Let's Read the Proud Boys Membership Manual | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

[Music] hey everybody Robert Evans here uh this week is uh mandatory time off uh for our company because of the legally recognized holiday thingamajig so you know we're big fans of just letting people not work so we're not working or didn't work for half of this week which is why there's only one behind the bastards episode also this is a winner that we recorded a while ago uh so heads up you know it's it might be one or two dated references in this but it's a good one it's a good one you know it's me Katie Cody we're talking about the proud boys it's funny [Music] what secretly responsible for the Bay of Pigs my Cody Johnson this is behind the bastards a podcast for myself Sophie and Katie Stoll confront Cody over his involvement in the attempt by the United States to destroy Cuban sovereignty code Cody what do you have to say about it for yourself a word about this but by all of my actions and any quote from me um do your worst all right yeah history history it already happened so yeah I guess you can't shame the guilty when they when they Embrace their crimes yeah yeah that's right go ahead yeah is this a show um post-shame Society no true Health and Longevity release your shame why did you pull the air support at the last minute wouldn't you I mean yes I would have Okay so softball what a fun goof what a fun goof are we goofing about a fun moment from history that everybody enjoyed um especially full of fun little Goofs and moments that's what everybody says about history yeah so I brought you all here today to talk a little bit about friends of the Pod uh the proud boys um yeah yeah Cody Katie I know you're both big stands of the old proud boys um I'm gonna guess I don't need to introduce this with too much detail you're all aware of who they are as an organization everyone's aware that they played a major role in January 6th and five of them uh from the leadership are on trial right now for sedition you know hey everybody Robert here in the month since we've recorded this all of those guys were found guilty of sedition so um not not on trial anymore guilty of sedition yeah that's right yeah these these [ __ ] these [ __ ] guys yeah do they still uh uh dance with uh um uh what's his name uh Roger Stone I mean right now everybody's being a little more careful uh but yes I mean sure like I mean sure right yeah um yeah so there's like five of them who are on trial right now all of them are kind of like leadership people there's guys like Joe Biggs Dominique pizzola um you know uh Ethan Nordeen um that like people who had been I mean I've met most of these guys um and they like as a result oh yeah it was a real real crowning moment of my life uh Robert I never took you to be such a name dropper oh yeah no I uh I'm I'm tight with all of them so you know when you have when you get charged with sedition by the federal government there's going to be a process called Discovery wherein which the the prosecutors have to provide to the defense all of the evidence that they want to introduce for that trial right because you have a right this is one of our our civil liberties you have a right when you're being charged with a crime to know what the evidence against you is which is a a very important thing I don't need to defend civil rights to this audience but one of the things that means is that the government has been putting out all of the things they want to introduce in the evidence which has included a bunch of internal calls from the proud boys and their signal chats because they just had a signal chat it was I think literally titled like sedition or something where they talked about their their seditious conspiracies Geniuses call it like cookies or something my God it's so funny track of all the code names then you're gonna need a document just assume that all of them are about sedition no no this is why I've made we Sophie and I have made the Cool Zone work chat just titled seditious conspiracies because it seems like such a good idea yeah um so one of the things that has gotten introduced into evidence as a result of all this is a manual that the proud boys had for conducting meetings and like starting you know your own whatever proud boy organization um and that entire manual is now available online in its entirety and we're going to read it uh before we do that I want to note this was specifically introduced for the trial of Dominique pizzola who's a [ __ ] proud boy um and his lawyer is trying to block prosecutors from mentioning it at the trial um the defense attorney noted that like he thought that some things in the document including the proud boy masturbation policy might influence jurors in a negative way quote the document is riddled with Politically Incorrect remarks and assertions which would cause moster many Americans to recoil an anger hatred and discussion that's his defense lawyer your reason to keep it from The Trial well your honor my my client's a piece of [ __ ] so if you let people know that could be a real problem let me know that they're extremely racist and awful why would you you're honor you don't understand that these guys suck ass not wrong I don't know if that's how the law works uh no it's not how the law is going to work the it's our I mean there's a reason that I have this manual right now exactly um so I'm going to start reading this now um first page is titled proud boys Meetup Stations of the congregation station one like a stations of the cross reference probably right probably right yeah bold type is not to be read aloud before the meetings begin clear the area of all women and of men who are not at least first degree yeah you don't want any girls around in your secret club meeting yeah you're proud girls allowed there are no well I mean this is actually a major topic of contention within the proud boys oh sure yeah there is like an auxiliary ladies organization um the proud boys girls I think it's called what is the problem that's so funny yeah there's some Organization for