PGA TOUR 2K23 | MY CAREER MODE | SMACKING RIVALS AND CHASING FEDEX STANDINGS! | FIREFIGHTING SIM!

[Music] thank you [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] welcome back to some more PGA Tour 2k23 my career mode and uh I want to get back into smacking golf balls around and uh we're going up against Justin Rose again hey Trevor what's going on buddy hope all as well you know or going over to Tory Pine's Souls so let's jump into the action and uh smack some golf balls around tonight Oh My Stream is just not doing so hard tonight it is cold and yeah it does not like the code but we will try and manage um hopefully the stream holds up pretty nice hopefully that's all I can pray for just playing some art and gonna watch you play some golf hey there you go there you go my friend and it's just cold today so yeah that's uh hope for the best shall we oh I'm tired but I did promise you guys that I was gonna go stream so uh that is what we shall be doing hopefully just holds up I don't know it can get tricky when it's cold foreign I'm curious though 2K Sports in association with the PGA Tour is proud to bring you the season-long race I am curious as we begin our coverage of this exciting event please you could join us for this second round action I'm Luke elvey with Rich beam here as we keep an eye on this player who's been trailing in the tournament but has a real opportunity today they do they need to get out there though and start firing at some Flags they've been playing very conservative all week long and you can't continue to do that with any hopes of winning you have to go ahead and start trying to take advantage of the conditions hit it close a few more times and until they start doing that I don't see them catching the leaders my heart's pounding so we are Plus Things We're not gonna catch anybody can do here today to be honest let me know if the stream is buffering for you guys um do you like the view from using at perhaps 175 I'd say it's out of my control to be honest ly okay I got my stream shot on the uh on my phone as well so if I can see the chat on my on my laptop I will uh see on my phone okay that's a 170 maximum golf balls let's go needs a little ground help to them come on baby kick to the left okay that shot's safely on the Green it seems to be doing okay I don't know but it works fine on my phone just get in a good line damn it I thought I was gonna go in feet left to the hole looking good that was close what's going on buddy very solid whole played a cow in top spot here we are at the second team all right let's go uh get some serious golf golfing going on tonight yeah 200 videos nice congratulations buddy fellow Canadian congratulations man very very happy for you oh no oh that's a nice spin back let's go absolutely flushed let's go boys and now over to Justin Rose I'm really curious about my spirit right now speed test um shall we and uh we'll see what the speed is we'll hold up my string it should but you know how uh cold internet during the winter months it's never as stable enough to uh stream when it gets really cold unfortunately now at plus seven for the event always like to see your name moving up the leaderboard never a bad thing we have a power three on this one yeah way down but it is painful and be extremely painful to play downhill all the way when they tuck the pin over on the left hand side forget about it never hit it there or the right part of the green should you be taking dead aim other than that okay we're gonna get off to a good start today genius to know that this is not a good place to be God damn it damn it it's like they're going with the pitching wedge you can see this as possible what a shot stay stay safe oh stop it oh my God this would be a good one to make it's for par hey that's a chance there we go Dave Parr thank God oh yeah I'm gonna try something again sitting at seven over for the event let's try this yeah yeah it's not looking so hot taking off here at the fall nice tee shot here a little bit more room to the right than the players really feel like there is however oh Jesus [Music] thank you this green that's set right go back yeah it's the canyon no it's a difficult second shot almost an infinite edge pool look if you will you really stay away from me you have a good idea of your distance control on your second shot could roll into the rough on this one [Applause] and here we are with the third shot all right we've got a chance of Birdie here got a good chance come on baby come on baby really that was um [Applause] I thought I was this I would have been closer to the hole I was not expecting to be a little bit out far out but uh I guess gotta do what you gotta do oh no so far so I thought I missed that one to take a look at Justin Rose he's currently ahead in this rivalry let's see what happens now just one over par yeah the leaderboard as it stands it's gonna be a long race apparently there is enjoying a two-stroke lead yes plus one more plus seven this Fairway camber is from left to right which helps a fade on this hole however don't get too overzealous and pull it because that Fairway bunker on the left that sees a lot of action second shot is a green that pitches back towards you from Back to Front it's got a lot of everyone is having a good weekend so far second shot here on the fifth yeah let's do some good golfing today sit sit you think he's putting Rosie's nosy always nice to have a booty butt looking good so stay okay thank god let's go let's go boys and girls let's go nicely played moving on up a little birdie so far tonight lovely momentum for this player after that bird hit the last hole keep it rolling it's a nice reprieved this par five just a little bit dog leg from left to right keep it shy of the spareway bunkers down the left-hand side and almost every player will give it a go and two this is a three-tier that's good man with a low area lose my mind Hi how are you hey how are you okay what's up buddy what's up not much not much not much it's code tell me about it I'm in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and I'm still cold yeah I don't miss a good sleep though still probably doesn't help that I'm drinking coffee at oh I don't know 10 minutes of nine at night yeah that's a top little Chip Shot that one love watching this player around the greens yes [Music] next up is this Fairway slopes pretty good from left to right players want to start it out the Fairway bunker yeah wait for the podcast here is to an elevated green don't go we're gonna get a lot of complaints about people not backing up their files on Tuesday unfortunately unfortunately that's a common mistake gtf5 is getting a update on Tuesday so do you think they do that up differently in their mind now for that like missing was always an option oh that was gross that was close to getting him well that's the hands of a surgeon you better believe it is great stuff to watch let's go and now over to Justin Rose oh he's out in front here in this rivalry but can he stay that way let's go boys next next podcast is Tuesday today's [Music] let's see what happens here at the eighth who knows who will stop by on the podcast [Music] Mr Skittles is in the house and he's safe in the green with that shot what's in front of them Henny with this part yeah they've left it in the perfect spot here just below the hole they can be aggressive up the hill that's just like uphill Charles uh moving a lot broken left yeah okay that's too bad wanted to get it up to the hole but was just unable to off that side okay Wow TV is playing hunt Showdown [Applause] look it's just a street oh my God that's when you can put a little too much spin on it to have it from chasing down to the front part of the green that's no good time to take their approach shot into the ninth I think Skittles might be having a connection uh uh audio issues schedules check your uh voice and video check your input device oh I got it figured out oh there you are yeah nice smart Skittle I've had issues with the app version of um Discord I had actually reinstalled the video and so I was like [ __ ] this so I removed it and uh just reinstalled it and everything worked um you know I think I hadn't done was uh make sure that my uh audio interface was set up in it so yeah that's all it was but uh greetings everybody [Applause] so anyway what's new how much I'm gonna go turn off my phone because I can hear uh Jeffries oh stream streaming race stream oh yeah earlier I just didn't participate in the chat yeah I I participate a little bit in the chat of course just yeah just because he's on I gotta go say hi to I don't know exactly if you guys are uh oh he's on be right back uh let's not do that then well yeah he uh probably just went 10-6 for a moment to yeah he wanted to go say goodnight to his boys his boys yep you're gonna take care of the kitties yeah doesn't he have three kids or his two kids I forget I have no idea Never Say Goodbye To His Daughter what the heck Jeffrey come on man get on it yeah I'm gonna say I'm gonna say a quick hashtag because he's on right now [Music] Angel is on [Applause] let me open up a bunch of my YouTube apps and then go say hello to everybody yeah I ain't answering her though still is very small a massive shelf top left if you get it up there that's an old school ringer too yeah I put it as the old school ringer just because everyone has the same ringer so it's like all right you know what I'm gonna be different yeah already what are you guys feeling today not sure if that's it [Laughter] Dr Harris news I love fast man [ __ ] [ __ ] jokes dude he's awesome man that's what we should get on the show we need to get everybody but we need to get on the show I needed it needed that in a big way chipping in for the par [Music] this one there's so many of us we all trying to watch each other videos yeah [Applause] it's not wrong no [ __ ] problem s this is one of the best communities I've ever been part of so Tiger Woods is a good man for his next shot yeah he is team I'm kind of sad that their podcast died oh no I thought you knew about that they had a uh him and uh hash and uh Chris and um oh yes yeah yeah the one that was like not no not definitely not ready for work type of show yeah that kind of started leftovers I wonder if they got in trouble sad rear closing the game that tilts it was funny as soon as uh when cookies called uh Jeffrey earlier I just I was like hey what's up I was like yeah one of these days I'm gonna record myself and post it on my YouTube channel just because to not be paired with you ignore in the final round you know I make sure I actually hit the three minute Mark with these guys certainly it gives them the view