F1 MONZA GP 3D!!!

Introduction Aaaaaaaaah! Attention! The Monza Grand Prix is about to start! Monza! Monza! Monza! Monza! Monza! Classification Oops, oops, oops! Sargeant has so many reverse podium trophies and mini brake pedals for being last in so many standings! that his Williams is so slow for all that weight. So the team has decided to change driver. So come on, let's throw the roulette that the driver decrees, to choose the next Williams driver. And it's... Franco Colapinto! Congratulations, Franco, you'll win this world championship for sure! Well, not the world championship, the world championship is going to be won by Magic Alonso. But I'm sure you're going to do great. Welcome to Formula 1! And well, in the meantime, we see that qualifying has already started. That Magic, Alonso, will win for sure. And look, look, look! Colapinto is doing a perfect qualifying! Straight to pole! Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! He's running on the outside of the track! It looks like the driver has lost his way a little bit. But it's ok, for his first qualifying, it's very good. And my goodness, my goodness, my goodness! Sainz and Piastri's Unsafes Releases on Verstappen in the pit lane. That's no good! Oh, for God's sake! What an outrageous thing to run these McLarens! Because look, Norris gets another pole. But he's running so fast that he runs off the 3D model of the circuit. That's, that's no good, Norris! So the mini pole wheel for Norris and the mini brake pedal for being last for Guanyu Zhou! Oops, what happened to the wrecked safety car? Aaaahh! Ok, ok, ok, ok. It's Sargeant driving it. Now I understand a lot of things. Race Anyway! Today is the day of the race. We see that it's already time and all the drivers are already in their positions on the grid. So lift the lever, it's already starting. Three, two, one! And the race is on. Come on Magic, you can do it! Oh, my goodness, Norris, he fell asleep at the start! Look how comfortable he is in his bed with wheels! And of course, taking advantage of Norris's laps, his teammate Piastri overtakes him and takes the lead. And even Leclerc catches the slipstream and passes him! And my goodness, what a good start by Russell! Well, halfway, halfway, halfway. He's going the wrong way. But well, the start was very good. That way, that's not the way Russell can go, though. Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's Ricciardo doing? He's hitting poor Hülkenberg to overtake him! What a trick! That's no good, Ricciardo! Stay still, stay still! You see? You finally got a 5 second penalty for hitting Hülkenberg. But it's okay! Hülkenberg manages to escape! He catches Tsunoda's slipstream to overtake him! Nooooo! That has taken poor Tsunoda! Causing him to have to retire the car! And watch out, watch out, watch out! Ricciardo comes into the pits to serve the 5 second penalty. And well, during these 5 seconds the car can't be touched. But what is this mechanic doing? What is he doing? You can't touch the car! They're going to penalize him more! But that mechanic doesn't know that the car has to stand still! Hey, but it was obvious! Another nice penalty for Ricciardo! This time for 97 hours! And look, look, look! Russell is going to overtake Checo! But what is Russell doing? You can't go that way! You're overtaking him on the outside of the track! Do you want to stay on the inside of the track? You're more on the outside than on the inside, Russell! And watch out, watch out, watch out! Because Norris has already woken up! And he comes into the pits for a very quick pit stop! But he's going very fast down pit lane! Holy cow! What a braking move by Norris! What a crazy braking that was, even the driver went flying through the air! But where will it fall? Where will it fall? Aaaaahhh! He has fallen directly to the third position of the podium! Too bad from McLaren! Because he had the first position assured and between one thing and another, third position! Fatal! And attention! Look, look, look! Frédéric Vasseur is calling his two drivers to run to the pits. Because their tires are destroyed and they can't keep on running But both Carlos and Leclerc are telling him no. They are not pitting, they are staying on track because their strategy is to never make another pit stop in their lives anymore. They will never make a pit stop again Not like Verstappen here he is entering the pit lane for probably the fastest pit stop of the whole grand prix And nooooo!!!! BedRull's mechanics are eating pizza since we are in Italy. So Verstappen's stop is very slow, the worst of the whole race. But slow, slow. So much so that he has exceeded the time limit that you can be parked inside the pits. So Verstappen directly? To jail! as it should be Ahhh! by the way you can see that this girl from the audience saw my video from last week because she has posted a picture of her with the Wienermobile The same one that Magic Alonso was driving in last week's video. Oops oops oops! Leclerc's tires are getting worse and worse he's running out of tires because he didn't pit, they're on the canvas It's just that they're already a fine line. Leclerc is going very slow, but slow slow slow, although he is in the lead we see how Piastri is running a lot to catch him and probably catch him and overtake the slipstream But no! he didn't make it Leclerc wins this grand prix going 1 km per hour Mega roulette as he didn't make a pit stop Anyway, before the end of the race, we do the mega ruletón and it's time... Draw the trophy! How cool! So look look look, all the drivers have taken paper and pencil and started to design what the perfect trophy for this grand prix would look like. Oh my God, what ugly trophies some drivers are painting. That trophy is not worth that one is very ugly But well, but well, Guanyu Zhou is painting the reverse podium trophy. That's no good either, it's a turd of a trophy. And what does Norris do? He's painting a trophy but it's broken in half, it's broken. That trophy is not worth either, it's very ugly. Ooooh!!! What a wonderful trophy Magic Alonso is painting!!!! It's a real work of art, how great you are, Magic! You have drawn the best trophy anyone could ever imagine. So it comes true and the trophy is the one made by Magic Alonso. How great you are Magic! Podium So we see the last three playing in the hymn with the flute.... To Magic Alonso! Who has won this race as he has designed the best trophy, also won by Leclerc without tires, followed by Piastri And poor Norris who should have won but didn't. How great you are Magic! I'm sure you'll win this world championship, this one and all of them And well before I finish I want to thank all my Patreons Really thank you very much for your support Also to all the people who are subscribing, there are a lot of you, thank you very very very much And if you want to support me you can put your picture in the stands or have a cool t-shirt like this one by going to really3d.net You can also support me through paypal or bitcoin, they donated me five euros in bitcoin I can't believe it, thank you very much indeed. let's see if we reach 7 million euros for example. End Oops oops oops, but look look look look, how handsome Franco Colapinto is looking to talk to the reporters who are waiting for him after finishing the race.