the proud boys you have to be in a relationship with a proud boy to be a proud boys girl I believe so uh um yeah yeah uh if doors cannot be closed the proud boys assemble to an area that is as secluded as possible this area is protected by two main guards who are assigned to monitoring the perimeter the following is to be read aloud by the brother in charge Brothers we are about to open this Council in the first section all persons not having received the honors of membership in the first degree shall please retire from the chamber the doors shall now be closed and the guards assume their positions Brothers do you vouch that all present are in possession of first-degree membership all members say yes sir repeat after me I am a western chauvinist all right come on come on guys it works I'm just gonna I'm just gonna read the rest of the Pledge because the yeah I am a western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world and everybody repeats all that and then new members raise your hands welcome gentlemen to the greatest fraternal organization in the world what happens at this meeting is only to be discussed among other proud boys in the Federal agents that you talk to when you give up your fellow proud boys [Laughter] you are our brother now we have your back as you have ours we don't care what race you are or what your sexual preference is the only prerequisite of this organization is that you're a man and you recognize that the West is best we will commence this meeting by reading a passage from Pat Buchanan's the death of the West guys wrote books about how Hitler was not that bad Pat Buchanan oh God Robert yeah it does note not American chapters should neglect to recite the italicized sentence at the end of paragraph two excited for when we get there keep that one in mind oh my God as I read this section um bold font type is not to be read out loud are you going to read that out loud for us though yes yes that was the Bold type I'm gonna read everything exactly great yeah you tell us read this sentence yeah don't read this sentence if they're not Americans so this is just yeah yeah that's very it's very silly it's all right just don't write this can you make sure to write to to let us know when it is I'll let you know thank you that's only not to be read for people not in the U.S so like the Canadian proud boys back before the proud boys were declared to terrorist organization in Canada all right as fair-minded and mostly Christian folks we can see that there is truth in the indictment of America's past our fathers did participate in slavery we did practice segregation our treatment of the Indians was not what one should have expected of people to whom The Sermon on the Mount was divine command but having internalized a guilt that gnaws at their souls these Republicans in their lifelong crespur Absolution are easy prey for confidence Men like Jackson and Sharpton who run the big sting the truth in the story of slavery in the slave trade Western man was among the many villains but Western man was also the only hero for the West did not invent slavery but it alone abolished slavery had it not been for the West African rulers would still be trafficking in the flesh of their Kinsmen slaves after all were the leading cash crop of the friends of Mansa Musa in Mauritania and Sudan today slavery has returned to the deafening Silence of intellectuals who have built careers on the moral Shakedown of America and the west and this is the italicized part that you're not supposed to read to foreigners America was a segregated Society but in no other Nation do people enjoy greater Freedom opportunity and prosperity than here in the United States you're not supposed to read that one in Canada I want to offend our International yeah yeah you don't want to hurt their feelings the time for apologies has passed but if Middle America believes that capitulations and reparations will buy peace in our time it deludes itself if there were no more demands the race racketeers would have to find a new line of work but as long as the silent majority Keeps Us seating to their demands they will keep making them time to just say no and that's interesting I mean for one thing it ignores the fact that uh there were a number of places in which slavery was abolished throughout history the Persian Empire the Persian Empire who fought against the West you know yeah um cool stuff um very good uh it's it's it's great and also that the slave trade that was abolished by Western men was also created entirely by them and slavery was fundamentally different before in the Atlantic slave trade started up Collective use of factors history it's just it's just bad it's just like that it's it's it's what you'd call Pat Buchanan grade history I forgot that was Pat Buchanan talking yeah yeah ah good man terrible man raise a glass and say we're getting to the toasts I'm excited for this raise a glass and say a toast to the greatest civilization on Earth and The Men Who Built it Uhuru everyone says Uhuru I would also like to make it oh yeah they do that all the time I would also like to make a toast to the entrepreneurs who risk everything to improve our lives to the entrepreneurial entrepreneur yeah thank God for the entrepreneurs who I don't know created a fake taxi cab company that lights Venture Capital Money on fire in order to try it by their own introduction to their meeting it's so funny uh and the housewives that create human life shape it and build the communities in which we live to the housewives to free speech the First Amendment to free speech and to our guns the Second Amendment to guns these responses are making me feel like some song in Hamilton uh-huh yeah I I do I do want to hear Manuel Miranda's to guns or like an even worse lovely poem yeah yeah yeah yeah there we are to the heroes who answer yeah to the heroes who answered their country's call and ultimately laid down their life so we may maintain our Great Society to the veterans and our honored dead and everybody repeats that and finally to the parasites both on the streets and