score oh it went right around that room he rimmed it he did he rimmed it that's not good not good it's got work to do sometimes it can be uncomfortable when you start here that should be my new uh what's going on you know in my videos [Laughter] how's it going everybody it's purple [Laughter] and actually what it should be is remember how this Smurfs like every other word was like a Smurf oh no I hope you all have a purple day oh get purple now Smurf just sounds better you know I Smurf it [Laughter] don't shine do you ever you ever notice how creepy that show is when you think about there's like all these dude Smurfs and one girl really yeah I never seems like it's like a gangbang action okay it's uh Smurf on Smurf action man we're not blue or green but just your TV you like that too oh man that was one show I hated as a kid I could not stand the summer how could anything be so how can anybody Direction exactly I did like Gargamel though and his cat Azrael oh God she's not a lot of [ __ ] crash I was gonna [ __ ] say okay you better [ __ ] get your [ __ ] how come my game never crashes but yours does I don't I don't get that I don't know and into the sand bunker it's tough to see from here that's his home that's his very special home that he can hide his head in the sand all right you know what's good on a [ __ ] cold day I I gotta visit this guy his name is no a hot but [ __ ] Robin yeah God I just heard my voice to hear that thing wow God no wonder your video views are so low it's because of my damn voice [Applause] missed it by that much yeah Mr Man outside oh my God are you for real now work here is done Wow Let's head to the next home you just love [ __ ] it man that's not what you said last night hahaha he's two strokes ahead in this in this group rivalry today if so I think I won I think it's the third it was the third um and final round in the um uh Serenity uh classic or whatever they call it yeah first place yeah so smash that like button subscribe to The Dazzle Nation because you know it's gone too not hardest meanest if you've walked off with I think if you guys were in my Discord uh you would have heard my ping earlier today uh the best that is cool are you okay okay I think he had a purple I think he did I'll make it purple oh I'm gonna record okay hold on I'm gonna do that real quick I'm gonna record that purple and I'm gonna speed it up oh gosh oh no ah oh okay I thought my [ __ ] game froze for a second there oh my god did it really yeah it looks like it all right hold on be right back near the near the near the knee yeah yeah what the [ __ ] this is something that sounds like that sounds like water broke into it that's much broken 2K that sounds so much as in my issues on 5m this is broken 2K this is not even [ __ ] feet a buddy just a little stutter little nothing that was a huge stutter that is a little man oh my for [ __ ] sake oh all right Jesus Christ you gotta read I [ __ ] read he's got Jesus Christ the commentary is just absolute dog [ __ ] just like every other [ __ ] sports games is never nice that's why I can't wait to announce the destination you have to see if they can't rebound from that amazing announcers with a two-stroke lead oh that's good all right oh Jesus rain will it bounce off let's go you can't even see where you're shooting now Ray [Music] someone click that please [Music] let me see I got this yeah the game is really really being chalky today you don't like me [Music] a [ __ ] 2K man well didn't it just like come out yeah so yeah there's gonna be bugs and stuff in it five feet coming up I would expect more than [ __ ] oh my God [Music] it's 2K we're talking about here true just like [ __ ] Ubisoft and all the other ones you sure about that let's depends on what game you play these two shots like I said depends on what game you play every [ __ ] made it the major Wonderland yeah yeah oh the only reason why I don't stream a lot of uh actual sports games is because the commentary is absolute dog [ __ ] yeah I have to agree with you on that one that is happy and paste copy and paste because everyone's [ __ ] lazy and the way that they advertise you to buy the actual game new commentary all right they do [ __ ] 500 [ __ ] lines whatever I could [ __ ] do a way better [ __ ] commentary than they can come on I'm sorry getting it oh no I I know it's [ __ ] true but just the way you reached just the hair it was like rage Fest 101 with the designation and I can guarantee you 99 of all the [ __ ] sports players can do it way better than that oh come on that's fine so let's see if we can make this the power on the car yeah I was gonna say straight putt you don't have to angle it or angle the dangle or anything can I go the dangler I don't know if I said dangler or dangle like I have no idea hold on hold on I need to guys if you guys are in the Stream do me a favor go drop uh go say hello to Mr Jeffrey gamer his live stream I got ta go back and check and see if I said angle the dangle or angle the dangler I'll be right back oh where's my dabs with my [ __ ] Dabs at my dab emojis gotta hit the dab anymore using GG stream [Applause] oh this should find the short grass oh my God I did say angle for dangler [Laughter] second shot here at the 18th foreign oh my God yes today is Saturday I'm gonna show some love to everybody I thought I was gonna go into the Ponder [Music] now you hooked it yeah I thought it was enough to the right thank God though try this killing go in baby oh wow literally wow [Applause] my God so that wasn't a bad round of golf there rich but hopefully our player can find a spot or a plus seven sorry but unfortunately everybody ahead of them played even better so they're so they're gonna they're gonna have to find something in their trash today in order to move up that leaderboard on behalf of Richmond John McCarthy I'm Luke elvey saying so long from 2K sports well I don't want to hear you again it's such trash uh looks like we're still fighting against uh Justin Rose so let's go back round three I need a water 2K sports and the PGA Tour proud to bring you the season-long race for the FedEx Cup all right pleased to have your company of this exciting event yeah please you could join us for this final round action it's a pivotal day coming up for this player on the team I'm Luke healthy great to have rich people alongside me and Rich what do you think of their chances right now Luke this place is trailing heading into the final round however many things can happen if the leader stumbles this player's got a great opportunity to bypass overtake and win this tournament today is just kicking in now oh boy insane to get away from them rich the players left with an opportunity to get up and down here from the sand get up and down how close was that to going in the hole right shot oh come on simply amazing Splendid shot sets up the easy par so Mikey [Applause] what's up monkey [Applause] [Music] here is a par four really hoping they play this one aggressively that's your family oh it's another party today in the Discord yeah that was a party so how did that uh thing go for you nothing speeding up that whatever we're gonna say up to 200 percent I'll pick the thing of the thing the thing of the thing yes oh no oh no oh God you gotta send me that sound effect man I'm gonna have to add it to my freaking oh God again with the six iron here [Music] there we go oh there's really annoying people to do this [Applause] oh no oh no replay so there's a chance oh man yeah I have no time I have all this time on my hands right now so what can I say hello I have to give you credits as because you're the one that came up with that word oh my God [Applause] basically two skittless this fourth open directly to the golfers left-hand side either so we have to know Sunday night or Monday A.M well here's an unlikely player a little bit of an underdog you say yes but what's going on everybody it's Skittle kicks and I bring you a he's quantity oh come on that was very slow for fun I should have done was gone and then sped that up because that's the part that's the proper way to record the Chipmunks is to slow like speak the line slowly and then speed up getting ready to play this uh the actual dialogue and I'm in charge yeah oh he's vatic at work [ __ ] Ed and after that performance correct I apologize ah one for one suspended so further notice James might know I should go rename one of my boss to skittlebot I don't know why I never did that this would be a momentum saver here getting this up and down I am a contractor at the moment I give up my law enforcement Dory [Applause] I'm 10-7 from the FAA NFL right now let's go hey God where the thing man I think I'm gonna try to make a purple colored uh Club foreign to be honest and as the school card suggests heading up the leaderboard just a little bit dog leg from left to right yeah keep it Shine [Music] so I actually got that ocrp map to work beautifully yeah no issues whatsoever it like like I was saying it installs pretty much like any other uh map wood um it's definitely not for beginners though because the level of of stuff you actually have to do is I mean it's not so much the the copying and paste or the you know dress dragon and dropping but you gotta have a um you have to modify the uh the zoom data and then you also have to have the uh an any file on a dll actually in the scripts folder to make sure that your minimap doesn't uh disappear I think I remember had having that way back in the day yeah yeah I did I had actually forgot about that I I deleted my old um GTA 5 folder um the one that just kept crashing recently I was that was one of the files I forgot to grab out of there along with all of my uh basic parking enforcement uh stuff I forgot to grab because I actually customized that yeah oh no it's like the whole thing's just gone I deleted it and then because GTA 5 is such a huge file Windows has a [ __ ] attack and says we can't delete it so we got it you want to really get rid of it yes the only thing I have to do now which I'm going to do later tonight is uh take my entire GTA 5 folder that I know Works which is the one that's currently there and then go into my backup drive and then take out all the original files in there and put the new ones in there instead so replace I think at like 20 45 and like one other one in there that I think 26 is the other one I've got so I've got to get rid of all those and make room for the new stuff so because remember folks Tuesday GTA 5 updates again don't say we know [ __ ] warn you nope don't come what don't come crying to chat or to the support Channel saying my game don't play well you have the chance to back your files up you know I even mentioned