Discord Memes to Ease The Brain

[Music] nice form nice form mm- I felt that in my soul whoa seems I've walked into a trap I'm not really sure you understand how this works how deep was that bucket got to hit him with that asteroid bro welcome back to another laugh you lose video we're getting right into the memes guys we're getting right into the memes want to watch memes I want to watch memes anyways parents immediately after telling you uh telling you you're not in trouble you just tell us the truth we swear you'll be fine right yes yes I I swear she just wanted some help tracking I got to learn how to do that that is very nice okay I'm going to try really hard right now to shoot Las out of my eyes Jak Koo this was not the idea I had for the collab but you know what I guess we take what we can get surely it doesn't get worse from here that cat is planking that cat is hitting the plank right now okay [Music] woo yeah that Meme was so tasty I could eat that up all right we got to eat a Taco Bell wait what is the second Bell what is that who is that Aussie Osborne uh we got French bulldogs and uh Jeff Bezos care package bro we got a box of beans I want to end the stream right now so I can go home and cuddle with my dogs do you guys ever look at your dogs and cry sometimes when he's so cute no it's usually like I look at them and I think of them dying and then I start crying but I don't want to kill the vibe so po My Booty Kyle I know you're editing this right now thinking to yourself brother it's been 2 hours we got to make a video and you've only watched one two 2 3 4 5 me me me hello are you pooping I got way too much poopy in my booty I know I got way too much poopy in my booty let's watch the next meme I always doing too much like kid alcohol he's spraying that stuff in his face I didn't want that in my lunch oh no my door Dasher is lost he's messaging me do you live in a trailer park toise I clearly live in a multi-million dollar mansion that's definitely not a garage in a trailer park I got a large fry and a qu pounder and a 10 piece chicken nuggets sweet and sour over 1,000 flight delays so if you are waiting for a flight and it keeps getting put back you're probably going arum what the sigma and I cannot blame you that's the guy on TI to coms you're thinking it is yet to cool down at some point this is bad mic help me this one it's a little close to home because I haven't uploaded in so long he was a fairy what what the heck is are those my feet why are my feet the color of carrots why are my feet the color of carrots I'm actually so sorry guys this is ridiculous I'm going to go get my food and in the meantime I'll let you guys watch this go get your food Bo boing boing I just laughed I just laughed at the word boing all right we got a we got a we got a dog with a binky and lasers coming out of his eyes so that's fun that's great is this really better than me singing an autot tune next up we got uh we got Joe Biden at Dairy Queen handing you the L with I cream cone in his hand very funny very Sigma I need that image a PR of kingle a bought a PR a PR of kingles okay wait bro let's be honest we've all given ourselves this exact look praying a kingles the slow just you know this guy is alone he doesn't need to upload this he still did it seems like or maybe he was live this is the realest except defeat moment ever bro why is Slender Man Behind them what is that you look easy to draw I'm offended I I don't know what you mean by that I don't know if that's a compliment but I'm offended immediately okay actually I don't care what any of you say Garrett the Carro here with 3 million subscribers says can confirm he is not easy to draw C said Jake did you know that you look like ball Balby stroganovsky I am serious spitting image um okay here we go uh why does this get funnier the more I watch it I was trying to get a good pick when this happened [Music] bro ain't nobody opening a door this fast coming out of a porta potty maybe going in never going out it's the hammer he's real dude picture oh no what game is this that was stupid stupid I don't know what game that is brother okay yeah Elden ring y you guys strike me as the Elden ring enjoyers I don't have that level of commitment okay to gaming I can't even beat back rooms oh my gosh what the heck is that I can't even beat subnotica oh wait this is just I'm just near the you guys think I'm going to sit through Elden Rings dude the longest game that I've ever played storyline wise was Halo 2 when I was 12 ever since then never happened again okay I played backyard baseball I played RuneScape a lot of other things too but none of them ever had that level of commitment that is dude it's crazy what about G Joe BOS light year the game that's not a thing you're lying that's just you're just saying things at this [Music] point chat