in the White House who want to attack us and take what we earn to the trespassers who want to sabotage our culture our family and our way of life you win a war well you've got one to all of our enemies both high and low everyone says Bring It On ah just very well written yeah for as cocked as you people are by the folks that you hold water for and it's it's so funny it's like especially like you you finally got your little your little war and then you all turned on each other immediately afterwards because it turns out that yeah War involves a degree of personal risk which none of you were actually willing to suffer which is why you all rolled on each other uh oh my God Brothers before we close this meeting are there any matters we need to settle before the Sharia Court what yeah you just say to me yeah yeah they I I think I'm sure it's a Sharia law joke I guess um not a good one if you feel right yeah yeah it's like because this isn't you don't have your own set of laws that you've you've listed out here in any way like it's it's a weird statement it's just a bad joke it's it's it's classic Republican humor yeah yeah did they start it with oh my God or is that you uh reacting no that was that was that was me reacting good question Cody good question important because I want like peppered in like every other sentence for them to go wowie here's the next thing oh my gracious my so anyway after that yeah you they ask if you've been wronged by a brother or someone has been banished but unfairly let it be heard now before me and we will settle it like men and then you have to present your grievance and then there's a defense if the defendant isn't present he has to just submit a defense in advance so they just don't hear the case which is interesting I guess they don't try people in absentia and the proud boys should reoccurred that's good um yeah yeah yeah comforting the matter is now settled we remain as brothers first degrees who wish to get their second degrees raise their hands we will be performing second degrees throughout the night I now declare this meeting adjourned Raise Your Glass Uhuru proud of your boy God this is so cringy yeah yeah it's um it's there like little slogan that they took from another group of people like it's it it this is a who is like a thing that exists um it's um uh Swahili noun for Freedom um I think they are stealing it because of the Uhuru movement um which was like a socialist African International movement in the 70s um but yeah it's it's it's just them yeah being you know stealing uh yeah and like and yeah yeah normal proud boys stuff yeah Freedom also proud of your boy I think it's very funny oh Cody you're not ready for what's coming oh no I mean oh yay uh for listeners uh which I'm sure you know this but yeah the proud boy's name came from uh Aladdin yes one of The Originals one of the original songs I'm so excited to tell you this so what we've read before is all the the next thing that this lets us know is that what we've already read is that's all that's required of a proud boys meeting and then the next thing that they usually like to do is play a song station two and then so the next part of this is the entire lyrics to the song proud of your voice oh [ __ ] it I think they sing it yeah oh hell yeah let's see um I mean yeah because there's like yeah there's stuff in here about how you're supposed to like um if you're going to a bar you should try to find a bar that has proud of your boy on the jukebox which I don't know if that actually is a thing because this is a song that was not in it's not in the movie yeah like I'm surprised that it's available to view like a version of it on like YouTube like you can I'm sure it was started as like a DVD special features exactly yeah why would that why would any yeah Disney musical be on a jukebox I'm sure there well that seems like maybe because most of those most of them are now have like internet connections and [ __ ] oh oh yeah yeah but also most of them don't have very much music at least the ones right but like a jukebox jukebox I doubt they'll have and if they do it's not gonna have like a cut song from Aladdin no it'll be like almost certainly right yeah it'll be the best of Disney musicals which proud of your boy is not not gonna be on there um yeah I think my apologies to Alan Merkin but menkin sorry my favorite musical based bit of nominee yeah American's a pubic wig yeah yeah have you guys ever did you guys ever hear that or read that Vice article where that guy just went to his local bar and played the boys are back in town over and over again for dinner until my family wasn't kicked him out uh that's one of my favorite pieces of Internet comments uh stand up bit about uh he did the same thing for uh uh what's new Pussycats oh and like it was just this slow process and he just tells the story of like watching this one dad at a table getting angrier and angry just losing his mind uh that's that's always good um so he does say right underneath this the lyrics to the song it says it is healthy to sing our anthem at least once a night but this isn't always possible ideally we seek out venues that have a jukebox with this song available so there you go it is hard to sing this at least once a night yeah it's good for you um it is it is funny that in this song the person singing it says that they're a late bloomer which isn't an inaccurate way to look at all of The Proud boys um if late maybe still needs to yeah yeah they have some blooming yet to do yeah stunted maybe is another word I don't know yeah Cody if if it had me my druthers together we would force you to to get out your mandolin and play proud of your boy but um uh where I'll play a song I've never heard uh yeah but um I don't want to subject this uh people to this no no you know what I think is a better idea Cody get out your mandolin play this song We'll go to ads so that only we hear it and none of the fans ever get to hear it um see if I can find out I think that's a good plan all right awesome [ __ ] enjoy these ads we're gonna listen to Cody yeah [Music] ah