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हां भाई बेगम तुम्हारे भाई के दोनों बेटे आ रहे हैं अभी अभी बात हुई है मेरी जरा घर की सफाई वफाई करो नाश्ते का प्रोग्राम करो यार वो क्यों आ रहे हैं तुम्हें पता नहीं कितने शैतान है होंगे मेरे भाई के बेटे बेटे मत बुलाओ उन्हें अरे चुप हो जा बच्चे तो शैतान होते ही है उनका काम ही शैतानी करना होता है तुझे पता नहीं है हम कितने शैतान थे बचपन में तुम्हें पता है कितने बड़े वाले मेरे भतीजे तुम्हारी चूतड़ों में हाथ डाल के मुट्ठी खोल देंगे इतने बड़े वाले शैतान है i Read more

Category: Comedy

Thank you so much for being here. glad to be here. i am so excited to have you both on in this moment in particular. there's been a real vibe shift here with kamala harris entering the race. and rebecca, you wrote this incredible article that i felt so beautifully articulated this collective feeling... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more

Category: Comedy

(upbeat music) - the first question somehow ended up on the auto industry rescue. - and i know he keeps saying, "you wanted to take detroit bankrupted." well the president took detroit bankrupted. you took general motors bankrupted. you took chrysler bankrupted. that was precisely what i recommended,... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more

Category: Comedy

-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

आज तो देखो क्या करता हूं मैं आजा पिल्ले इधर अबे आजा बे डौगी इस रामा अरे बाप रे बाप अरे मेरा ी को क्या रे बाप रे बाप बचाओ रे अरे कुछ देखो रे बाप अरे मेरे डौकी अरे ये हरे कहां चल अरे मेरे डौकी को बचा रे अरे क्या कर अरे ये कैसे हड्डी बन गया जी अब मैं क्या करूं अरे बाप रे बाप कै ह हो गया कैसा लगा मेरा मजाक Read more

Category: Comedy

Keke palmer, welcome to the daily social distancing show. (chuckles) hey, how are you? it's good to see you, man. hey, i'm living, you know? living as-as best as i can during these times. and, uh, before we get into the-the heftier side of, you know, what's happening in life, i wanted to start off with... Read more

Category: Comedy

बचपन में मैंने सोचा था जो होगा देख लूंगा लेकिन अब जो हो रहा है देख ही नहीं पा रहा क्यों ऐसा क्या हो रहा है जो आप देख नहीं पा रहे कल गली में लड़ाई हो गई बताओ किसकी मैं सो रहा था ना देख ही नहीं पाया Read more

Category: Comedy

सुहाग रात वाले दिन अगर मेरी बीबी ने जोर से चिल्ला दिया तो मेरे घर वाले क्या ही सोचेंगे मेरे बारे में कि कैसा जानवर लड़का पाल रखा है और अगर वह नहीं चिल्लाई तो फिर मैं क्या सोचूं अपनी बीवी के बारे में कि मेरे स्टेडियम का पहला खिलाड़ी मैं ही नहीं था बात तो सही है स्वा Read more

Category: News & Politics

Taylor swift endorses kamala harris Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could ride out a pegasus with... Read more

Category: Entertainment

welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there abc news did reach out to the city manager there he told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] here we are less than two months out from the election and we've basically got a tide race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more