Wednesday Level 3 with Aaron Mosby

your next class is a level three scene class was taught by aaron mosby please give them a warm warm welcome come on out we are running errands and uh need from you guys is a household objective this gentleman is very excited blender blender thank you it's made by cuisinart it is tall it has five different types of blending options it's white but it has a black top it has not really been cleaned that well it is still under warranty it is uh made in china it's it's made of plastic which is kind of flimsy it has a long power cord its cord is also kind of frayed but still plugged in you are creative you are healthy you are old and warm you are a mix energized you've seen better days you've been used by julia child you push my buttons thou art thy combiner of all that is good thou art energy thou art a vitamin vitamin monster placenta thing i am your substance i am a provider of food i am life i am blender um okay you're my room you've been we've been roommates in freshman year yep and i think i wanted to pick with you seriously you eat all my food then you can't you're damaging my blender what the hell man i like to mix your food in the blender but i think i put too much in it and it's kind of jammed right now so i think you should fix it since it's yours we see that it is a brown slur that is just spilling over here it's pretty disgusting it looks like poop oh i don't have to clean it up i'm just going to inhale it's going to be digesting but i just need help you know i'm clogging and fixing it you know it's made in china so should i go american all right i mean i see you got it from you target feel any shame do you um i really don't and i really want this food in my mouth right now okay okay i know i mean you're 19 your mother hasn't been here you know so mom can you help me oh somewhere all right all right all right you can step over the line and help me fix this uh your blender thing i really want this food the last time i helped clean stuff up was all right remember my car you got beer bottles and stuff like that you borrowed it borrowed it all right my keys were on the car but anyway that's an issue yeah this is a trance a disturbing trend you know what and i don't think it's breaking anytime soon so i think i mean i know you have dog anxiety what if we get the wrong i'm afraid of what getting a dog is going to lead you it's happening i just i just feel like this is going to lead to you wanting other things this is just the start but that is great with children aren't you family of dogs but i once had two yeah and cats and cats and and maybe one two can this i mean this one looks like it's almost all right look i just i feel like you're just kind of roving we've only had two dates this is already just going so fast you're great you're great i mean you're everything i imagine but this is just very fast eharmony promised me my soulmate i'm just being honest all right these are my needs i need cockapoos i need at least four children and a toucan i don't think it's enough i would be high profile could you not eat them i did i guess i probably should have put more than just i needed a relationship well okay all right i think i think we just we're just taking a little fast and we should just kind of slow down and maybe think about like a hermit crab would be just you know what you're right but but one hermitcraft thing alone can you get a hermit crab in the starfish i think that's going to be a lot better i think that might be traumatic you know sweetheart one day he thinks he has a friend he goes over for playdate and then all of a sudden it's not bad son your mom and i are really proud thanks dad i just remember uh i'm sorry i i just see you and i think of that little boy you know we have some milk freshman is not a baby dad you know that right what do you talk about this is an accomplishment i'm aiming for nobel prize i set my expectations very high college has changed chad do you know anything about quantum physics dad if you had to be my dad i think you should start reading i'm a lawyer of course i read every day i mean quantum physics come on i'm 49. i'm way too old dad dad i need to be around people i can relate to one year at school isn't this what do you want to do carl seconds that love nature e equivalency squared all right guys assemble all the geniuses we could find in the world here all right we have to solve this problem i i think the asteroid is going to hit okay i've done the calculations i can redo them but i can't change what's meant to be all right equipment we have is so outdated my brain hurts i'm just ready to die anyway i have a confession i'm not a genius on elephant man has enough frame for both of you so i don't care did you guys you guys uh tried programming this stuff on the new iphone that's a good idea it's a good idea bill no i i think that it's a good idea we can call up the map geniuses we don't we don't right you should have called those this is a pc office and we've and it's not really useful at all we've got like 10 minutes so we better think of something really quick okay i just have to go to the bathroom you should make it oh at this point we've got 10 minutes dude this is i mean you have to stop using my car wow i mean i know we have roommates but there has to be a line somewhere yeah it's a great car i know it is a great progress you know i know it's like i don't know the keys in here every night you know it is not don't you i don't say that but we see that the car is sitting right it's right on the grass next to him and there's some blood brown slurry just coming out of there what dude where the [ __ ] did you take my bias thing i got my coffee kind sorry sorry for [ __ ] up your car you know um don't you have another one use that one in the back when you're doing those smart cars you know yes i used your girlfriend i'm sorry i'm sorry did you at least use a condom yes just you know out of out of friendship yes look man i was just taking a nap in your coffin like i know i know i said i wanted this big family but i just want some alone time you know i we have eight children i'm never gonna have seventeen dogs and seventeen dollars yeah and i i you know and now you want some space like i'm tired i i have no more to give you chelsea you guys don't play over there okay mommy's talking with daddy it's okay it's okay mommy mommy wouldn't leave us would she look i've been reading a lot of books you know and it says it's it's good for the kids to just go out find their own they're too cold they're three years old you want to send them out into the world that's what the research says okay i'm not going to cuddle our children you're two and a half okay you need to learn to do the dishes you can barely keep food on their little plates at this point it's because you've been coddling now okay i've been coloring cause i thought that's what you wanted a year ago you were spoon feeding them literally i'm i'm sorry i suppose you're gonna be upset that you're not walking fully no i just you can't leave this this is it's like two years three years ago this is all you oh wanted god okay i've been needing a break that's good okay so um i should say congratulations are in order if you got that prize you were looking for yes dad i hope you're not upset that i did not mention your name you just paid for your undergrad master's phd program we sent you to brown to learn physics but dad sacrifices have to be made is my brain cannot deal with your wavelengths you are praying dad i do recognize you i invited i mean you can put me on your facebook profile saying i'm his son i mean i'm not gonna accept it but look i know it's not i know it's not your i know it's not your area of expertise but like i'm in a lot of trouble like really do some legal help like are you you haven't practiced did you practice law at all i could really use some law some legal help and it's just like i'm in a lot of trouble right now i mean i know the law of relativity would you work with that yeah i mean if only there was like no well i mean there's my dad he doesn't read that then i'm not johnson okay um i mean we can work with the laws of physics i think i could probably work uh yes um let me think about it great yeah you go ahead and think about that let me give you my card you can give me a call i mean it's it's fine it's just you know if you're phoned like a lawyer in your family or something that'd be really helpful you know what the laughing stuff i saw your face on time magazine no one believed me i got to the firm it's not it's not my fault that i'm more good-looking than you so far oh god it's great being in a mac office oh this is wonderful oh my god same air conditioning yeah oh they said something about some meteor i don't even give a [ __ ] hey let's just watch it press the popcorn oh yeah yeah i got an apple you can follow it on my phone on my iphone iphone repel asteroids you might be right about that siri repelling asteroids holy [ __ ] it's working it is wait here it comes it's gone