and we're back so fast that was the best live music I think I've ever heard thank you I and the way that you just extemped for 35 straight minutes uh it was really impressive you added a lot to it I think yeah thank you this is honestly beautiful yeah and it kind of like to recreate oh yeah yeah no if only we'd been recording yeah I actually I I bumped the the recorder uh right well started out it was like you know something took me over like yeah you were channeling me yeah exactly it is healthy to sing every night I'm gonna start doing it I think we're all proud boys now okay so now the next bit of this this packet is how to perform The Three Degrees after all of the lyrics too proud of your boy yes all of the lyrics to The Cut Disney song proud of your boy um so here's how to perform the three you know the different degrees of membership first degree all that's required here is that the proud boy publicly declares the following I'm a western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world public is open to interpretation we don't allow Anonymous contributions to the proud boys because that isn't proud We also don't accept trans men because they aren't boys it is up to that chapter's discretion to determine how the public the first degree declaration how public the first degree declaration is at the very least it must be said on video and submitted to the chapter the very most it is said in every possible public platform available second degree okay oh no oh I was the whole everything who refuses to like you didn't do anything yeah like you're not even saying like I'm a western chauvinist and I'm proud of my Heritage and my ancestors you did X and Y like there's so many things unpack there they can know but like even the things we just had another one of these guys in Portland get arrested for being a child molester like you did not create the modern world your pieces of [ __ ] yeah you're [ __ ] right you're you're pissing on the modern world and being a [ __ ] monster Jesus Christ all right yeah well good anyway second degree five cereals the counter a brother not involved in this fight who counts each cereal well who counts each cereals that's how it's written after determining its validity leads this ritual before the punching starts the prospect has to repeat his first degree oath I am a western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world then the counter says you will Now list five breakfast cereals well the prospect recites the cereals five proud boys pound him shots to the head and blow the belt are discouraged but not against the rules the proud boy receiving his licks is not meant to fight back although doing so does not negate his second degree degree after the it's like yeah you guys do whatever yeah after the beating don't fight back but life you can fight back yeah so you can it's fine yeah after the beating the brother gets a hug from the counter as he says welcome aboard and everyone says proud of your boy several times just several yeah however many more than once you in secluded areas have tried to have friends give them their second degree and submit it to a chapter for verification this doesn't work those in remote areas have to create their own chapter and make sure the five men punching them are at least first degree proud boys I love that I love that there's some sad person out there who like whoever he technically calls a friend to be like will you come over and punch me one in Brooklyn I want to get into this club I need to I've been practicing my I've been practicing my cereals and I need you to come hit me it's that is why the cereals in some way this is obviously we are in the process I don't know when this will come out as opposed to those episodes but as we record this I'm in the process of putting together a massive series on like the the actual historical Illuminati and different secret societies and like all secret societies do to some extent are based in like nonsense like it's an important aspect of them is like weird nonsense that is it kind of takes everyone out of the regular world and puts them into a different ideally heightened reality uh so in some ways this is in line with that but it's also like you know a good secret societies would like pretend to do magical rituals and stuff this is much sillier um so I don't know I don't know the degree to watch this yeah um instead of like silly and like trying to be creepy or something like which maybe is the point they won't they they're like some of it is tongue-in-cheek obviously but is also very silly yeah yeah it's uh it's good stuff um it's it's fun so uh the next rule oh we like it this is this is good that everyone's gonna enjoy this no wanks oh a proud boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every 30 days that means he must abstain from pornography during that time and if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent thank God the consent part honestly like good for them yeah at least that's in there low bar but they they gingerly stepped over that bar yeah they knocked their foot against that bar as they stepped over yeah but they didn't quite fall down yeah when a few penalty points but no passing the woman may not be a prostitute so wait but also like the you can I mean you can look at porn without ejaculating uh yes no what is no point rule seems arbitrary I think I think it it I think maybe they're just acknowledging that none of them can avoid coming if they look at porn um okay yeah no one follows this rule no I'm I'm yeah I'm sure they they all break it but um yeah no prostitutes I'm sure a lot of them break that role too um yeah where they don't have no kids in there yeah yes considering all right so let me uh let me let me finish reading this so after this woman may not be a prostitute this is our religion and our Pope is the religion's founder Dante Nero men who are away from their wives for extended periods of time have requested video conferencing as a way around the one-yard rule this is not allowed Dante Nero is like a comedian and MMA guy uh I guess he