it Jeffrey's uh not his uh in the Stream tonight to make sure you back your stuff up guess what we'll send them a give us after you now that might be too cruel [Music] [Laughter] it's like a little too cruel too you know what debbish should have owned that stupid scar-smoking dog who kept saying for me to poop on that would have been his dog okay to those who to those who who want to know or who even care I have not posted any videos lately my apologies I've just got to be in the mood to actually record or to stream yeah I'm I'm the same way yeah Just Gotta Be Inspired I think plus I'm just trying to get lspdfr to stabilize finally like it has but I want to make sure I've got everything candy coated the way I want to before I start um because I'm I'm not using uh uh any of the Toyota plugins anymore you've done so that it probably will never happen but I really hope somebody actually creates mods that will replace those I mean if if he if they replaced what's what the stuff that album used happen again yeah because we have some you know good modders out there there's some amazing Waters up there yeah police what Buck agency is that what the [ __ ] you stand I think Mikey needs a beer three four three one four one five channel God oh oh no oh no oh no it's going that's going away not again not again way back the wrong way wow we took the wrong way to nope wow 81 feet away no 46 feet no way oh I was gonna [ __ ] say s wow dude had you hooked it a little bit more that would have gone in yep out of doubt you got him [Applause] it is it camera's pretty good from left to right yeah you find the Fairway the green sits slightly above you you hit one one four one are you on the difference oh yeah wow that's the last thing we need it's a good hit man yeah three four three one four one go down the Armory caliber I'm in route [Applause] oh I want this I want this [ __ ] oh that's personal um for you so it's not the person I'm thinking it is Walmart incident Jesus and goggles and goggles the nice approach shot there oh boy uh yeah 141 Central show me 10 is on duty active interesting Commander I'm taking command where do you get the son of a [ __ ] tonight oh boy I went complete silent yeah you weren't expecting that Maria nope welcome to the destination right to front dominator he'll live yeah one one four one anyway I want thermals yeah yeah um oh [ __ ] uh like you're still in here so uh yeah might want to mute just giving you the heads up because yeah I just muted Mikey so oh I only needed him for myself not for yeah one whoops 400 series officers 300 series officers unit that was my one unmarked on my side too but the opportunity doesn't matter yeah we just want to make sure that everything is good man I don't think I don't think he realized he was on a hot mic I don't think yeah because he I think he was actually that intensely involved there's no way he remembered that he was so hot so it's okay we've got them covered yeah Mikey if you're watching this brother we love you but yeah nothing personal brother nothing personal that's your back is that a pink stick I'm seeing Dez the entire Club said it's all pink I think okay that was two of the pink one in the stink ER no [ __ ] you're the first time I ever heard but I could not stop laughing it was one of the funniest damn things I'd ever heard in my life I have adored what's that oh dude that was a good shot that was so close [Laughter] but you know that one commentator says I love it when people get aggressive right you know all over the parking lots nice chip I can't I can't chip that good you have to yeah the other thing the other thing I noticed too is that uh if you chip don't get to the White on your on your stroke level going like like the darker Grays yeah because you have because even though if you're if you're high powered at least that will keep it a little more under control the hard ways on where you land too so yeah yeah that's not wrong I've got so many I'm getting like so many rewards I just don't know what if I want to change out stuff like you know the the ball or a club head because I don't really know what they're gonna do I can read the stats but it's like well I don't know enough about oh there is no nothing directly because they're not technically tied into the whole system so it's just a brand that's it well no it tells you like the power the if it's Gotta plus a little bit but it's not a lot oh God I must clicked that one thing I noticed is that you don't like to hook left or right like you really get wow I was that I misclicked that uh that was my fault that was a sad ball that was a sad though it was a purple purple purple well this one's a part of the pin so I'm thinking with my little dude I created I'm actually thinking about making merch with that thing as if anybody will give a crap [Laughter] let's say okay fine you can do the merch but we'll pay you not to do it yeah you never know because when you're rocking the national Nation anything plus I hope so that'd be really cool though and there will be a purple version too I'm going to figure out how to make it look like a bird like a proper purple like like how much blue and how much red I should mix together if I just split them in half like The Incredible Hulk I don't really know how to do that what's better yeah I know I mean after all red and blue make green [Laughter] and Into the Bunker I did it on purpose I've actually yeah I've played this yeah yeah I played this before too yeah like I said there are ways to [ __ ] hit it nice and then there's ways where it yeah yeah you need to uh do the smart way all right do you like what you doing Call of Duty and spray and pray sorry putt coming up you just can't 360 no scope and work I don't touch the cotton therefore [Applause] this little hooked on golf right now for the event yeah I haven't played just that game since whenever the first one came out yes guys I am hooked on golf sorry if I don't stream 80s or any other games I'm Hooked on Phonics how about you job well done if you don't it's gonna be a difficult unit to say the least oh I was going to say one [ __ ] nice how about six feet short game has been I'm gonna write to the manufacturer that makes the Skittles when say we gotta make a purple flavor combined like strawberry and or cherry with like blue raspberry and that's a burple I remember when I was in high school um it was that year that we got to help M M's Mars actually come out with the blue m m we had to vote on either that one or the purple one and right at that time wanted the blue one but that also met one of them was sacrificed there was a color that was sacrificed in the M M's plain M M's actually had two Browns it was like a dark one the light one went away when the blue came out fun fact Oh my Jesus no Sean Ray I don't know we'll have a better look at this line oh no I think you've been watching mcjabbas too much man I think so let me curvish I think you stole my [ __ ] clubs thank you oh no are you okay [Applause] no it's me I've got some time on the practice green wouldn't hurt you know the one thing that blew my mind about that about Eeyore was the fact that Optimus Prime voiced him are you kidding me that is Peter Cullen's boy says that's right it's Peter Cullen wow you didn't know that geez [Music] and I don't know if you're old enough to remember a little TV show called Dungeons and Dragons from back in the 80s but he also voiced Avenger I remember that yeah I'm a 90s kid so my sympathies you were born in the narcoleptic 90s yep well 90s is like nah right nah you went too far bro I ain't having that man I mean I look I was coming of age because I was basically 14 when uh the 90s turned and I was like we go from you know rock and roll really hot girls to my life sucks yeah you know we literally we just did a complete one and he's like how the hell did we do that 73. it was pretty awesome to be around the the perfect age for just eight Metallica's block album in 91 that was pretty epic seeing that happen we lost again to Justin Rose unfortunately well that's a big thank you now you gotta take the club and smack it over the head you gotta Pull It in he's gonna pull a freaking uh what was her name [Laughter] mcdavis wood I was just gonna say mcdevice probably would as he would I watched him and CJ play the other night and I could not I could not stand I I mean I couldn't I couldn't stand laughing so hard because when Chris would get mad Javis would go ape on the freaking Golf Course hey Bella and it was amazing house ladies and gentlemen what's up I gotta show the chat that's what my problem is wasn't showing up purple wow that was bad well look at all the feelings that I have yeah and that's what I get a lot of these children like well what's even decent to use I do like the hybrids though those seem to work really well all I try to do it all I try to do is find the the ones with less red in them and I go with those oh what's going on hope everything is all right that's so new I think she was dealing with a severe sore throat get lots and lots of rest uh yeah anyway it was a little bit Skippy scheme uh see the amount of drivers I have fall into my skills it's always on my partner yeah see I have opened up I haven't even opened up half of these I feel like they've only opened up like the first row at the First Column I haven't opened up any more than that yet what's this easy reads yeah Greenskeeper something else not the sore throat okay kiddo if you want to message me about it and I'll read it and let's do a point on the hybrid sure uh archetype well we're not technically a greensman anymore because we're getting kind of decent on the greens so yeah I gotta start looking at these Pages now too UH 60 powers or anything hmm okay kiddo whenever you feel like you're in the mood so the greensmen is always doesn't have that power but Powerhouse does right but what else what are you losing though if you go Powerhouse uh well wait wait Rhythm isn't bad rhythm is obviously not that bad it gives you more timing yeah I almost like the stick which is like a well-rounded because I'm still not I'm still hitting over 300 yards in most of my shots yeah even with any of the clubs I can hit [ __ ] 300 plus no issues yeah so even with my baby good power and let's watch out I may switch out to a rhythm and see if that works better what was the other great golfer like from this like the 60s or whatever it wasn't Phil Mickelson it was somebody before him you still you stupid challenge Justin Rose at the WM Phoenix Open okay oh we're going back to Scottsdale okay I highly recommend it okay let's go back to Arizona remember kitties rubbing is racing laughs what happened to the uh