Sudeikis to Kelce: "When are you going to make an honest woman out of Taylor?" (FULL VIDEO)

[Applause] what hey let's bring it down let's bring it down over here all right let's bring it down go St what is this look at this look at this you guys don't think we're going to score on the best huh three time Super Bowl champion gave the city giefs all right all right all right all right all right let bring it down now lot of a lot of anger there have a seat okay yeah yeah hey would you care for a keto Burger oh would I here you go there you go for the kids there is oh yeah oh we'll take that for the best old Burger I ever had in my life here you go well he knows that knows how to stay healthy yeah and boy first of all welcome kiddo and happy pride month yeah or as your kicker calls it June listen boys let's not get out of track here I play for the best damn team and the best fans in the whole world he can't so best fans in really fans that won't support a new stadium for their team yeah yeah let me tell you something my friend let him know Carl let me tell you something my friend get in his face the Chicago taxpayers will fund anything and everything sports related take a look at what we're building you know that sphere thing they got in uh Last Vegas now yeah that junk check it out yeah in Chicago We're funding the qua mhm a multi-purpose facility there it is celebrating the sharpest haircut in the history of mankind that of a certain coach meit and we also signed off on this right in the center of downtown check that out okay now that is a commemorative plate commemorating the commemorative plate of Mike single stopping am Dickerson on Third and the foot that was a hell of a commemorative plate it sure was what a plate what a plate what a and by the way we honor our plates if the pars ever asked for a new stadium dicka would just show up with a shovel and have it built by noon yeah you Kansas City fans don't care that your players have the crappiest locker rooms in sports that's right real KC fans would pick up a side hustle to help out like that Chief aholic guy okay okay say what you want but robbing a dozen Banks to see your team play that's commitment my friend right the banks the banks the banks look I'm just saying if you don't step up as fans the Chiefs could leave and then what do you got that sporting casc soccer team soccer soccer guy doesn't like soccer soccer holy crap is there anything more boring than watching a soccer game maybe maybe you could say watching a dumbass TV show about it yeah that'd be worse that would be worse you know in the rest of the world they call soccer football yeah well here in America we call it a goddamn waste of time there you go man doesn't like soccer hey guys here's what I'm thinking you want a new stadium maybe Travis here could ask Taylor to flip the Bell that's not a bad idea hey not a bad idea what the hey how about we all pipe down a little bit happened a now come on what's a few hundred million to Taylor that's right that's what four tickets cost to her concert anyway that's true she just she just got the Kansas City Boys Jesus D no hey Travis real talk okay just the guys here tra would are you going to make an honest woman out of her I mean that's what we're talking you look Taylor doesn't need to be working anymore and again I know your kicker agrees with me he gets it just trying to be Progressive that's all we're doing here come on by the way one of the first states to give women the right to vote Illinois that's right but Illinois took it a step further and they gave all the women's relatives the right to vote too the vote vot I vote guys yeah you're really pushing it oh uhoh okay uhoh look who's losing it just like he did in the Super Bowl St your coach yes shame let me tell you something Mr beasty boy if you would so much as agreeed coach coach dick you'd have disintegrated dick would have gone all Thanos on you that's right yeah but we still would have won the Super Bowl hey I got nothing but love for Coach Reed how about that huh okay me and Coach re we go way back baby you don't got to worry about us seriously you're talking about this [Applause] guy now that's a real mustache boys oh please hey dka didn't need no giant play she look at that thing yeah look at that thing is that really a play sheade he's looking at or a Chinese food menu no I think that's uh that might be Applebees boss ah that bourbon chicken a and now what do you make of your precious coach here son oh yeah oh my God okay first things first was that mustache really Frozen or did you just eat a bunch of powdered Donuts mhm n that was a real cold one you know wind chill went down in - 27 I'm scared my nipples are so hard Taylor make me warm oh Taylor yo I'm cold it's a stone cold fact that coach dika's mustache is impervious to temperature let me tell you this my friend dick is mustache does the freezing that's right that's right our weather is at the mercy of Dick's mustaches Jet Street when when the mustache swings South cold Arctic air blankets the con ENT and when it Retreats North warm air pushes back through here's my theory yeah go on I say the only reason you guys are winning is cuz of via yeah that's right coach Reed Channel coach dicka with his mustache and his Burly Constitution that's right and now dicka is controlling coach Reed's thoughts VI a t Kinesis tell you what you Bears fans are you tell your pre coach dick uh will see your ass in the Super Bowl how about that ah all right okay very optimistic okay Bears will be there let's get back to that cuz we were having a very spirited conversation Carl here thinks the Chiefs would score negative - 24 points against stop but Tad has faith in your offense to hit -3 thanks DD you're welcome H so polite I'm sorry call me crazy but I got to say that the the chief's offense is going to be better this year I mean look yeah oh think about it they got some of the fast yeah receivers here hold on sorry guys oh boy it's for the charity uh look they got they got that speedster Hollywood Brown who runs a 4340 y then they drafted Xavier wary who had the fastest time ever at the combine with a four of two and then rashy rice clocked in at9 MPH on the North Central Express rate before he crashed his Lambo that there is some serious separation speed my friend no wonder your team does all those Insurance [Applause] commercial all right guys that's it I've heard enough what do we say Mr Mr mols please we mean no harm we enjoy your insurance ads Patrick as well as your delightful ads for The Head and Shoulders the team Ogle ads Direct TV ads the subway ads those Fredo ads tell me this have you done one for the Sham wow yet oh unfortunately I haven't yet no you have call I guess you don't get all the calls there it is no he does he he gets just about every call you can think of except for this one time on on draft day there was this one team that just couldn't figure it just passed them up and they did I think it was oh oh nothing the new heart ah it's all right it's just working The Kinks out you oh that was not necessary look what you did Chiefs yeah yeah whatever whatever whatever whatever