was on Chappelle's Show and Opie and Anthony a lot um yeah again some of this is is them oh and he's a self-help Guru now actually let's go over to Dante Nero's website some of this is them [ __ ] around I'm sure a lot of this is them [ __ ] around and also at the same time they come to take it very seriously because they're inherently ridiculous people um such are such are the the confusing vagaries of right-wing weirdos so the third degree you need the words proud boy tattooed anywhere on your body and you must preserve the tenets of your first and second degree there are no rules on how the words must look though the enormous to pursue the traditional tattoo font of yore yeah there you go that's that's good um I mean I I do know I remember the [ __ ] guy who I had to stand off with in Portland um had proud boy tattooed on his forearms very visibly in all of the photos of him like macing people and shooting them with paintball guns and the proud boys were like oh he's not a proud boy that sounds like he did the only thing you need to do to be I'm sure somebody hit him while naming breakfast cereals like yeah if you're trying to like distance yourself from somebody that gets in trouble it's not good that they've permanently Inked it on their body nah that's uh maybe a sign that you have it that you're in a gang uh yeah it certainly makes it easier to to prosecute people um but that's funny fourth degree this degree is Loosely defined as engaging in a major conflict for the cause being arrested is not encouraged although those who are immediately become fourth degrees because the court has registered a major conflict serious physical fights also count and it's up to each chapter to determine how serious the conflict must be to determine fourth this regulation is not retroactive and it only counts events that occurred after a brother was declared a proud boy so that's good yeah I mean this is a lot of people knew you got to get into yeah I gotta get into fights I do like that you get it automatically if you get arrested um so I think a lot of people were getting their fourth at January 6th congrats everybody you did it finally okay you did it guys you really did it yeah I hope you're proud yeah yeah if somebody gets skipping degrees if someone gets a third degree before their second degree the third degree is placed in a form of stasis until the previous degrees can be completed this also works with those who get a fourth degree before their third if the previous degrees are never completed the degree remains in stasis poor went out for all the proud boys whose degrees are tragically in stasis everybody that's that's a real Heartbreaker sorry folks yeah tragic station four are politics we are not a political group we're a fraternal brotherhood like the Elks Lodge or the Shriners we are a multi-racial group that is socially liberal and welcome welcomes gay members again our only non-negotiable rule is that you are a western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world uh oh and they they clarify here much confusion revolves around the word chauvinist as women tend to assume it means sexist it means a person displaying aggressive or exaggerated patriotism so you submit you're exaggerating things for effect um that's cool wait and they're defining a show being a chauvinism being chauvinistic is being patriotic yeah they sure are like Western Chauvin so like technically chauvinism is just sort of like thinking you're like yeah it's believing that like what a certain thing is superior to everything else like you know like the Western show it's like oh the West is the best and so on yeah exactly but like you could be like Volvo's chauvinist right but generally people associate chauvinism with the sexist part yeah um because that's just where the term gets used the most um yeah for obvious reasons yeah they're reclaiming it yeah exactly almost all our members are pro-trump but there are exceptions are Pope being one of them so I guess Dante Nero doesn't like Trump not a trump guy not a trump guy that's good for him all right um diversity of thought oh wow a piece of ideas Dante Nero's web page finally loaded the the proud boy Pope and it's advertising man School 202. uh so that's good I I gotta read this to you from Dante Nero's man School site in 2006 I received a call from my friend in comedy Mentor Patrice O'Neal to team up on a radio show my 11 year experience as a male stripper gave me a perspective on male female social dynamics seldom experienced okay that's good that's that's fun um this website did take a really long time to load it took so [ __ ] long to load I do apologize I'm sure Dante Nero's man school is great uh very excited man School 202. uh 202 I'm sure he's really ironed out a lot of the problems even better exactly we disavowed Nazis and don't want them at our meetups I've seen a lot of Nazis at y'all's meetups we just about racists and don't want them at our meetups we allow weak beta male virgins to join because our fraternity is about helping men improve their lives and that includes all men if however a proud boy refuses to step up to the plate if he doesn't heed Our advice and try it if he doesn't assimilate and engage with the group you'll be asked to leave our founder Gavin McGinnis peace be upon him also often cites his 10 ways to save America list as a compendium of proud Western beliefs so I guess take a look at that um not gonna do that are you sure Cody are you sure you're not gonna do that um okay well let's check it out you're Never Gonna Save America that way well I want to so fine yeah you want to like that's what you were trying to do with the Bay of Pigs and I think I succeeded so yeah yeah oh uh oh yeah I found the blaze coverage of this outspoken comedians radical plan to save America in 10 easy steps will likely rile up left and right oh god oh I think they're gonna get it yeah they're gonna get into this in the uh that's that's such a funny title um from The Blaze currently being sued for sexual harassment because one of their Chief hosts Eliza [ __ ] Elijah Shaffer