Arizona wild dogs or whatever their [ __ ] names are coyotes no no oh yeah it's the coyotes right so I heard I think they're playing in like a five thousand uh [ __ ] uh five thousand seated uh High School is it high school or [ __ ] uh one of those uh sports venues now no I didn't want to know what happened to the Army Navy game who won that no idea I don't really follow anymore you don't know a mode for scariest oh yeah Christina Ronaldo and uh Morocco beat Portugal today of the Waste Management Phoenix Open is about to kick off about it Mr P comes staying here so I can be happy well everything is okay perfect makes his knee he's an English gent with a killer glint in his eyes was it on a CBS Sports Lincoln I don't know I think that's usually who carries the game to get your iron plate dialed in and I don't know I don't really follow football to be honest however it's a great opportunity and here we are with the third shot okay try this oh I think if football was played more like rugby I think it'd be a more entertaining sport [Applause] what are we looking at for this part Henny of course it holds this obviously this is an interesting part so I guess I can still technically stay straight and away [Applause] did you quite have the right stuff there it's a lot slower you handle your business did you handle your business the second hole at TPC is according to this uh Lincoln it was uh 1720 Army oh nice front left and right so good active approach required well there you go [ __ ] but they're they're not really good teams I mean Navy's four and eight and uh Army is six and six right now so man yeah wait I thought the game was over it is I'm reading today he wanted what today's score was oh I'm stupid I was like wait the game's over I saw I saw the headlines already what yeah you're good Glide I can't my contract with uniform take my 40 cal off me thank you yeah I'm not supposed to have a firearm technically speaking no I came straight here from the faas but you know I'm here acting in this capacity I'm not supposed to have a gun on me oh foreign no I'm in the command tent they're not letting they're not letting me go through a door they're letting me be here for it but they're not letting me they're not letting me shock on the door down or whatever I'm not breaching I'm just in the command post I'm helping out that was that was that was what that was what my boss said that was what that was what our field office boss said he was like yeah no you can be there you can help out but you're not going through a door dude no you're too close to that I'm like yeah no I respect that right he's like yeah I know you can help out the command poster I'm not happy you go through a door on my word everything after that everything just shuts down to that point like when she like everything just shuts down it's like nope I'm I have a Target I know I'm going after they're worried about me mag dumping the bastard which um exactly I'm like to be honest they're they're actually right like my boss called me when when you guys moved me through the other room I was like on the phone with my boss because my boss called me and I was like no you you're totally right because I'm going to be very upfront with you sir I absolutely would he's like yeah that's why I want you in the tent you're not going you're not breaching you're in the end oh my word what's in front of them can't be too aggressive here take your medicine and move on take your medicine and move on I don't want to take no medicine and move on what the hell yeah what the hell you expect me to do on I'm sorry what what what do you want a damn oven oh my God see what happened what happened what happened what happened was it's the rim is what it killed wait all I heard all I heard was ran what all night all night as though several times has kissed the rim in this game okay okay okay okay okay stop stop my my mind's going left my mind is going left my mind is going left alert alert my mind is my mind is going dumb my mind is gonna go broke again Mike's brain just broke [Applause] and that's [ __ ] horrible glitches and whatnot yeah I literally was just driving home and then I heard and then I heard I heard the person who's basically my spot right now go like hey uh yeah I think we might have him I'm like what wow that's literally what had happened where he was like yeah you might want to you might want to switch the private Channel um we need to talk so he was like yeah um I think we got her uh her person I was like what wow and then I called the agent and then I called my boss I called the agent in charge and I'm like can we get a judge yeah he was like yeah there's a judge in the court right now to sign off on a warrant I'm like [ __ ] sign it wow move that quickly for us for us our normal citizens here [Applause] when it's a federal case when I'm in a federal case foreign you are a kiss monkey I've got a case of the hey Siri call RCMP my key is the case hey Siri call uh what the [ __ ] is it jtf2 [Laughter] come on game okay I'll [ __ ] send your I'll [ __ ] send your Canadian Delta Force up your ass I'll call jtf2 and all of a sudden you'll just see your C4 your door the only thing I can think about that Mikey is them kind of printing in like The Nutcracker Suite okay this game is [ __ ] I think I'm going to it won't be FBI open up it'll be boom they're gonna [ __ ] behave for it'll be like radio no it's gonna [ __ ] itself it's gonna [ __ ] itself right it's gonna [ __ ] itself your computer is now beeping this computer will self-destruct oh yeah oh yeah what in the hell my brain is trying to connect those dots and I [ __ ] happening what the [ __ ] okay okay did you never Watch Inspector Gadget as a kid the original cartoon series I'm 26 broski well it's not like you don't have the internet broski I don't have a light broski okay fair point [Laughter] s oh [ __ ] all of you [Music] everybody's laughing my ass off okay but here's in the cartoon series one of the Rand random jokes running jokes was every time Inspector Gadget got a note from his boss the at the very end of it it would say this message is going to self-destruct in five seconds then he throws the damn thing back and at his boss and uh his boss blows up give me one second oh okay there you go at least I remember it oh I'm gonna restart this game as it was taking a short break he will be right back after these messages Hulu kids do you like to have purple purple it's new crazy fat call the purple I'm gonna make a freaking 30s purple and it'll just be about nothing like that episode Simpsons like that one uh oh my God what was that all about where the [ __ ] are these guys oh [ __ ] oh they're clear I thought Mikey just pooped himself I kind of peed myself just now [Music] and so did everybody else in this room what the [ __ ] happened you know in uh in about 30 years we're gonna check Mikey's blood pressure in his heart and see how well he's survived all this because damn dude it's gonna take a pounding who are you guys like quick jebish he takes a pounding every time he jumps it takes abuse Kathy call the CIA oh oh that that one sells real quick call the CIA tell them we got jsock on scene shock sock what yeah I know what CIA stands for Bella I just can't think of it right now what branch are you guys with can I can you at least tell me that well FBI is a friendly body sniffer oh dear God hey Navy and Air Force they're refusing to tell me who they're with which I'm guessing means they're uh yeah actually wait okay I'm sorry Army and Air Force whoever said that I think you need help these guys are wearing no Insignia I'm guessing they're [ __ ] Delta and uh Air Force I don't know how I got an S and an I confused I don't know I'm sorry I'm sorry buddy I went to public school I'm sorry I'm a guest these guys are uh Delta and special tactics come on game I think the game is broken what's your interest I think the game's actually [ __ ] broken for once sorry guys there is one thing you could do it'll suck but you could just do a full and reinstall no um you're really on hold that will take absolutely too long boy help us call Langley I know you have a direct line to Langley call Langley oh tell them we got guys here in army uniforms and Air Force uniforms no Insignia no rank no name no nothing whatsoever these uniforms these uniforms are completely [ __ ] blank which can only mean one thing okay and by the way I'm an observer they're here I'm an observer my hands are off this no I'm taking my hands off this they're here so if anybody asks I am not [ __ ] here at all whatsoever I do not have a badge I am an observer I am admin I do not have my hands on the side [ __ ] all whatsoever come on Gabe there we go this is the lunch bag follow me um yeah have Langley call you it's their show Unity why did you come back you only shut up I may just screwed the pooch on this Mission son of a [ __ ] it's really [ __ ] happening right now oh my [ __ ] God I cannot believe this what's going on Mikey thank you U.S Army Delta Force in the Air Force 24 special tactics division just showed up oh should that go over the air yeah Mikey I think you should just go there with what you gotta deal with I'm fine my hands are off it I'm I am here as an observer at this point I'm not involved I'm going home that's how far my hands are off this now I can't even be here yep they just showed up I'm like they're here I'm gone all right and I think ultimately it'll be better I'm here for now for now I'm here on Discord I'm going home I'm walking away goodbye everybody I'm going home yeah it looks like it okay the game is just real choppy today for some [ __ ] reason is it because you're streaming so the game's [ __ ] itself is it a caching issue oh yeah that was one of the things I think that screwed up Discord was I actually did a massive you know clean of my computer last night and I think it deleted a bunch of temp files and I think that might have posed a lot of stuff up ask yeah I mean I have to continue so I might just switch over to another game no can you play firefighting simulator we can should I'll fire that up I think are you still around yeah I'm still here you have do you have firefighting simulator I have it I don't have an installed uh let's just [ __ ] do it I'm not gonna sit here and [ __ ] waste my stream time that's a first yeah well blame tiger for this for this yeah well we'll blame Tiger Woods because his ego's too big all right something else I'm I'm going to be quiet I would sometimes get a nice tall cold one and just chill I I I kind of want to go get I ca you know I'm on my way home I kind of want to change yeah I kind of want to change and go there but it's eight o'clock they