Coach Prime to Florida State? He's Busy Beating Nebraska!

Florida state had their shot at Prime Time twice be advised my only fans is now 20% off weirdos are going to come after y'all oh no never oh never what's going on good people you already know what is about to go down so here I am casually scrolling through Twitter minding my own business trying to find some prime dirt on Nebraska ahead of this Saturday's Showdown you know the usual prep work before Colorado lays a SmackDown on those boys in Lincoln but instead I stumbled upon something far more entertaining A gy a video or maybe it was audio who knows either way I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair roll the clip on that [ __ ] 1970s [ __ ] that's what Boston College is doing Florida [ __ ] State University when are we going to wake up Mike norvell's got to get the [ __ ] out out we need to get somebody in there who's you know what I don't like [ __ ] Dion but you know what Dion is Dion's a [ __ ] dog you know who Lane kein is laye kin's a [ __ ] dog he's gonna go in there and he's not gonna take any [ __ ] Mike Noll I'm sick of his little wild ass [ __ ] eyes and his [ __ ] because you know what we [ __ ] suck and we barely [ __ ] won that [ __ ] last year and the college football playoff committee was [ __ ] right we didn't deserve to [ __ ] be there period damn Florida State fans y'all y'all are down bad you just got dragged by Boston College embarrassed might be too kind of word and there's this guy absolutely in shambles practically begging for Coach Prime to come save them like fullon please baby come back energy I can't even blame him it was hilarious but hey I hate to break it to you buddy you might want coach Prime to rescue your sinking ship but guess what he's not leaving Colorado not now not ever especially not to fix Florida State's mess Let me just remind everyone of a little history Florida state had their shot at Prime Time twice yeah you read that right the first time they passed on him for Willie tager now coach Prime being the legend he is still supported tager no hard feelings there but then they had the audacity to pass on him again and go with Mike norvo imagine fumbling the bag twice two times and now after your team gets humbled by Boston College you think coach Prime will drop everything in Boulder and fly back to Florida to save the day please kick rocks we've got bigger fish to fry out here in Colorado you know like absolutely obliterating Nebraska this Saturday we're focused while you're over there dreaming about what could have been we're getting ready to beat the absolute abute panties off the Corn Huskers at Lincoln field We're Riding High on Coach Prime's energy and there's no way he's dipping out to save Florida state from whatever chaos y'all got yourselves into so while it's funny to watch you guys spiral and beg just know it's not happening you missed your chance and we're busy Saturday's coming and Nebraska y'all better be ready not a heart count side no what are you [Applause] doing hey DJ bro DJ I put this on my mama bro I'm going get your ass deported you about to get the [ __ ] out of Florida and you about to get the [ __ ] out of America bro yo DJ are you cool with Osama ban or something bro you done DJ you gone bro you gone you gone thank you for contacting the US Department of Homeland security Immigration and Customs Enforcement enforcement I'm calling you today because I just figured out that there is an illegal immigrant named a DJ ugele who somehow as an immigrant ended up going to college and attended Clemson University Oregon State University and Florida State University this man is from the same country as Osama bin lad and he represent the same group as him may you please Deport this [ __ ] today

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