was a sex pest who they had to fire oh really yeah no yeah they suck they [ __ ] can't his ass because he was a piece of [ __ ] he was too big a piece of [ __ ] for the blaze that is all right so these are the 10 ways to save America I think you're gonna be surprised by some of these guys number one abolish prison there are too many men in prison right now and we need to fix this mass incarceration problem this obviously doesn't mean bust open the gates right now it means we need to start going in the opposite direction and recognizing the people we put are putting in cages or human beings the following points lend themselves back to this one I don't know that's a that's a solid start right number two the women in prison though oh yeah yeah I also like it I mean they said like it's gonna rile up though right in the left and so there you go okay so far we're good number two give everyone a gun not for free obviously but gun laws are too strict at about 80 of the country and ninety percent of the western world right now it's mostly bad guys who have guns good guys need them too this will help prevent crime look guys there are there guys there are there are children there are half a billion guns in the United States only if that is not enough of them to get into the hands of good guys then that is not part of the problem the more isn't gonna solve it yeah um like there are that whatever you think about gun control the examples of the United States should show you more guns is not a thing that's going to change anything right there are so many guns in this country you can get a gun um if you want yeah yeah I would like to see their research on um the day the data support Point number three researchers right it's like get like give people guns we'll actually sell them to people you can yeah they're doing that now yeah they're doing that man in every state they sell guns so it's like trying to get a gun but can't you can't get more guns than you can get abortion I mean you know sure yeah the the people who are trying to buy guns and can't are convicted felons many of whom are proud boys which I guess that is that is what they're doing right yeah I mean a lot of them do have criminal records I like and did prior to joining number three well then those don't count right yeah yeah they shouldn't because before yeah yeah here's another good one legalize drugs um so that's good well that's odd that's where uh take mcginnis's intervise uh yeah they they do phrase this oddly take away the profits from drugs and you take away gangs and soon prison they're losing their best customers I mean I think that needs an edit pass that's it that's interesting it's an odd way to phrase it um yeah they're like circling a real point there they're circling a real point which is that like the state is paying the private prison industry to keep people incarcerated and also the increasing financialization of stuff like the ability of inmates to make phone calls um yeah that industry makes its money and that's deeply predatory that's a weird way to say that um but okay I'll give it to you I'll give that to you proud boys number four end welfare right now we have incentivized single mothers this is shattered families especially for poor families stop rewarding single mothers for leaving their husbands and we get the family back with fathers comes disciplined and employment with jobs comes less crime oh boy yes single moms are leaving their husbands because welfare is just so good this this is all over the place man it really is yeah oh what yeah I uh I mean a lot of these guys a lot of these guys had their wives lead them leave them because they're pieces of [ __ ] probably who got arrested and sent to prison for committing something sort of [ __ ] up crime yeah hitting them selling [ __ ] fentanyl like whatever they're all who knows what what's going on it's very funny that they're specifically like the problem is too many women leaving their men well maybe you guys are pieces of [ __ ] maybe you [ __ ] suck yeah let's dig a Little Deeper on that yeah also didn't they say like a minute ago that they're not a political organization yes but they're like we gotta end welfare we gotta do this like this is just a political problem political Yeah well yeah they're very I mean obviously they're a political street gang but you know who else is a political street gang uh uh [ __ ] uh blue box Sesame Street Blue Apron the Blue Apron oh that's right you meant ads yeah they they have they have us they have a gang um and I support that gang they're gonna make you your food in little prepped boxes and you're gonna like it it's good [Music] ah we're back having a good time having a great time having a good time number five close the borders we have strayed for we got straight Pro I think they meant to write from we have strayed fro a merit-based immigration policy and have replaced it with open borders we need to build a wall and encourage assimilation no more Spanish schools or Chinese schools everyone speaks English and patriotism is encouraged great great good guys good good for you Outlaw censorship we gotta ban Chinese also no more censorship censorship incredibly funny oh my God the West has thrived with the checks and balances open discussion provides without it fascism thrives we need to fight for free speech not just against the government but against the people who want to shut it down we are now policing ourselves worse than big brother that needs to stop Free Speech includes all speech good and bad and a huge part of this Brotherhood is making sure nobody is prevented from speaking this is obviously our most important cause then why is it number five six Cody six six sorry right above number seven I'm sorry real quick oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we police each other worse than big brother you're claiming that cancel culture is worse than big brother yes uh yes because they're fine with big brother as long as Big Brother uh forces people yeah it makes it illegal to speak Spanish all right well what what they don't like is