close at 10 by the time I get there um yeah it's gonna be a little bit late to do anything uh are you sure about that I mean you do have a good friend over there you do have some wings too you do have a VIP access there [Laughter] uh come on game the next sound you hear is a bunch of F-18 Fighters house or sorry about that come on game you know it was funny just now what's that Mikey I win who the [ __ ] are these guys I saw blank uniforms I was already halfway out the door wow because you knew yeah me me being me me me having done the things I've I've done when blank military uniforms show up that generally means one thing [ __ ] about to get real they're in a top secret unit that cannot be id'd whatsoever so they show up in blank military uniforms and when they told me we can't tell you our names we can only tell you what branch we're with I was like okay you're probably in one of the units that like you know Osama types you're in an Osama unit yeah that's that's pretty much what just happened so I was like I'm gone yep I'm going home because I knew the second day showed up I'm like it ain't our show anymore if it ain't our show I'm gone because I'm an observer I can only be there to do paperwork and whatnot I was there to gonna help out in the command post but it's their show I'm like oh I'm gone I already knew I already knew I was getting kicked out so the second day shut up I'm like I'm already out the door I'm gone but again I think that might be best for the sanity though seriously that was shaking in there and that's what I mean like it was you know it could have it could have gone 20 different directions and all of them probably would not have been great I mean it was awkward okay they wanted me they wanted me without a firearm right so I'm not sure if my mic picked it up I cleared my handgun because I came from the FAA I was doing my contractor stuff when I got this when I got the call so I went from the FAA in my contractor's uniform armed to this and then they went oh so I get to I get to the command post I get to the tent here and they're like oh we want you on a rifle I'm like wait a sec you don't want me with a handgun but you want me on OverWatch watching this scene with a rifle I thought I wasn't supposed to be touching anything period all right theoretically not like I would but theoretically I could scope this guy out and take him out like do you really want me behind a rifle as well you didn't want me with a handgun going through a [ __ ] door do you really think it's a good idea to give me a [ __ ] rifle oh yeah I'm in my car I'm CO2 right now I'm I'm taking my lights home I'm making a 20 minute drive into a five minute drive my lights are turning on all the greens right now it's [ __ ] beautiful yes I'm admitting it I'm abusing my thing big deal I want to go home I ain't saying anything no I'm just being I'm being dumb no no my my mind went somewhere when he said I'm I'm abusing my thing realize I what I just said no you I opened the door you walked in it that that good on you thank you uh how to make everybody smile sometimes you know you just got to Deez Nuts yeah these nuts I don't know all right um that I mean Bella's like what the hell is going on she has no idea no it's some pretty heavy duty stuff no joke it's some heavy duty stuff it's yeah Kettle this is uh PG to PG-13 real fast it went from stage one to stage two it really did all righty so let's go play some uh firefighting simulator hey firefighters yeah by the way I learned a little technique if you want to get to the fire and get the fast time just break every freaking law in the game yeah just run into things oh that's my job yeah you could you get paid to do that dude I'm like you literally just described my job in a nutshell mm-hmm yeah yeah we're just waiting for uh Skittles to uh open up his uh oh is it gonna be three of you yeah I'm launching the game right now so I actually had to turn off my browser to make sure my game doesn't fart out on me so I'm not in this plane right now sorry folks he causes shut down all right I am in the game you are not online oh damn it is it not online again yeah I didn't reboot hold on yes let me get the stupid thing open yeah yeah sure [ __ ] is not online what the hell goes right to freaking offline what a bunch of tools all right I'm on I'm on tool the band yeah [Music] they were good at one time I guess anything else tanning song I am confused love you too kiddo all right yeah no I just wait for him wait how weird is it are you not allowed to send me in hey you should be able to join me I have to be in I had to get in Steam real quick to do that real to accept the invite wow word salad how are the Hilton I love it my mouth does not work all right let's see here I have not gotten a notification why it won't let me send you an invite oh okay that's 15 minutes I'm dumb I thought that was 15 hours I was like why the flex at 15 hours I can't even join me oh there hold on hold on all right I can see that you're playing firefighting simulator yeah I got the information right here I got two of them all right no those should be the other one uh well there's two there's uh two different ones I forgot that's a new store oh nice that's all those are old ones those are my night ones those are awesome we [ __ ] played yeah yeah yeah I see that yeah all right I should probably delete these then you know I guess I can see I'm home I wonder if it's my [ __ ] internet being [ __ ] poopy today you want to do a hard reset well I can't do a hard reset well okay you know what I mean like actually power up power cycle it I need a hard reset uh what I need a hard reset I wonder if my Internet is just too slow today because of the code you uh you know one of the sites I use is uh called uh testmy.net see what your upload is right there from that site I don't I never use like the uh speed test or whatever from akula because Flash driven and it it screws the results because it's Flash let's try this boy Road 96. shouldn't that number be inverted and called Road 69 oh yeah giggity giggity goo is Siri called Orville Cannon let's try this did you just put chicken in the airfryer oh thank you you're the best no you would not believe the shitty night we just had oh my God Paige I wonder sign in to friends when steam client starts yeah I wonder if that puts okay hide yeah I should turn that on shouldn't I yeah and then ignore away status when sorting friends don't care about that group friends together by name or by game the internet's having issues with uh that might be why the game oh no that one could explain the game crashing though if you put the Tyson in oh [ __ ] you those are the best thank you yes Mikey's gonna eat well tonight thank you so much I think he's eating Tyson chicken I love you homo intended [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah my ears did not want to hear that oh here we are okay all right let me open up yes now I got the alert now yes play game there we go loading in hey yeah he put rotisserie chicken breasts in uh uh let's just do the engine okay puppies [ __ ] yeah dude nice all right I'm changing he's changing okay all right he's gonna go change to his uh ready to go boss got my uniform on that boss yeah guys so we did change over to the game because PJ tour 2K 23 was just being a poopy today it code zeroed gold zero Patrol no you were here we do not mention pedal cat in this channel no no no no we don't hold zero Patrol without him so it's fine yes [Music] I will let it go I will excuse damn it oh okay let's Let It Go who am I over Canada all right ladies and gentlemen this is Skittle cakes and I am riding along with the fazzo nation come on Boss punch that Yeah Siri call orbital Cannon we're heading to it Siri called flamethrower tonight that's all you got to think about 10 minutes that'll go by fast 10 minutes my body is ready yeah smash the like button everybody smash that like button like my dad smacked me when I was a kid what oh brother praise dive raised 10.99 right now I heard that laugh no I'm on Discord yep don't worry I'm not I'm not I'm not insane I'm I wouldn't mind myself uh let's do a scene acknowledged unmute and by the way it's e-n-r-o-u-t-e all right I'm a grammar freak oh you know oh you're a Nazi you did not see this fire coming yeah demonetize I'm sorry I [ __ ] up whatever you did not you did not who did not leave his fire coming at this point you don't need to take me with you every time he does that voice you're so confused that's it and I'm glad that I am [Music] for whatever reason my uh what what [Music] oh my games I've got no camera views I can't like rotate my head or anything like that that's crazy you don't need to rotate your head in the vehicle you're supposed to be able to when I can you don't need to rotate your head well it wasn't controller but I guess he was using an Xbox controller [Music] oh cardboard boxes boost yeah we he was using an Xbox control her uh-huh yeah I want to control her bar forced laughter ha ha ha come here come here let's go and cut the power series let's give the cutscene because potato dude my what the hell okay never mind one Mouse you are a mouse very cool cat I love how he says attack mine's ready to go and he never hands it to me really there you go so I know right parties oh I'm [ __ ] all right Siri call napalm s in here yes if we got explosions does that means you need a fire extinguisher do we have any uh yeah I see stuff pulling up oh nice big grease fire right there how to get to this area so I gotta call the fire real quick careful oh [ __ ] my life yeah you're kidding all right that was all the people grab a fire extinguisher if there's a gas fire or uh oil leak somewhere on the floor hey I'm working here boss I'm walking here oh no pump I think I think somebody muted me uh you know what I gotta check the electrical off yeah that's what I'm doing right now I think I found it just trying to get past this thing here there it is damn dude burned up here nasty fire folks yep thank God this Mark ers that is what everybody complains about with this game is the AI is just not programmed right I'd rather not have the missions and actually have better AI all right here oh that was you I thought that was me then okay yeah I don't know and I think I have to do I know my stream well my first dude where are you having it right there I done [ __ ] up vocabulary oven made I just need a [ __ ] waffle [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] me mother there we go I think so I'm good I'm good I'm good yeah it's a little uh well done well done well done well done I forgot I actually forgot to open up OBS and record this but oh well sorry folks Nation