the one thing she says there is in fact a right way to worship and a wrong way to worship the wrong way to worship is where you have abortions in the parking lot that's the wrong way to worship if you're doing that and then worshiping let me suggest you're doing it wrong you're doing religion and God wrong okay here is Oprah Winfrey then talking about abortion which is the only real Democratic Sacrament like a fullscale democratic Sacrament if you do not have autonomy over this over [Music] this if you cannot control when and how you choose to bring your children into this world and how they are raised and supported there is no American Dream what okay so can we just cut through the euphemism right there what El brother is saying if you don't get to choose how your children come into the world um it's not about how it's about WEA I mean that's pretty Evil by the way I love how she's like oh yeah and then you get to raise your kids do we though because I feel like you and all your friends suggest that if I don't go along with your trash gender ideology if I'm not willing to my kid at the best of your insane radicalism then you would remove my kid from my home that's exactly what Minnesota proposes by the way under Tim Walls who spoke last night but don't worry she's a celebrity and we love celebrities here in America and then she talked about how she's a victim Oprah Winfrey uh which is weird because you know if her uh if her story means anything it means that you able to overcome such unbelievable obstacles in the United States you can become the richest woman on planet Earth but apparently no America is still real bad from the Redwood Forest love those redwoods to the Gul stream Waters I've seen racism and sexism and income inequality and division I've not only seen it at times I've been on the receiving end of it everyone's victim in Democrat land including the richest people on planet Earth Michelle Barack Obama they're all victims all victims and of course Oprah could not conclude without a reference to childless cat ladies because you know there was that one time JD Vance went on Tucker Carlon show in 2021 that's the real threat to America they are the best of America and despite what some would have you think we are not so different from our neighbors when a house is on fire we don't ask about the homeowner's race or religion we don't wonder who their partner is or how they voted no we just try to do the best we can to save them and if the pace place happens to belong to a childless cat lady well she said a buzz word everybody cheer well we try to get that cat out too wow deep words deep words you mean when there's a fire you try to save the people inside that's that's great but I don't think that that's this election is about by the way I'm not going to take sitting down this entire Democratic nostrom that they care about every American as an individual when literally the entire Harris campaign has been broken up by race gender and sexual orientation white gay dudes for Harris black women for Harris spare me spare me okay we didn't even get to the politicians yet so then they started trotting out the politicians of course they trotted out the radicals like the PP’s President: Our Future and Our Bodies Are On The Line par the Planned Parenthood president because again the The High Priestess of the democratic party is of course Alexis Migel Johnson who is the who is the chief of Planned Parenthood and who suggested that their fut women your future and your bodies are on the line and the the the deep and Abiding Love the Democrats have for abortion it's unsurpassed it's literally the thing they care about most which is kind of telling and and kind of frightening our future our future is on the ballot our bodies are on the ballot and come November 5th we will decide this election oh boy then they tried out Pelosi: We Saved Democracy Nancy Pelosi to gasl you some more so Nancy Pelosi explained how Democrats saved democ y by stabbing Joe Biden directly in the face and then shoving his body off the back of the boat to the Sharks let us not forget who assaulted democracy on January 6th he did don't worry they're party of love but let us not forget who saved democracy that day we did who's who's we lady Mike Pence was the vice president of the United States who presided over the Senate Mitch McConnell was the Senate majority leader who presided over the certification of the vote it was rep repan secretaries of State in places like Georgia Wisconsin and Pennsylvania who presided over a lot of this sort of stuff so um yeah it wasn't it wasn't you you had nothing to do with it you were actually solely responsible for the failures of much of the capital police at the time so there's that as well then they tried out P Bud judge who is only Buttigieg Slams JD Vance on the main stage because he's again it is truly incredible how far you can go by being a poor mayor of a minor city in the United States but also loving dudes like that that is that it's speaks to the beauty of America the rich tapestry that is America so Pete bued showed up to uh to slam JD Vance here he was going after JD JD Vance is one of those guys who thinks if you don't live the life that he has in mind for you then you don't count someone who said that if you don't have kids you have quote no physical