chill out chat chill out chill out chill out that was a AI all right that was AI that was AI chill out chat you guys are crazy from an animal self-defense Taekwondo perspective there's a lot for us to unpack here from a from a human experience standpoint first of all I just want to say this guy right here I I don't know who this is this is the most catch a bear in a in a air mattress looking guy I've ever seen we got two different uniforms so this leads me to believe we got some sort of like local Forest Service mixed with local law enforcement action going on so either it's AI generated or this case is is really crossing a lot of different jurisdictions so this ain't his first rodeo that's exactly what it looks like this guy has caught a bear on an air mattress before this might be Friday night funkin I've never played the game but this might be it okay let's just move on bro please stop sending me to do this challenge every Cat's Eyes tells a story and this one is a wait that sounded really oh my gosh I'm actually speedr running okay wait wait a like a like it's the it's oh my gosh dude not the religious thing actually help me out guys I'm about to get canceled for real a je yeah it's when I say it out loud it doesn't sound like G or j u i s it sounds French dip thank you Morgan this is a this I was making a French dip joke okay we are moving on we're moving on guys please don't eat please don't do this this is not good this is not good please don't do this okay gentlemen for this experiment we need to be very very careful so no sudden noises or movement oh no I like that I don't know what that is but it's like the worm from Dune but if Garrett the carrot made the movie Dune Star Wars man everybody's like why you making waffles in the middle of the night [Music] stay had a Gotham I got uh I got a baby Yoda waffle maker if waffles didn't make it to where I had way too much poopy in my booty then I would eat them way more often can you cook other things other than waffles and waffle makers I mean it's just heat right can I cook eggs I it's just sitting in our cupboard that's like what I guys it's crazy cuz that's what I eat my diet pretty much consists of Uncrustables eggs and that's pretty much it actually all right next up we got uh can you finish this chicken sandwich okay W's in chat if you think this is a Rick Roll my senses are tingling it's either a blue lobster moment or it's a Rick Roll if it's neither I will I'll do a backflip I'll do a backflip that's how confident I am that this is one of those two things [Music] okay I got to text my wife just in case I break my neck here we go here we go here we go here we go let's put on some music huh I haven't done this in a while guys I haven't not done this in a while I got to be smart about being dumb it's been so long chat it's been so long since I've done this I almost liked it better when it was over here that's not so bad little like that and then I'm going to just do it now I'm just going to do it now I'm just going to do [Music] it that's as close as I can get dude I'm 30 years old almost I used to be able to do that like it was nothing dude back in the day I'm not going to lie that felt pretty good my wife just texted me saying slay BB that felt good dude that got my heart rate going I can't put my I can't put my bracelet on uh that that is how that could have ended up going I'm really glad that's not how things went for me here we go we got somebody hanging out they got an owl in their hand nope most of us have this thing called instinctual uh or sorry survival instincts where're everything in US is if we're dude have you SE have you put a cucumber next to a cat that's what I'm trying to say have you put a cucumber next to a cat it's in our DNA it's in our DNA to look at these things and say nope that's a nope rope that's where that whole saying comes from nope rope Stakes are meant to be left alone leave walk away they don't have legs for a reason he's got a mouth within his mouth that his tongue goes in tell me that tell me that's a good thing it spits Venom exactly nobody has a mouth mouth just for the heck of it it's always to spit venom [Music] [Applause] a for everybody that thinks this is in a garage here's your proof also I'm sorry Skelly I played a little bit too rough with you I'm so sorry brother can you guys even believe that this is the same spot like it actually looks like a real living room now I just dislike that it makes it look like I live in a mansion when I literally don't so okay okay H tonight I'll get a full 8 hours of inter to see my neighbor's porch light at 1:00 [Music] a.m. okay YouTube overlords this is performed by professionals on a Clos paramedics closed paramedic course with has it been this long I forgot my line closed course with paramedics nearby thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you