to watch dazzle's point of view laughs bro through except this fire does not want to go out behind you I got it I had attack it from the low side so hey oh fam code four five minutes throughout history all right what a bad boss Theory called napalm I think I've got enough Napalm right now thank you very much I am surrounding my all kinds of Napalm right now I mean last burn cop roll here boss to say Theory every time somebody does the voice call napalm yeah that's right purple I did not [ __ ] wait I kind of like ban the beef juice thank you very much so there's something pretty cool Siri called CIA o I remember having this chicken last week that was orgasmic wow you're feeling like I'm good um I could say something but yeah no I'm not going there you've gone everywhere else man find far the end that's all I'll say connect the dot snack.com right now hello Bart no bar no more no more so far no far I Instagram for last night he still hasn't responded no bar oh that's cool Barn there you go there you go exactly no bar three minutes for a kissery but who's counting oh yeah Mike is because he wants to eat I am because I'm [ __ ] angry okay hey I'm working here boy this fire just does not want to stop if you are enjoying the stream make sure you like subscribe comment and share the videos every little bit helps and they'll come back well they'll come bearing gifts saying yikes damn dude oh that's okay yeah okay we got oil that's what it is that's why I can't read okay writing it back yeah there's an oil spill it's right here yeah this is a military joke 30 seconds or another fire extinguisher okay professors wait oh you got one good let's get ready for our taste quest to have an orgasm let's check it let's check it let's check it check it check it take it shake check check check [ __ ] yeah bud come on come on I will not help you I will never get your hands up get your hands off that magic I don't care if I don't have my badge right now I would go like a [ __ ] in this house that I just don't mean [ __ ] I will clock a [ __ ] I guess not had enough food in this system yet get your hands off my face I will block it they got one let me have my piece then you can get your piece we have that we adopted baton site we got the sword fight my guy hey I'll take that big piece [ __ ] you all right rest is all yours eat up eat this chicken still uh we also aggressive in here yeah for the sanity it's about to give me fire right now what the hell everybody stand around in the fire look at the fire eat my [ __ ] you can eat my ass and balls take me away a secret dinner something something ooh I have chocolate in my back that'll be dessert along with my desserts in the bar last night chocolate all right I'll be in my room this view this View oh you opening right now spraying this thing looks like I'm just yeah oh [ __ ] why did the water thing just work wow the bar wow wow is fun all right I'll be in my room 12 gigs at the door joking not really I mean it kind of is kind of isn't all right all right chicken layer Winner's chicken dinner in this [ __ ] we don't have Cookie Monster we have chicken monster really cute that is one thing that pissed me up more than anything was when they were trying to rename Cookie Monster too oh my God like you take it in the other room please real bad Mikey's gonna be singing that's really [ __ ] good nobody comes between Mikey and his chicken I know we've even made progress it doesn't feel like it over there second number two number one I order you to go attack a number two uh no all right what's up oh you got a fire over here okay put this out I'll play mcjabbath on this one doesn't know what happens if you fart too much you hear that people all right you're not there did Lincoln leave or is he just quiet uh I guess he couldn't stand the purples anymore purple purple hey hey we actually stay in there and do overall they're back slowest time record ever 40 minutes not too bad I mean better than that [ __ ] uh thing we did oh God yeah oh the worst I think the one of the worst ones is the subway that one's horrible really yeah because when you're when you're fighting by yourself well fast medium bonus One Nation hey let's go all right next mission boss what we got we got one more I think it's another uh storage one I think all right sounds good they love their [ __ ] storage permissions like I mean the houses were flying well houses yeah you I want to get some [ __ ] more high-rise the high-rise building yeah so they can start using the ladders want to start using the letters uh do I just stick with the engine again yeah all right sounds good yeah engine has more uh more stuff than the Oreo and the T-Rex yeah T-Rex is great for high rise yeah which one is the one that just has fire extinguishers and no hoses who thought that was a good idea should have at least one house line I never saw one but I never saw it so there was never modeled yeah foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] trucks are normally first on scene followed by the command vehicles what is the rescue team foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh that's amazing recording is amazing wow all right [Music] yeah well it turns out if I turn up OBS it actually works just fine so great OBS you're a piece of [ __ ] [Music] right here [Music] you are cooking [Applause] it's my cookie but not for me well I should do something and have uh like purple noises for uh purple and not just yeah I can't even think of what that would be [Applause] close [Music] [Applause] rescue boss I'll take primary on uh some of the people out just to get them up faster than the Slowpoke uh AI pick them up yep wow the handling line of this fire truck is amazing oh yep yep yeah we got to cut those vents in the roof too yeah that's the same [ __ ] model of course it is they need new models they're gonna stop being so cheap about it yep all right actually I think I'll grab yeah I see a couple people right there boss all right yeah a surprise the attack light is ready to go boss is it now is it ready to go boss okay good get off your ass and start doing something now I need to get in this building you can rescue the people I see three foreign got one Burning Up In The Fire Boss save them out damn it I got one here picking them up yeah I see one in front of me but she can walk faster saying pull out a gun I'm sure she'll walk faster oh okay there's nothing else all right that's three of six oh okay it was only free that can't be right I'm not such the uh yeah for enough electricity that's all that's left I got it again oh you got it all right trying to grab me a fire hose I like how he just jumps that's amazing all right yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir I can't get here well then try harder duh dude we're gonna make it fit all right whatever God these guys are dumb it's like you got Dumb and Dumber yeah man yep have white Christmas and Harry done yeah old man and uh [ __ ] yeah like [ __ ] a man he's like [ __ ] name [Music] right here man I'm hungry that's why I'm being like this chicken um sir yeah I I don't even want to know what that sounded like Normal Man I sound like first I can't sound like a personal issues man this is what this is why people pay top dollar for this content he does it after dark what the [ __ ] and I'm ready what his boss this fire is really everywhere penis popcorn [ __ ] people I must agree now I've got that song from Pete's Dragon Brazzle Dazzle day if you've not seen the Original Pete's Dragon sad day for you amazingly the Remake was absolutely the original was such such an amazing thing I gotta stick of my ass boss I'm too lazy to walk towards the fire no you don't you don't have my back at all man touch my chicken in there and see what happens [ __ ] [ __ ] wow turkey [ __ ] I will stab your arm right off wow damn yeah that went over the air cut like hot Mike he's not these nuts I'm fully aware all right back to my chick oh now we've got chicken asmer with Mikey amsr um wow lucky when Mikey's on his down time he'll literally practice that stuff he's got a secret uh YouTube channel it's just unpublished boink point what was that only fans I can't remember no no no no no no no after hours damn it after hours there you go there you go exactly starring Mikey an okay yeah yeah I hear that I hear the sizzle it's on the back side of the fire of where I'm at yeah quite a big hitroid boss flame it up our version h uh yeah I actually couldn't even tell where it was nothing nothing over here hey folks you know what you got to do damn it you're gonna have to like these videos subscribe to the videos share those videos and comment on the videos neat want more monkey chicken eating like them videos subscribe to my own fans I mean what can I send it out loud I mean stickers out now [ __ ] I played the fifth sir complete the poop sir oh yeah one of my favorite all-time favorite movies cool hand lube that is a great freaking film chick washing the cars one of the best scenes ever oh no joke no joke man if you've not seen it you need to go see it it's all manner of yes please may I have another oh man hmm as let me kill Mr once said I'm so bad baby I don't care I have more peace left let me eat this one last piece of holy crap put into like six different other [ __ ] you outside that's honestly the Cabbage Mikey do you have a chicken it went into like six different pieces [ __ ] yeah the Homer he ate all [ __ ] chicken feathers too it's [ __ ] Fighters I don't care that's tickle going down but you know my fireballs every time I turn around this [ __ ] this reignites destroyo probably 11 minutes in sorry yeah I'm just reigniting right now 25 ounces too much fired fire I wish you could get up like at a higher level I guess you can I'm gonna take this ladder if you go up make a letter boss use ladder go up and don't burn your ass yesterday oh he's all the way upstairs but uh number two oh really okay is this thing reigniting yeah I think it is good I think there's an oil leak or a gas leak or something oh wait what oh yes something happened what size is this which side is this is so is this the Glock is this the 19 or is the 26 size yes he is Come on load I need to know you know I need to know I need to know I need to know I need to know tell me baby girl cause I need you to load I need you to load I need you to load um really load s Rock 28 was a 26. let's have a rail can I put a light on this [ __ ] can I put a light on this bit mission accomplished yep and challenge model 2000. OKAY follow me up that's good use your helmet light to help you see in the dark all right all right we don't have any other new ones yeah I think we just opened up all of them