cancel culture saying hey that's that's kind of [ __ ] up yeah maybe you know cancel culture has absolutely led to Lots of proud boy girls leaving their proud boys yeah it's cancel culture when you can't hold down a job and then you hit your wife and she leaves uh you gotta you gotta blame something other than yourself otherwise what are you doing here boys so I guess we blame women right because we're proud boys we shame the women it's good stuff the most important one so glad we got to it finally yes uh number seven now venerate the housewife proud boys are encouraged to put a ring on it and knock her up we need to make more proud boys the younger encouraged to sow their Wild Oats but as we get older committing to a family becomes more and more important with the family comes a deep respect for the housewife we push back against the feminist notion that shaping human lives is somehow selling out we see Housewives as sentient beings who have an incredible gift mm-hmm yeah proud proud babies um glorify the entrepreneur Western liberalism scoffs at the rich and those who put it all on the line to improve our lives we recognize the incredible sacrifice this takes and we are in awe of all the great entrepreneurs throughout history who got us here proud of your entrepreneurs why don't they name any of them I yeah tell me great question great question nine recognize the West is the best this is just a hate fact America was not stolen from the Indians and it was not built on slavery a hate fact yeah Europe and Britain were not built on colonization we fought hard to be number one and we won all other cultures are not always different what the [ __ ] kind of thing is that to say sorry like oh we didn't colonize we fought hard and won we fought right guys we're like take over I [ __ ] conquered that [ __ ] like what and then made it a colony yep sorry and then now you're the college in the middle of your sentence I just couldn't I couldn't you couldn't contain it I couldn't stop continue I'm I'm so sorry yeah it's uh it's good uh all other cultures are not merely different than us they are worse that's how that ends um oh okay so we didn't uh colonize or conquer anything we merely fought and won against the losers who suck who's yeah every other culture in history again I'd like to just check their sources and their data on where they're getting this information not really yeah yeah no not really so next is uh shut down the government oh we have no respect for the institutions that Rob us of our hard-earned wages we don't expect another man to handle us our freedom and determine our destiny we may not be anarchists but we always want the government brought down to the absolute minimum and it also needs to ban Chinese schools you want to ban the government but you also like want to uh give make sure everyone has a gun and ban like there's I forget which because it's some right winger there's a conservative quote that I actually like the quote they just don't actually they never mean it but it's a I want a government small enough to drown in my bathtub which is a thing that I want legitimately in a lot of ways but is not a thing any conservative actually advocates for um because they have increased and expanded the security state every chance they've gotten they're lying to you they're lying ban the government but also like I want Cops to like rough yeah enemies yeah if you want a government you can drown in your bathtub the cops can't have tanks yeah that's a basic basic part of it these are at odds with each other yeah um will it be boys what'll it be yeah so station five the end this should serve as a general guide for starting your own chapter there has been a lot of talk about whether a Muslim should be allowed in the elders have not settled this nor will they talk about an Antiquated ban on abbos I think they're talking about aboriginals [Music] yeah yeah that's the leaders of The Proud boys that's creepy yeah is abbos what could they what else would that mean I'm gonna check that is that like a slur uh I think it's Aboriginal yeah yeah my guess is it's a slur for Aboriginal people um yeah oh yes the racial slur database has come through yet again maybe they welcome all Races they sure did uh wow there's there's some fascinating ones on here although the racial slur database listed as [ __ ] whereas the proud voice listed as a b b o but there's numerous misspellings in this so that doesn't really mean anything um okay I'm pretty sure that's what that is there are other General guidelines that don't matter what we hate flip-flops and cargo shorts fedoras are banned we like to stick to Classics like Levi's Chuck Taylor van era's Clarks desert boots J.Crew wingtips Pendleton Woolrich Filson and Ray-Bans we in Classics we encourage proud boys to be well dressed in colored shirts especially when talking to the media the uniform which is not mandatory but highly encouraged for rallies is a black Fred Perry polo with gold piping a goal for the club is for people who try to shut down free speech to see a deep sense of fear when they see the black and gold appear at a rally it signifies a group of men who are prepared to fight back a recommended shoe is the black red wing classic moccasin toe boot bootleg proud boys t-shirts are all over the Internet and there is no official one as of yet we encourage the free market and enjoy seeing proud boys benefit from their own club each individual chapters have full autonomy we fully believe in chapter rights and have no mandatory terms outside of the West is the best this is not a Gavin McGinnis fan club although the movement was created via the Gavin McGinnis show men members haven't even seen the show this is about taking our civilization back this is about rebuilding the patriarchy there are dozens of chapters and they are all over the world we have a proud boy in the White House Lucian Windridge not anymore yeah holy all right yeah we have proud boys making international headlines as they destroy the left Mike cernovich Charles C Johnson again not political though household names