commitment to the future of this country [Applause] you know Senator when I deployed to Afghanistan I didn't have kids then many of the men and women who went outside the wire with me didn't have kids either but let me tell you our commitment to the future of this country was pretty damn physical um well if all of this is making you nauseous you might need relief ban see whether you're a frequent flyer or somebody embarking on their first flight the effects of motion sickness can catch you off guard and quickly ruin your travel plans especially when you could have just been prepared with my friends over at relief band relief band is a one-of-a-kind wearable device that both prevents and treats nausea using patented technology it's not every day you're on an airplane and you get sick relief band treats more than that for example the sick kid in the backseat this has happened parents suffering from motion sickness at the amusement park chemotherapy patients and a lot more it's better to 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democratic power for quite a while not only that but politically he's awkward as well because it turns out that when he was president of the United States he was seeking that clintonian third way he was famously co-opting Republican positions and then using them as his own now KL Harris is doing a little bit of that with things like stealing Trump's idea about no tax on on tips and and all the rest of this sort of stuff but Bill Clinton is awkward because Bill Clinton was kind of a blue dog Democrat ain't no more Blue Dog Democrats they're endangered also again Bill Clinton is like page A1 of the manual for me too and yet there he was showing up last night so Bill Clinton showed up he looks really old he looks really old but the nice thing is because they defenestrated Joe Biden he now gets to make old people jokes he gets to talk about how he is younger than Donald Trump this is a joke he couldn't have made five minutes ago when Joe Biden was the actual nominee but just remember Joe Biden has already been killed and put off his body somewhere in California hanging out at the beach on the other coast or something so Bill Clinton did what I I will maintain this this this continues to be the funniest thing at the DNC the funniest thing at the DNC is all these people who participated in the ravenous cannibalism against Joe Biden turning around and then proclaiming him a hero it is just wonderful it really is there's an ironic deliciousness to the whole procedure like they they found the fattest guy on the Lifeboat they carved him up and they ate him and then they praised him for his self-sacrifice it's just amazing here's Bill Clinton declaring Joe Biden George Washington and Cincinnati all wrapped into one meanwhile at least wipe the blood off your shirt first mude we were in the middle of a pandemic and an economic crash he healed our sick and put the rest of us back to work yeah he healed Our Sick Joe Biden healed our sick he can't heal his own sick he strength our alliances peace and security he stood up for Ukraine trying to desperately to get a ceasefire in the Middle East by pressuring the Ally Then he did something that's really hard for a politician to do he voluntarily gave up political power now he didn't that's the thing he didn't give up political power he's still the president of the United States if he'd walked away from the presidency that's called political power a presidential nomination is the prospect of future political power he didn't give that up you guys put him in the wood chipper Fargo style and like he gave up political power Bill Clinton Bill Clinton okay then he moved on to kamla Harris and uh and he talked about the magic of kamla Harris now one of the most amusing things also about this convention is that kamla Harris's career apparently ended when she was a state level prosecutor we never hear anything about what she did when she was Senator and we never hear about her vice presidency ever at all because she's a terrible Senator and she's an awful vice president the worst vice president in American history so we never hear about that like her career apparently was she was at McDonald's and then was a hard charging prosecutor that's what we know about K Harris oh yeah and she had a wonderful romance with the dude who St The Nanny that those are the things we know and she loves to cook and dance and is filled with joy these are things we know so much joy so here was Bill Clinton talking about how KLA Harris once worked at McDonald's well whoop de congratulations when she was young she worked at McDonald's and she greeted every person with that thousand watt smile and said how can I help you watt smile how can I help she's at the Pinnacle of power and she's still asking how can I help you and she's still asking would you like fries with that oh it's so tiresome KLA Harris woman of the people literally the only job she has ever worked in the private sector is that one time she worked at McDonald's for 5 minutes congratulations wow if you elect her for this you're a stupid person don't know what to tell you you're a dummy well Bill Clinton was a racist last night he's a little racist I know because he pronounced Kamala wrong you're not allowed to pronounce it Bill Clinton Pronounces ‘Kamala’ Wrong Camala