right yeah we did everything so far now cool so we're all caught up boss unfortunately we gotta winch into uh they released some more uh missions yep uh uh oh it's already 11. oh wait yeah it's not late well it's 10 o'clock you're 11 o'clock your time yeah technically not late but uh I think I will probably end the stream I don't know maybe maybe in this room I want to try one more I want to try to get uh golf to work again yeah yeah let's try that again let's give it one more whirl yeah we gotta try it man can't you can't leave it hanging like that man when things when things are left hanging they're left sad why are you so sad [Music] all right now it's going to be the really fun the running front exercise is uh when I have to actually go through and edit all the charges and citations that are inside of a police menu because I saved nothing from stop the ped at all because I had custom I actually made my own custom uh XML files nice yeah I still don't like that the uh transparency on the thing doesn't work right on um like uh she uh Ricky or risky or whatever the name is uh put like multiple um menus menu backgrounds or whatever they're really cool the problem is they're not transparent so can't see what's going on even though this game technically does pause I still like to see the background right I got one copyright what can I say I just love what my mouse disappears all right I'm hopping back into your stream hey we know we never have tried uh keep talking and nobody explodes yeah we still haven't done that yet there needs to be a thing maybe we'll do it tomorrow what's up Chad how you all doing hope you all enjoying the Stream come on you stupid thing um did I hear you call a magazine a clip it's not a [ __ ] clip you [ __ ] noob don't you have a badge you should know better than that I love it when people call rounds bullets that'll really that'll piss off a lot of gun lovers out there not a [ __ ] clip you [ __ ] noob graduate at the Academy you should know that maybe was the police academy of uh on these days yeah we're yeah where where was your Academy Mexico has commandant with lethard oh okay let's try golf again all right let's try it keep talking and nobody explodes tomorrow on the stream Yeah well yeah and are you gonna are you gonna us tune in for um meet the gamers uh maybe I I normally just watch it after the stream yeah and mine buffers too much so I can't even enjoy it to be honest but it is entertaining I do wonder who they got my guess this week okay oh yeah yeah yeah cool [Music] so this week they got spider the spider gaming and blue pieces or levies I don't know I don't know I never heard of them I have I've heard of uh the spider gaming but I haven't heard of TV nor have I but that's why you tune in to find out yes you should definitely also tune in in January too if I meet the gamers I wonder if it's even possible to get somebody like benzo on the designation of these three yeah Mr Benjo but I know he's [ __ ] busy as hell so oh yeah the chances of him actually being on the show is very slim currently and so it's already halfway out the door yep but hey don't worry there's gonna be a lot of guests coming to the Desolation podcast yes all right hey loaded up good now what now actually are you in the game itself or is it so on the loading like the type I'm in I am in that's uh let's see how where we pick where we uh picked up yeah hope I can switch the screen because the game mode never likes to uh pick it up you know what this game needs a whole lot of fixing well to me it needs a couple at least I need some alligators or some crocodiles yes and also nature a lot more customization it'd be amazing too if you're gonna unlock the character of Happy Gilmore that would be [ __ ] awesome oh no that's uh his hot assistant or that whatever that chick was yeah and she walks up with those two jugs of beer or no so Jeffrey's playing some lessons right now uh-oh is he playing a single no no yeah he should have stayed Rogue with uh with the dangle all right boys and girls let's get back into some serious stuff in here squirrels here from about 140 yards what a drive that was chosen the Pidgey region come on baby this one heading towards the ground thanks for a wonderful shot and a chance for Bernie at the fifth of all the shots that I like the most that one ranks right up there that's tracking [Music] oh Jeffrey's against the wall looking to shoot up with the police wow that was a nice uh nice shot 30. on the left hand side over that bunker on the left and there's just a short wedge in all players will get off this hole oh okay So jeffy's Undercover okay 140 yards here on recovery yeah you've ever he's not running SWAT because he's not in a uniform or he's in a civilian uniform he's not a uh not an armor [Music] um not sure [Applause] I lose son [Applause] [Music] [Applause] about to go on the hall oh what gives you a chance to bounce back at the next Factor plus thing you know I wish I could get some sound bites of peanut going um [Applause] [Laughter] I mean I'm pretty sure you can find something it looks like it's going right [Applause] probably the problem is would we actually get a copyright strike YouTube be doing YouTube I'm not risking my channel she she said we're talking about death yeah you really want to find out what this one's tracking holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] he got it in the hole so far still is like my favorite course [Applause] I think it's time for the police to actually go back to using revolvers use a ton of bullets to take down a suspect and you're a bad shot Wikipedia the Utah Highway Patrol issues their Troopers [ __ ] Glock 18s they have a choice of [ __ ] full auto yeah holy [ __ ] time to go back to revolvers [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] hell like he's not even listening he's just in his own world right now dude they're [ __ ] oh oh baby I love how this match is sponsored by a waste management garbage cans Netflix [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] along with the standard load of taser baton spray of course pepper spray font pepper spray [ __ ] pepper spray TSD PTSD intensifies Peppers very bell pepper spray bottle pepper spray nope nope I will never get sprayed again something has just broken Mikey do you want to see if what breaks Mikey I'm not a bad approach that one up onto the green a couple of putts in there and that'll be a pretty good hole that amazing lady what I'm just saying it's true man I can't believe this yeah Fair effort an opportunity what are your thoughts so far well at least the game is behaving [Music] [Applause] Phoenix tour I see a bunch of shots I see a bunker shot oh right on the edge oh it rolled in foreign that's clear and of course clear the magazines like two feet away but still words line the thing just keeps rolling wow [Music] it's a 20 is it a 20 20 second delay from what do you actually see to what we see well it should be okay gotcha just make sure when you're watching the stream [Music] oh well yeah it's it's reading live right now but sometimes mine will just buffer because it wants to be a uh [Applause] anything that leaves about 150 to 170 yards in we'll give you a chance click the like button turn on the post notifications and you guys are new to the channel [Applause] and welcome mama mama welcome to the local world [Music] sick [Applause] that was good chicken nice line oh yeah here's some of the sound effects I do have I got this one right here got that one well how did you hear the purple then what the [ __ ] happened here holy [ __ ] hey do you have your Connie Forney Glock yeah do you have your call me foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] to avoid that huge I become [Music] all right let's try this one [Applause] I'll come straight to the mixer and see if these sounds actually come through here try this one I'll try this one again no that didn't come through did it damn well [ __ ] my old boots I guess it's never going to work nothing really matter what what about chicken chicken can I hear chicken that way we are with the third shot you heard nothing come back to sleep [Applause] and one more chicken just six feet between need more chicken George Chick-fil-A here oh Chick-fil-A's amazing [ __ ] yeah bud yeah Chick-fil-A is like there's one in Utah I mean you touch hit Blazer [ __ ] 7-eleven here yeah basically the same in Texas Chick-fil-A is a food group folks you need to try some get the chicken nuggets get the fries get the lemonade it's winning you can try the chicken sandwiches now I haven't done the sandwiches yet I just love the Nuggets sandwiches orgasmic I always have a [ __ ] sandwich yeah oh [ __ ] yeah what's nice about with it I'll actually live like like less than a mile away from a Chick-fil-A right now Terry open doordash oh I was meant to be muted for that [ __ ] F that was embarrassing oh yeah all right I don't know I can still hear [Applause] I just want to know why my sounds aren't coming through that sucks I become five dumb and taste or smell 20 yard marker we'll give you just an easy does this come object ready because I want to put a red dot on my [ __ ] I just put a red dot on my [ __ ] I would like you do not agree that police should be right running with uh revolvers anymore you don't think revolvers are solid enough guns why would we run around with revolvers we did it for [ __ ] ever why would revolvers be carried by law enforcement in the criminals so much more of an advantage with [ __ ] semi-automatic magazines with 25 [Music] that'll [ __ ] efficiently take out a suspect no I don't want to be limited by my round count please and thank you California's [ __ ] enough the here's the problem I think that I honestly think that the more rounds have made cops less efficient only reason why I say that is because you had to have damn good aim how to be a sharpshooter with a revolver and I think going on in rounds 10 Rounds 12 rounds whatever expecting everybody to be a martian like that so unrealistic nowadays especially when we barely have enough time as it is I don't know I I think we should I think cops would be a lot I really think you're out of touch based on I think history I barely have enough time to go to the range to keep up with my skill as it is I barely passed dude I moved him from Nevada to Utah okay I had to do a federal qualification when I move [ __ ] States I barely passed my qualification but I passed a qualification by two [ __ ] points okay we don't have time to go to the range I have to spend my own money on my ammo I do not have the wallet to spend on [ __ ] ammo we cannot upkeep our skills nowadays we do not have the time nor do