oh yeah there are charity events fundraising rallies for free speech and Legions of proud boys girls and even a comedy tour uh not anymore we are creating documentary shows podcasts and changing the course of history it's incredible to be it's an incredible time to be proud of who you are we tried shame and apologies it didn't work it's more than just a time to say no it's time to fight uh which they did on j6 and uh it didn't didn't go well for them and yeah yeah they didn't get to hang so that's all very funny oh that's extremely funny um I do like the they slipped in um did they prefer moccasin-toed boots um but uh also boot uh it's like I mean it's a boot that uh it draws from like moccasins oh right right but also you should finish your sentence oh just that like it's you know they're like this big like Western Civilization we invented it we're the best we did everything well why are you using uh the other cultures uh right right so for your boots why do you prefer moccasins well they've huh taken a few things yeah exactly let's talk a little bit about what happened after all of these proud boys get arrested so January 6th they're very happy so there's another manual they have yeah what to do um no they had not so they had not really um prepared properly for this and it's it's very funny because like in the wake of everything falling apart for them um there was a uh uh like a signal Voice Chat thing that they had that again got recorded um or sorry it was through telegram so they had like a big this was in like February I think first after it became clear that the feds were coming for everybody who was at j6 um where they had this like big panicked meeting um and it's it's very funny um like because they they had all of these different like voice notes where they had talked about storming the capital before um and then after this everybody's panicking all of the people who weren't at January 6th were like yelling at the people who were at January 6th and being like you guys have [ __ ] us you didn't have any kind of opsec and like now everyone's going to get arrested and we're screwed like and antifa has better opsec than we do it was really funny um so yeah that's good it's very funny it's taking so long to get to that conclusion yeah we're laughing the proud boys are still a threat they they still are an organization that can do that like will continue to do damage they've been behind a lot of these like um school board meetings you know there's always proud boys at these protests that like drag shows and lgbtq events um like they're still dangerous and [ __ ] up but it is worth noting that for all of this like rhetoric they have about being this great fraternal organization of of real men who understand masculine values the instant the state Crackdown they all [ __ ] rolled on each other um yeah that's because they aren't proud men they're proud boys yeah they certainly weren't proud when the FBI came to their doors um they they became less proud uh uh and more boys yeah yeah anyway that's what yeah well this was a fun little treat yeah had a nice time everybody happy everybody feel good about it I'm happy and proud now I'm proud of my boy Cody thank you look I don't support the Bay of Pigs but I'm proud of Cody for getting out of his comfort zone yeah absolutely that's um a lot for you Cody that's a really good deal we all know that you don't like to go outside you don't like to interact with people or exactly well and I know I can just remember that for years before that you would always say you know whenever we got to talking you'd be like I just I just don't think I'm ever going to attempt to overthrow a Sovereign Nation using CIA mercenaries and yeah I'm just proud of you for trying Cody you know thank you facing your fears yeah you know I've wasted time I've wasted me so say I'm slow for my age La Bloomer okay I agree yeah some sun some pride and some Joy but I'll get over these lousing up messing up screwing up times yes definitely definitely not that I can see why they left that one on The Cutting Room floor yeah we don't we don't maybe we don't need that one we don't need it it's not very good and what was it Mulan uh oh is it Aladdin okay okay that no that makes a little more sense some say but I'm a gold brick a goof off no good but that couldn't be all that I am oh it's nice nice I just really like to think of them singing this at their meeting and like once a night shoot I didn't sing the song yet today I gotta do it before bed yeah yeah like it's like laying in its bed softly softly to yourself thinking it's your kid as a lullaby helps you get to sleep the proud babies by the way proud babies Katie it didn't quite land when I said it earlier so yeah exactly you gotta be proud of your I think you said I'm a little proud baby okay speaking of things you're proud of to you to have anything you'd like to plug why wouldn't they call them instead of proud boys girls call them proud babes that's better something right but that does not Outlaw that that doesn't imply possession boys ownership yeah it's not proud boys like the way we read it it's like yeah yeah exactly exactly um Sophie to answer your question yeah we've got a couple shows uh our YouTube channel is called some more news our podcast is called even more news you can listen to them both in the same audio feed Cody you take it away with the rest of the things those are all true things you can also watch the uh yeah like the YouTube channel like you said we've got our own personal uh social media accounts if you look up our names uh we've got a patreon.com some more news and we got merch with warm bow on it okay this isn't an end I know this is I just like saying all the things oh yeah we gotta show some more news even more news check them out we love you hey how's it going [Music] that's what we got and all right well that's all that we have too until next week this has been behind the bastards a podcast that will continue on from now until the heat death of the universe it's in the 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