that feels like a really bad idea that seems like a fire hazard and a half so let's not do that I don't even think bro hit that hard he's overreacting for [Applause] real oh man that's nice holy smokes dude that is funny bro I need one of these give me one of these Hey Jake what did he do to that chicken he it looks like he punched it in the in the in the neck that uh strikes a cord in me though when you get the wind knocked out of you and you have that like first breath back at first you're like you guys have you guys ever been there that could have been how this ended for me every cat size tells a storyboy okay no I'm get it off of you okay sorry you know what partner uh maybe this town is big enough for the two of us I I don't I wouldn't feel too good about leaving you out there on the Old Country Road you can't just kick a guy like this out of your town you got to kind of see it through you can't just leave this guy out dude get it off all right cool next up we got PlayStation 1 and PS5 Graphics side by side brother to compare a GMC all right yep you're out accurate that's an accurate statement good meme very good folded hands appreciate you all right next up you are my best friend we will go for walkies and we will go on a pick AET and we will have so much fun forever and ever and ever not a fan of that not a fan of that I don't like when people make that kind of a voice where it sounds like you're talking to a little stupid dog Patrick under his rock you know what I mean I just don't like that sorry I don't find that funny my best friend you are my best friend it's one thing to joke about it it's another thing to be like genuinely serious you why does my tongue look like that what's wrong with my tongue oh no keep me in your thoughts and prayers my tongue is white I don't know what that means I might have been spitting too hard bro is straight up dissing Markiplier no no no say cap say cap please say cap right now please say cap right now please tell me that's not Markiplier don't use in chat if that's Markiplier Chad I'm so cooked I'm so cooked daddy Markiplier I'm basically unemployed with the fries in the back Mark don't if with that Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Mar liar I'm so sorry ew they didn't salt the fries why did Markiplier do that hey everybody [Music] sque that's a demon that's a demon don't laugh at it bro can we check in on this person can you help this dog with your bark oh yeah yeah I could I I'll do my bark with autotune [Applause] [Music] though somewhere in my childhood I've seen this dog something to do with Scooby-Doo okay we're moving on the evil minion making a death potion for the first time this is funny um I just am trying to understand like does he have did he go this hard for the bit that he set up an entire medieval Corner in his room or does he like lar on the side and then just you know tack this little joke on Spooky Island purple demons bro that might be it actually let me look it up really quick yes oh my gosh dude I knew this bro this mess with my head as a kid dude I hated that movie why did they do that why did they make that movie so scary I will never forgive freaking Hollywood okay for many things but specifically the Scooby-Doo liveaction movie was absolutely trash it scarred me it messed me up and then the other side of it was freaking the spin-off of Toy Story Buzz Lightyear bro Buzz Lightyear like the evil Buzz Lightyear cartoon movie as a kid no why Buzz Lightyear cursed cartoon don't type that in don't type that in the internet don't type that in the internet all right we're going to move on we're moving on we're moving on do not type that why bro stop we got chupacabras bro so many of these are like triggering childhood memories right now do you mean Buzz Lightyear Star Command uh let me look yes I hate that movie with a passion it was so scary dude it was so scary what's up guys just got my new cat it's pretty cool what the that that is funny okay Markiplier take notes Markiplier also somebody said Jake what are your opinions on Courage the Cowardly Dog the worst show in the history of mankind Jake most controversial opinion uh your parents love you so sorry I'm actually sorry sorry uh okay where you I'm actually sorry dude I'm so sorry that's not true see I feel I feel conflicted right now because I'm making eye contact with it but if you make eye contact with it through a ring camera are you okay right the Ops dun took his [Music] Apple every Cat's Eyes tells the story you guys know the lore I don't think this cat has eyes I'm looking in there and all I see is Darkness because the OB dun did take his ass apple and an apple a day keeps your soul away oh gosh what is this I got to sneeze I hate yeah I enjoyed that as well I'm honestly having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that