not all allowed to pronounce it Kamala you're not allowed to pronounce it comml it's kamla and if you don't you hate black people or something so apparently Bill Clinton hates the black people because he did it twice last night ask for their help and then follow our leader camela Oh camela I [Music] thought so after they shuffled off that old man off the stage that's when they brought out the fakest person in America Tim Walls now there was one genuine Tim Walz moment and that's when his son was in the audience apparently has an anxiety disorder and he's got ADHD and he's got some some possible autism something like that he started crying and pointing at the stage and saying that's my dad which is a nice thing I mean you like to see when kids are really loyal to their parents I like that otherwise Tim Walls is an awful communist so Tim Walls it's amazing he's a he's a pathological liar he spent his entire career being a liar but he has what axios calls an a shuck force field again that Human Centipede working over time the excretions are massive and so is the intake so according to axios Democrats are banking on Governor walls is affable every man personality to Shield against GOP attacks and even blowback about his own mistruths and exaggeration affable authentic that is Tim Walls by affable and authentic this is the part that I hate okay I I I cannot stand I cannot stand when someone gives a truly awful performance in a movie and everybody's like that person was great can't can't deal with it makes me insane Tim Walls is a bad actor he's bad at this okay he walks out he's waving his arms like a crazy person as I've said before every time he enters a stage he's like Chris Farley from 1996 on Letterman like runs out there he's waving his arms all crazy and this and this and this and it's it's all just way too much it's way too much he's chewing the scenery like Al Pacino inent of a woman I mean he's like all over the damn Place Tim wall is the radical his curriculum in Minnesota as Governor they adopted an ethnic studies curriculum for all students in which kids are taught about racial capitalism and how minorities suffer under European beauty standards also he traveled 30 times to China and praised Chinese communism as a system where everyone shares and if you thought that that was just a long time ago like eight weeks ago he said on a call that socialism is just neighborliness so that wasn't even 8 weeks AG like three weeks ago and we're all supposed to pretend that he's just you know he's a nice everyday that's that's his thing he's at he's in every dad that's so he's so great now Tim Walls who is up in everybody's business match unlike every level again there's only one area where Tim Walls is not up in your business match apparently and that of course is when it comes to who you have sex with now and this is a straw man no one cares who you as a consenting adult have sex with people might care religiously they might think that you're sinning I'm unaware of any major politician in America who is called for making illegal sexual activity consenting between adults I'm not like I'm not aware of anybody who's done that local state or federal it just that does not exist in the United States so this is a complete straw man fallacy that is a different question as to whether you ought to receive state benefits for your sexual predilections which seems like should have something to do with you know having kids and generating family units that are the building blocks of a functional Society that's a completely separate question but Tim Wall's entire stick is mind your own Zam business this dude set up a snitch line in Minnesota a snitch line for those who weren't properly abiding by covid rules we also protected reproductive freedom because in Minnesota we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make and even if we wouldn't make those same choices for ourselves we've got a golden rule mind your own damn business but by the way look how that has extended from we don't care who you have sex with to you should be allowed to kill your baby and this is one of the great lies in American J judicial history with was the attempt to swivel abortion into a quote unquote right to privacy and nothing to do with privacy that's either an independent human in there or it ain't that is either another human being in there or it's not no one cares about your right to remove your spleen no one so it's a lie but it's okay that's that's the lie that they like to tell and then Tim wall says Republicans don't want you to be free which is weird because the kind of Freedom that they experience in Minnesota is apparently free vasectomies and abortions also your business might be burned down tomorrow and somebody might snitch on you on Co and your kid might be taken away if you're refused to them that's Freedom gang when Republicans use the word Freedom they mean that the government should be free to invade your doctor's office corporations free to pollute your air and water and banks free to take advantage of customers but when we Democrats talk about Freedom we mean the freedom to make a better life for yourself and the people that you love that is such a that is such a lie the freedom to make a better life for yourself no they mean the freedom to take your hand and shove it in your