Male Karen (Keith) Gets Taught A Lesson

[Music] good day everyone it is the captain welcome back to the channel a big thank you of course to each and every one of you that like And subscribe to these videos and you share them around the world with all of your buddies all of your pals and all of your mates a big thank you to Jeff for suggesting this video and as the voice of the voiceless let me tell you what's going on police are on patrol when they spot a driver crossing the White Center Line and he's done this a few too many times so they hit the tickers and flickers to do a traffic stop and they come face to face with this silly Billy stupid face and not only is he more painful than riding a push Pike with no seat but it appears that he happens to be a male Karen as well or what I like to call a Keith yep Keith the oxygen thief and his attitude well that's more annoying than a zit on a tit let me tell you let's have a [Music] look what's up man you you crossed the W line a couple of times everything okay yes sir yeah do you have the driver's license registration for insurance where you coming from I live in North part that's not what I asked I said where are you coming from I'm going home that's not what I ask again where are you coming from I don't have to answer do just say I don't want to answer don't tell me you're going home okay to the question that I'm not asking sir do you have a registration and proof of insurance on you somewhere in here I have my proof of insurance on my phone can you no I'm going to do that because I don't know what are you digging into officer I'm not going to listen to you I'm going to have my lights on and you're going to give me whatever I ask okay I love this cop this is a cop that has had his ass ramed harder than Ricky Martin on his second honeymoon for giving away too many [ __ ] so he is not going to make that mistake tonight he would rather have a heart attack every time he takes his [ __ ] and Pete Davidson's penis is the only one that can bring him back to life by doing CPR then give away any more [ __ ] that is for sure I didn't ask that question [ __ ] face the lights stay on and you give me your [ __ ] details before I poke your eyes out and skull [ __ ] you we have 15 can I get r94 I need a registration Pro of insurance and do you have an insurance on you I have it on my phone I'll for you let this go officer step back please sir step out of car for me why because I'm asking you no I understand that you're asking me I'm going to ask you one more time I'm going to put you in handcuffs if you don't get out of car why are you going to put me in handc because that's obstruction I'm asking you to step out a car I'm asking you to step out of a car nicely next time I'm not going to be that nice it's about a car for me sir I'm completely being cordial with you you just starting completely wrong foot well you pulled me over for no reason at all that wasn't no reason you crossed white line multiple times I was right behind you the whole time in Center okay that's fair that's fine no [ __ ] [ __ ] it is fine dick NOS but let me ask you what part of this interaction suggested to you you that acting like a dead dingo's donger was a [ __ ] smart plan I mean using a [ __ ] spoon from Demi levada to stir your coffee would be smarter than thinking that your [ __ ] is going to fly with officer knuckle sandwich mate the only thing that's going to fly is Dick planes into your ass airport no [ __ ] wonder you have a hard time luring kids into your van you look like the sort of loser that buys off brand candy and no [ __ ] kid on planet Earth wants that chalky tasting [ __ ] candy you know like those stupid love hearts and [ __ ] no one wants them I tell you if your mom was still alive she would be disappointed with you but we all know that she is currently in your basement freezer isn't she you [ __ ] serial killer looking [ __ ] you said I stab you for no reason at all so I said what's the reason for a stop right was I speeding speeding is not the only infraction in the book sir officer please with all due respect sir step out of car why you all due respect cuz I'm asking you can I have your badge number and your name absolutely I'm going to give you all this stuff then the uh I would like it now then I finish my traffic stuff okay just step out of car for me for now officer sir I've asked you for your name I'm going to provide all of that for you okay that's fine I know that you will I would like it now holy [ __ ] this is the sort of animal molester that would kill a coffee house waitress take her home just so he could do her makeup isn't he look at him I want it now well stiff [ __ ] you [ __ ] Tamer you're not getting anything right now except for maybe a throat punch now get the [ __ ] out of the car and prepare where your anus now I know it's not easy to look like a child and a sex offender at the same time but [ __ ] me you've mastered it sir I have I want you to step out of car right now but I'm asking I know what you want okay so step out a car nicely you don't make it harder than it should be man there's nothing you should I'm not doing anything wrong with you I'm asking you to step out of car and you need to step out of car why do I need to because I'm asking you to step out of car officer sir just because you asked me to do something then you need to do that's a lawful request getting out of I'm not sure I'm not I'm not certain that's true that's fine that's your interpretation so get out of car for now before I pull you out of a car are you you going to do that yeah why would you do that because that's obstruction dude obstruction I'm sorry sir I didn't mean to call you D I don't care whatever you want to call me not obstructing anything I'm just asking you to step out of car why because I'm asking you to do so this is my property that's fine I am inside my property and I'm asking you to step out of your property so it's not that hard you're you're not wrong it's not hard I can step out easily yeah and please do that then why because I'm requesting you to do that there's a for Supreme Court case law on it what's the cas when the no I don't have to but I'm asking no I don't have to but I'm asking you to but I'm asking you to get out of court you need to get out of court okay cuz I might requesting you to get out of cour Are We peers what in the actual [ __ ] a we peace I don't know if the cop has [ __ ] a horse on the internet before so no I'm guessing you're not [ __ ] peers I'm in my property I'm in my property yeah so this isn't a game of [ __ ] tag right there are no safe zones here Dollar Store Dharma could you just [ __ ] imagine