my sneeze is like a common IRL joke in my friend groups growing up my sneeze has always been a thing I'm having a moment right now where I'm like I can't believe my sneeze is an internet meme anyways next up and topic with a Sprinkle of Parmesan a lot of a lot of edible cat jokes tonight I'm not sure what this is about not sure if we're all right TF was that my brother's on Minecraft Too Much what was [Music] that I don't think it's sped up I think it just like cuts a couple frames at the end I don't know dude you might need need to get out you might need to get off the computer you actually might need to go outside that actually might be the right answer here imagine not water bucket clutching that [Applause] though couldn't be me couldn't be me dude my grandson in 2090 hey Grandpa Tell Me a Story me okay but it's going to be a long one if this is to do with Five Nights at Freddy's the thing is brother if you want to talk about this lore where we starting we could start with screwdriver Jeff the pizzeria mom equals nurse Gabriel's Father William Aton where are we starting that is not a French Bulldog but that pug is enjoying his time in France that's for dang sure Lau okay wait guys sorry if you're under 21 close your ears everybody else I got something to tell you if you guys want to know the lingo right like if you're in America like if you want something on Ice you would be like on the Rocks Manhattan on the Rocks right that's like something you would say if you know the language and if you're like learning English you would be like one drink for me right anyways if you want another drink in France you say litur it means a a little sister or something which I don't fully understand but in France it means another drink is how you like if you say that they're going to be like something like that anyways okay next up blushes beef strudel can we just admit homie he has had the biggest like human glowup ever where he went from looking the most alien to the most human of all time can we talk about this have you guys seen this lately like some of the podcast he's been on he looks so human I don't know how to wrap my head around it Mark with the beard is true Riz is that what it is he has a beard now I don't know what it was but something about it he got that human update for sure all right we got me watching memes if sometimes sometimes life don't be going on tell [Music] intend it to be that way you think you're Sigma I'm Sigma I'm very nice we're going to move on we got uh somebody driving down the road hit the hyper Drive we're jumping in the light speed that is the best feeling driving through snow especially especially if you have a if you have a Subaru got that little boxer engine I missed the snow it's been way too hot here lately I eat cement okay every Cat's Eyes tells a story and this one is an aggregate did I use that word correctly any uh cement people in any any cement people in chat did I use that word correctly you eat cement okay I just watched memes there we go uh the bird's nest no one freak out but I think we have an owl Among Us who that's a thing I don't wait that's actually pretty funny I do enjoy The Who jokes you know bro looking for Jess I thought Walter White had like a boomer build not freaking like look at this this guy's pecs precede his steps wait a second everybody spam let bro cook I'm so strong I'm so SI my PS proceed my steps Jesse Jesse where are you I think this song is in the wrong key that's what's going on guys my this song is in the wrong key I've been cooking up in the lab I've been cooking up in the lab I ain't got no dead but I just got them PS I got those pigs that proceed my steps I got pigs bigger than your way Eng SP your way don't move everybody freeze English or he got big that proce steps you got in that bag I'm trying to decide is this the New York background it doesn't look like New York what city are we looking at right now let me put on detective music and we're going to figure this out everybody we got a Skyline we got water and we got a spaghetti donut I think this might be Brooklyn oh this might be Chicago over here I also thought that looks a lot like the Canadian cities oh is it the Canadian cities huh let me take a closer look yep just as I suspected that's a spaghetti donut all right we got a cat all right we'll see you later I'm going to church yeah pray for me Peter don't turn into marketable blushies Peter bro why does this always happen I'm coughing because I'm I exerted myself physically and then within two memes there's somebody coughing sounding this happens so much dude I'll I'll watch something and then like just the most neat meme that could have popped up pops up FY were you here for my backflip oh you missed it bro I hit a backflip I'm just glad I didn't break my ankles brother but fuzy