neighbor's pocket take his money and then do what you want with it and then if you fail shove your hand deeper into your neighbor's pocket and do more of it they mean the freedom to regulate every aspect of your life from the federal government level on down the freedom for government to destroy your community it's it's such overwhelming and trash it truly is now walls did tell on himself at one point he's going after JD Vance who of course is his vice presidential counsel part on the other side of the aisle and uh and he was trying to rip JD Vans for being an elitist now Democrats have a very weird relationship with elitism educationally particularly Bill Clinton went to Yale law Barack Obama went to Harvard Law School Joe Biden's children went to top level universities Tim Walls he rips on JD Vans for having escaped poverty and gone to y Law this apparently is a bad thing now here's Tim Walls trying to brag on this one I had 24 kids in my high school class and none of them went to Yale I mean weird Flex weird Flex see I would think you would brag if you had kids in your high school class who did go to Yale because you were such a good teacher it's I mean I think that really if he wants to talk about you know elitism what he really should say I had 24 kids in my high school class all 24 of them got addicted to oxy they're all now dead that's what a great teacher like what is he even trying to say there that JD Vance is bad because he went to Yale law school TR pathetic okay well walls closed again the entire stick here is that he was never governor of Minnesota we're never allowed to talk about what he did as governor kamla was never Vice President of the United States or senator from California Bill Clinton was never President Barack Obama was never president none of these people ever held power it turns out that they are basically political Neo fites but the thing you're supposed to recognize about Tim Walls is that he is a dad and a husband and he once coached High School football which is weird because I'm not trying to hire him as offensive coordinator for the Pittsburgh Steelers I'm wondering whether he should be the vice president of the United States but here is where we're going to get into the crappy pep talk where Democrats pretend that they watch football oh goodness and I mean other than when Taylor Swift's boyfriend is playing here is H here's Tim Walls you know you might not know it but I haven't given a lot of big speeches like this but I have given a lot of pep talks so let me let me finish with this team team it's the fourth quarter coach walls we're down a field goal but we're on offense and we've got the ball we're driving down the field and boy do we have the right team kamla Harris is top kamla Harris is experienced and KLA Harris is ready our job our job our job our job for everyone watching is to get in the trenches and do the blocking and tackling one inch at a time one yard at a time one phone call at a time one door knock at a time $5 donation at a [Applause] [Music] time my God I can't I can't these people are so fraudulent they're such phonies they're such phonies is it okay I want to know the field position I want to know why your quarterback seems to have suffered multiple concussions since she can't say a sentence I I want to know who the actual offensive coordinator is because she clearly ain't calling her own Blaze I'd like to know why we are all expected to be the offensive lineman for a presidential candidate like why is that well are we all her her servants like what how does this work precisely why isn't she our servant she's the public servant correct coach walls again coach walls he hasn't coached football for like 20 years what are you talking about Coach walls I swear all these Democrats it's like their resume ended when they were 18 years old and then we're supposed to ignore what they did and of course that's the whole game you are supposed to ignore what they did you're supposed to ignore everything about them you're not supposed to pay attention to their policies the things they actually want to do you're supposed to instead just think of nice coach walls from the high school you're supposed to think of mamala Harris in the kitchen smothering up a turkey with salt and pepper don't be an idiot vote based on who is going to exercise power and what they're going to do with that power because I promise you coach walls coach walls is not going to be your high school football coach but he is going to be shaping your China policy KLA Harris is not going to be your mamala and if you're seeking a mamala honestly get therapy seek help now she's going to be the person who's running the American economy into the ground and setting the world on fire just like her boss Joe Biden who's out moldering somewhere in the California Sun all all already coming up we'll get to the other side of the aisle where Donald Trump has been Outro campaigning and uh and doing some interesting things actually if you're not a member become member use coach Shapiro check out for two months free on all annual plans click that link in the description and join us Republicans are Nazis you cannot separate yourselves from the bad white people growing up I never thought much about race never really seemed 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