the conversation back at the station like okay guys did you go out and arrest the teabag killer well [ __ ] sge we were going to but you know he's in his property and you know the law we you know [ __ ] this nothing we can do about that no no that's not how the [ __ ] law Works [ __ ] you can guarantee that he was going to sexually assault his sister until she said yes you look like a [ __ ] potato that got lupus you dirty goat [ __ ] what's that are we peers no what are we do sir St out a car please officer sir fored 10th times step out of you're not wrong you you you've you've you've asked me to a number of times correct right and I want you to step out of car but we're peers and you can't explain why we're not peers I don't know what you're saying you don't make sense at all step out of car for me no I make sense I make complete sense step out of car for me Pier we are peers sir step out of a car for me for the 20th time now no it's it's not the 20th you just said the 10th and now it's maybe the 11th or 12th officer I'm going to ask you one more time then I'm going to pull you out of the car I know you will step out know you will step out of car I know that you will sir step out a car why because I'm asking you to now you have your partner here correct playing our favorite game is always better if you get to do it with a friend have a [ __ ] look at this koala [ __ ] shot thinking that he's high in money like moose [ __ ] you are not peers but I guarantee you one day you are going to be judged by [ __ ] 12 of them for wearing a hitchhikers ball sack as a [ __ ] hat you look [ __ ] awkward aren't you you're awkward looking [ __ ] like when your girlfriend gains a little bit of weight and now she can fit into your wife's clothes that that type of awward I bet you you have a cry hard [ __ ] and by that I mean that it only gets hard when you cry I don't I don't I'm I can't defend myself against you and you would not even think about how that works you know how it works I know I know how it works I know how it works you pull me out of my car mhm even though I've done nothing wrong you're pulling me out of my car you ready you smell of alcohol is coming from your breath while I'm talking to you correct your eyes blush of watery okay listen to me you're being completely biger and for no reason at all not being you're argument I am so much more coherent than you are it's insane is it so these reason I'm giving you I'm asking you to get out of car and also I see I see open container in the center console yeah so all the stuff that I'm explaining that's the reason you need to step out of car okay so we step out of car and we going to sort it out I'm not stepping out of my car oh yes you [ __ ] are you every sexually transmitted disease in one [ __ ] person you are definitely getting out of that car just not on your own you were hitting the Apple teis at the Blue Oyster Bar earlier tonight before driving around to go full I'm me myis on some paor bastard before the cops pulled you over so now you're upset but mate eating a severed penis is going to have to wait for another day because right now you're going to be under arrest however I will tell you who does love Apple teis Hillary Swank yeah her and I hit the bars together every month for a few drinks before I finger Blaster next to the Juke Box before we head home for coffee cake and Kus but back to the dance floor killer here for a second he looks like the sort of [ __ ] that would hang around a Maternity Ward just so he can yell dibs look we know where this is headed I think he knows where this is headed ladies and gentlemen he's going to have no choice but to play our favorite game [ __ ] around and find out sir you are stepping out of car because I'm asking skip out of car turn around why are you doing this stop stop doing that why are you doing this because you're being completely I'm not you're making this up I wish I had video you everything's being recorded man fine am I being like you're being detained as of right now yes you know well why why am I being detained because you're make me feel unsafe right now is that lawful is that the lawful reason for detaining me step stand there will 50 no I'm going to have one to two well thank [ __ ] that is over had it been me that was the cop I would have let him do the whole poor Walker on his way home it saves on paperwork plus you can piss on the Flames also mate I would be careful too now that Chile's out of jail there's a good chance he will see that you have stolen his entire look and he will [ __ ] sue you for every cent that you're worth he won't win there is zero chance in him ever winning cuz that [ __ ] doesn't even win whenever he goes to a [ __ ] Coke machine and puts in the money he doesn't even get a Coke cuz the coke machines think he's a [ __ ] as well and I think you're a [ __ ] I think he's a [ __ ] I think you're both [ __ ] that look together somewhere along the track someone made love to a stupid [ __ ] she's given birth to you two dumb [ __ ] you were separated at Birth because by [ __ ] there was no way we're going to have you grow up together and now look at yours you're both a complete and [ __ ] so anyway this [ __ ] penis piston was done for DUI and obstruction and he got to spend the night in jail getting Big Bubba to show him now all up in his guts like he was a [ __ ] tapeworm so high fives all around for that I say on that note it does bring us to the end of another great video I hope you've had a bit of fun I hope you've had a bit of a laugh I hope that you've clicked that like And subscribe button taking your shirt off got naked if you want fonded all the other buttons here on YouTube because I'm trying to hit 15,000 subscribers by the end of August and only you that's right you you the one that's listening and watching right now only you the whole [ __ ] thing relies on you to bloody pass this on to other people so they can watch it and they can enjoy it and then they can take their shirts off they'll get naked too both of you can go running off and go to your local Olympic Training Center kick open the door and say listen here you fit [ __ ] your best watch this video with us they're going to watch the video too and because they're athletes and stuff they're going to have 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[ __ ] fight and I get in there and I didn't [ __ ] realize that they were talking about chickens I said yeah well what did you expect manate it's a [ __ ] fight and he goes yeah well I spent [ __ ] two weeks training my [ __ ] [ __ ] to be in the fight and it turned out it was just [ __ ] chickens [ __ ] H Terry all right hey r