it seems like you need to be in a hospital brother I don't know what you just tried to say dysfunctional is perhaps the word you're thinking of I think either way you should go check out a hospital you told me fruy yeah but if it was on the street he would have po right now oh man holy SM that's the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life ruy I love you brother ruy is your enter button broken and your backspace button broken as well or on introducing the mix struggle uh been there brother let me tell you what okay another this is back to back huh back to back we got M&M's in this one the color of that that makes me want to that makes me want to that that makes me want to absolutely throw up dude you can tell the level of my mental health based on the amount of el Montery like $1 burritos and totinos like rectangular pizzas however many of those are in my freezer is like a direct equivalent to what what my mental health is doing basically I feel like food tells you a lot about where you're at mentally this doesn't feel like you're in a good spot W pretend like we didn't see that and we're just going to watch this my soul left my body it's a Rick Roll Rick Roll I can't get that back now Rick Roll W snapping turtles we love snaping Turtles dude they are a funny creature because if you think about it right from an animal self-defense Taekwondo standpoint the tortoise or turtle is known to be a secure strong shelled animal but the snapping turtle is an oxymoron we teach all about that in my animal stuff to fun Taekwondo class uh so if you guys want to sign up for those lessons please do check it out jon.com uh all right looks like we got somebody this is like a dude this feels like a behind the scenes of some Neil Neil red n red thank you sorry he has cured my insomnia I have no clue about anything chemistry related I've never enjoyed watching oil get turned into soap and vice versa and all that sort of thing if you you guys haven't watched n red go watch him it's so nice this definitely looks like a behind the scenes picture of that unless there's a point of the is this broccoli actually is there a point that I'm missing I'm just I'm just doing my best here guys that looks like cement overcooked muffin okay I could actually see overcooked muffin I actually just don't know what I'm supposed to be seeing right now Pharaoh's snail brother did you just cast a spell on me please undo it don't ever say that again in my chat mods can we ban the term Pharaoh's snail okay last one and then have a good night everybody if you are feeling inclined there is a song I made for you a ways up on the Discord got to hit me with that okay I bu what you doing here get out of here bu where is this song Cy oh my [Music] gosh okay this is not real this never happened uh if you guys weren't here I told the story about how I got fire almost fired from Costco because I used to sling about 500 chickens a day it's kind of a big deal best in the Northwest I almost got fired cuz my manager walked in while I was eating some leftover chicken in the freezer that we were going to have to basically throw away and so I just wanted a little snack and uh unfortunately I got caught and this was pretty much what my boss saw unfortunately dude I wish I looked I wish I looked I wish it looked this good the barrel that I was standing over was a literal trash can when my manager saw this POV you know in hindsight I would have said that I was stealing from the company too that feels like theft that this feels this feels this feels like somebody needs to be fired where's the song okay as a mod [Applause] [Music] that's I don't know if we I don't know if we collectively understand what the word song means here we go here we go here we go here we go I'm sorry I don't know why this is like healing my soul dude I something about autotune man it just like it's just hidden for me right now I need you guys to spam Lord about the channel Skelly is so so dead 24hour stream failure upload schedule is literally worse than anybody else on the internet Stormtrooper costume that's sitting in the corner of my shop collecting dust because it hurts me down there to wear that I'm sorry if you didn't need to hear that I shave my mustache bought a Hamp van I got a Star Wars Lego set then I gave it to my friend cuz I couldn't finish that that was way too much for me to commit to one chip challenge I almost deleted that off the internet because I didn't want to end and encourage anybody to have the worst diarrhea of their lives that was literally the hottest Co car that I ever did push out my insights I wish I never would have done that cuz I cried on my bathroom floor can I please give one gr I can't do that in the key of the e or the key of G I don't know what key I'm in right now it's the key of me thanks for listening [Music]