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but I'll tell you none of these women even compare's mom stiffler's mom is a goddess stiffler's mom yep [ __ ] I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stephanie took some MILF what the hell is that m-i-l-f Mom I'd like to [ __ ] yeah oh yeah yeah Sherman what's going on yeah uh don't you think you fell as a could try a little tact I got company if you know what I mean she's hot if Sherman has sex before I do I'm gonna be really pissed Sherman the sherminator [Music] Bill the healthy ladies what are you doing dude oh my God foreign no no not lost just um you know taking the tour [Music] hey uh thank you for letting us have this wonderful party as if there was an alternative in the matter so you're enjoying yourself three sheets to the wind man I'm so happy for you but it takes the edge off doesn't it so where's your little date tonight oh no date it was a bathroom incident pardon me never mind you have anything to drink kegs are upstairs that is what the creatins drink I'm talking about alcohol liquor the good stuff all right I got some Scotch single malt aged 18 years the way I like it why don't you go grab a glass from the bar I think I should allow me so I said this is very obviously a Pierre de la Francesca so uh if you object if I said that you were quite striking Mr Finch are you trying to seduce me yes ma'am I am [Music] you're dead foreign [Music] how did you do that magic you did [Music] Tantra [Music] everything I know that makes me believe [Music] the best summer ever huh fellas absolutely yeah sorry uh things didn't work out for you Finch Kevin these are great I have all the time in the world so we gonna do this every summer oh yeah we are of course we are a gentleman well we're gonna try foreign [Music] how did you know I was here I called a couple of weeks ago didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime I guess it uh slipped his mind hey what's your name what's Janine [Music] Janine okay uh well I've been thinking and you know I'm 19 years old and there's a whole world out there I can't be obsessed with one woman just can't be I'm glad you're learning Cincy good good you want to get it on you better clear your schedule [Music] give me like uh three days wait was that yeah I think it was I think so too who the hell was that that was uh that was someone was lost looking for the lake yeah yeah all turned around what a dumbass the lights right there incredible Finch gets so lucky ah what are you worried about you got a girlfriend now everything in let's go Pony up dog years the weights yeah I do yeah I do I have a girlfriend now yeah she's my girlfriend all right Jimbo let's go let's go Hey where's shipwreck the movies took the bus coffee wait a second who the [ __ ] was in that car um [Music] thank you foreign

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