we have the funds we always have to go out of pocket for our [ __ ] so you expect me to go from a 15 round plus one in the map plus one in the pipe 40 cal Glock what I'm issued right now down to [ __ ] six rounds in revolver no [ __ ] that I'm sorry we don't have the time or the money we cannot open our [ __ ] wallets I think we pissed our money away on [ __ ] we don't need too [Applause] requires a great drive but hey I'm just a taxpayer so what do I know the right area for the [ __ ] [ __ ] that I hear from you know from a lot of people out there saying that uh you know we can't we can't do this we can't do that we [ __ ] pay the taxes for you guys to get the training why the [ __ ] don't you get the training because you have a [ __ ] government that doesn't want a [ __ ] train well that's not my problem that's the [ __ ] government's problem you vote [Applause] it becomes our problem making the goddamn policy concludes his players around well Rich after a sloppy stuff uh all right we ended up with uh even Partners they knew what they were doing so interesting to watch no doubt about it hopefully more in the days ahead foreign let's go round two as long as we keep up uh with that we should be okay [Applause] this season will race for the FedEx Cup we're at the Waste Management Phoenix Open today's coverage is about to begin please you could join us for this second round action okay so they need to quit making mistakes they need to go ahead and start putting this thing in third and fourth gear start cruising down the highway they can't afford to give any more uh back together [Applause] wouldn't you poster of this player at home don't you a two time [Applause] feet away from the hole this one to save par let's go [Applause] We Are One Shot [Applause] time for the second shot here on the second hole come on baby that one a little bit late pay attention folks that's how you play golf I'm going to take a look at Justin Rose buried their last hole and he's down there you've got to read this is a 12-footer here if it's up it could be in let's go boys moving up the leaderboard I like it welcome to the T at this power phone hole nice pretty at the last well they can produce here what did you go right come on get back into the green or not that's not the shot he's hoping for well this is not a good outcome buried in the Deep stuff foreign and here we are with the third shot uh it's like they're going with the pitching wedge come on come on oh look at this right down the throat oh [Applause] joint with that one that was an incredible approach Steve [Applause] this player is putting for fun he's currently trailing his rival let's see what happens here try to play that one at the right time too and now this is why you can never get comfortable even if you're leading a PGA tour pro this is what they do they mean business we'll lower that and oh that might be a tour see if you get that one to come back to the left a little or no okay what a lovely shot he'll be delighted to be inside the range there a chance to get to three under with this pass [Applause] es just a tiny Puck is All That Remains so no Chiller no change on the leaderboard for this player after that hole I thought I actually heard that one let's see what happens here at the fifth [Applause] [Applause] what kind of shot are they facing here Henny setting up here from about 175 yards game of the seven dude right shot and this putt is from 33 on the scorecard uh yeah that wasn't so great just Hammer that through the line there's Parts about four feet from the hole got the part time to take a look at Justin Rose see this he is behind his rival can you do the catching up that's necessary now six Strokes back after that hole six Strokes back and now we find ourselves with a par four here straight down a little [Applause] bit this shot is about 140 yards out camera baby this one needs to kick left [Applause] good shot there already made a few birdies today and this is another good look [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I think he gave that one too much respect they didn't want to hit it too hard to go racing past the hole that was my fault [Applause] uh let's see should be okay looks like they've got the five wood oh no shots of the day they're dialed in it's an absolute Clinic dare I say Luke this player has been in Fuego with his approach just another Green in regulation let's go baby an opportunity for a booty here yep tracking nicely oh nasty one that'll ruin any pot of stats [Applause] this one's for bogey and a little slide down the leaderboard happening make sure you respond quickly we've arrived at a powerful hole [Applause] a tee shot looks pretty good [Applause] sitting at one under all right here we go well I like that strike this one's heading well towards the green a great shot here at the eighth and a chance for birdie guarantee this one this one started out on a good morning [Applause] and with it will move to a couple under par from coming off the birdie [Applause] right now baby sound better a bit of a better golf today than uh the last two two three streams [Music] with it dad's gonna go into them they're good out on the right hand side Luke this headed for trouble I'm pretty sure they had their sights set on hitting the green there very long hmm going to uh how good was that bunker shot this one is for his part and now over to Justin Rose he's currently trailing his rival let's see what happens here and after that effort this is how the leaderboard looks right now our leader is enjoying a three-stroke Advantage oh so we're only 10 for 23rd right now here we go [Applause] look at the line here we should find the Fairway holy you guys are enjoying the Stream roughly 105 yards here yeah a good safe shot this one and that should find the surface let's go chance to move up into the top 20 on the leaderboard a good putt to make here point is underway I thought that was good enough damn it that was a top level approach shot but unfortunately they walk off the green with a par there's another freaking uh birdie chance got away from me currently two under for the event teeing off here at the 11th I think this will be the last round for this stream guys I think yeah that one will play we'll see how it goes if I'd say looks to be going with the six iron this one needs to kick left okay left left yeah not too bad approach you're dancing 18 feet to the cup s pretty good chance here this one's for par let's go now later is up by four shots now let's head to the 12th hole shall we opting for the hybrid I think this one can take a little bounce to the left this would be a great up and down foreign [Applause] judging it beautifully music time to take a look at Justin Rose coming off a bogey on the last hole time to check on the leaderboard currently a couple under for the event teeing off here on the 13th hole this one looks to be heading down the runway [Applause] this long get on to the greens and then hope that we can uh put up the uh the hill there hmm well that's certainly using the big muscles I need to have an eagle putt here that's a long putt that's a long but I want to [ __ ] do this [ __ ] come to flop this [ __ ] oh totally Mississippi uh so much of a freaking chance what's in front of them Henny they just got to focus on hitting the back of the cup guys this is up the hill bit of extra juice over to Justin Rose here [Applause] four-stroke advantage minus 13. Jesus Christ Almighty the EOS are insane come on you second shot here on the 14th all right that was never really a comfortable shot for the was it not easy to find the green coming out of the rough let's go let's go boys that's a [ __ ] nice [ __ ] I'll take that anyway straight in the hole that was sort of Birdie too what a chip shot solid play finds that player moving up the leaderboard after that hole I'm pretty sure this player will be buoyed by that birdie back at the last let's see if they can deliver another one [Applause] time for the second shot at the 15. come on go for it I'm gonna go for it what's just a little time um [Music] over off the deck got the driver worked on our favor well that's a tremendous shot and sets up a wonderful opportunity I always like the aggressive play going forward in two and get rewarded for it eagle trying to get it to foreign [Applause] [Applause] no complaining boys happy gets a good kick to the left left quick left to take a look at Justin Rose he's currently trailing his rival let's see what happens here must be a big punt to make because 21 foot putt no place gonna go right to the left ah [Applause] steady on the nine foot chance here [Applause] oh they're saying everyone I hate to use the word choke but that's exactly what happened just came shortly if you're gonna take out a driver be mindful the Fairway does Canter from right to left so the golf ball could kick in that water hazard failing out to the right there's no shame in that you always have an opportunity to get it up and down for the birdie let's go [Applause] trying to break into the top go in go in nice recovery there let's say his short name is phenomenal three shots we got another Eagle there [Applause] a little good shot there football on the shoulder facing here oh come on for [ __ ] sake get offline that one yeah now into the lap of the golfing guys done getting ready to play there what are we looking at for this part honey just gotta trickle this one in the front door it's downhill this one's online okay steady now it's just about three feet away and that'll be all shooting today so not a bad effort here on day two rich but it looks like they've got a bit of work left on the time well they've got a lot of work right unfortunately everybody around them had a better round of golf so they are ways back and they need so I think this is where we are going to leave off guys uh tomorrow is round three um as we will continue with my uh my career mode here on PGA Tour 2k23 and we will also do some some other games so you guys want to stay tuned tomorrow for a lot with myself and Mr Skittle kicks AKA blurp aka the purple uh feel free to stay tuned tomorrow have yourself a amazing Saturday night guys hopefully you guys enjoy the stream smash the like button if you guys do thank you to everybody for joining up in the chat and as well thank you to my moderators for being here with that said guys have yourself a amazing Saturday night Sunday morning no matter where you guys are keep striving no matter what you guys do in life stay out of trouble and I will catch you guys back here tomorrow four another live stream good night everybody thanks again for watching cheers [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music]