Can I Score a Run Against MLB's Nastiest Submarine Pitcher?!

this is submarine pictures in MLB have a lot of success even though they don't typically throw that hard so I picked the lowest submarine pitcher in MLB right now Tyler Rogers in fact I try to head up from last week and this happened it's content we need to see it oh my Lord so we actually had to stop filming but I'm not a quitter so we're back and of course we want to replicate as much as possible so we got Tosh here a little magic here what'd you do here man I took some PVC pipe and I cut them to as short as we can and made a nice little stubby machine let's go baby five innings let's see if we can survive this time and let's not make the same mistakes so I have this evil shield here where are your evil shield kids or you're gonna have broken shins like I do shout out to our sponsors for the video lift smallpuntable round two hopefully I survived this time this time oh my you would throw a flower first pitch all right oh one what a dick throw the side of first pitch oh you're a piece of [ __ ] man I also throw it in seconds no ways really it's worth three Sliders in a row to start the game what's the number one thing you despise that is so soft dude it gets out I'm here to no hit you today you wasted my time last week I'm wasting yours today hey come on hey come on oh dude that's a splitter bro that's a splitter dude the top of the zone is like that [ __ ] you what what are we playing on Little League field what what is going on why are we out of Little League field I don't know you just hit it 320 and it looked like it went it was 360. is that our Little League field yeah oh that's why it's a softball field that's from hope that is on Hope man so Eric's doesn't count because he was hitting on a softball field okay let's just edit that out none of it counts move this man okay oh one out nobody out or no one out I'm yipped up all right let's go [ __ ] I said on the right pistol for the first time yeah I'm never throwing you that pitch ever again what are you he's only got two he's gonna throw sliders fastball down and in no [Laughter] drop dude what are we doing put you changed the location didn't you yeah yeah well don't do that dude that actually hit my thing I grazed it oh my God I'm getting screwed this game you ready yeah I'm ready ball yes hmm ball that's not good no you [ __ ] who threw a slider too oh don't throw a slider too oh I know that place if I get that I swear to God that's 450 dog [ __ ] Ed really well Tyler Rogers had another solid year last year putting up a 357 era which puts him to his career era down to 2.9 nasty nasty Perros listen to me right Tyler Rogers only throws two pitches forcing fastball sits at 83.2 miles an hour with a spin rate of 1935 so super low spin rate so over here on the machine we gotta set up to 84 miles an hour to 1950 RPM machine was a little bit hot so it should be around 81.82. next we have a slider sitting at 72.1 miles an hour so super slow with a spin rate of 2300 so on the machine we're going to set up to 75 was 23 25 RPM the biggest thing with him is the spin angle the ball is going to go like that because it's a Submariner doesn't strike really yeah wow if you aim two balls below it when you swing it up just swing two balls low oh how am I missing that I feel like I'm right I'm on that I don't understand you if I had a nuke it's getting this game you're quick bitching me dude he changes your timing stop it you're not necessarily Cortez all right wasn't up did I set it up up or did you move it I moved it up you're such a scumbag dude I only have a fastball you want it dead center [Applause] [Laughter] that hurt ow one out runner first new kid we'll Smell Ya you're changing locations I didn't even touch it that's a lie that's a healthy lie I swear how do you go from up to that ask the machine that was very defensive slug I don't like that what am I doing nukes come on babe I know it's coming how do I I hit it hey the ball though does have a lot of drop to it it almost looks like a literally glitter double all right so far I got zero runs so I need to pick it up third round five feet only luckily he's only got one pitch of slider I got a new kid here for the boys let's go that was almost shins right there that was cool oh you [ __ ] I'm having a wonderful time why is it so slow how hard it's like 70 right yeah so slow throw hard we have a slider 72.1 miles an hour so super slow oh good [ __ ] take my plate discipline's been way better lately What with that one pitch yeah okay you hear the neck no you guys heard it right I heard it Oh yeah double let's [ __ ] go we're on second third baby let's get it let's get it come on big one right here baby two down clutch up oh my God go foul no yeah dude no way just a long-ass strike get back what that was a nuke hundred oh two man come on can I catch up you got this Eric oh oh good tag man oh my God the plate discipline a Mike Trout same trout you chose up in him didn't you I chose middle middle filthy lies still zeroons I was very very close foreign for the boys what are we doing that almost hit me oh two very ugly swings okay that's all right dude softball bats very narrow so it's I think it's a disadvantage to be honest dude right solo two battle though we battle June as we battle great I heard it did you but I ticked it it hit the back let's go let's go we battle Bandits I heard it I hate this softball bat man oh my God just flick the damn wrist hitting's not that hard taking out the little cider there no you said no more sliders well you don't really do what I say so I should have hit that that's tough my back's starting to hurt from swinging missing so much this sucks come on baby sorry I didn't like that so lucky there pal I was on that Chelsea this bet sucks [Laughter] oh no no it's touching what that is not a strike really good pitch that is not a good pitch that's a ball oh that's tough after the fourth round have the score to run yet man so we got cleaned up last round this is my best chance I got of the bees are here it's time for a tank let's end this [ __ ] all right I'm not trying to get hit by a baseball again I'm going to give you a lollipop at some point during this okay you won't know when when it's coming so it's not a lollipop at all if I don't know when it's coming you still like lollipops nope nope nope nope nope not a splitter that is not a fastball that's touching way too is that touching that is touching but I don't think that should be touching damn tough scene oh that was the pitch that was the pitch oh that was it which one is it come on Eric you got this happy is that [ __ ] broken no not not the bat I mean your swing good thing about me one swing can end it that's all that matters you think you [ __ ] Tosh there's no way that is a strike not even in Juco [ __ ] umpire that's gonna call that a strike apparently robot Angel Hernandez over there is really into it six oh should be a double since when you start hitting the ball the other way I'm a new guy got a new swing no way don't catch that God damn it okay last inning two outs we need this for the boys let's rip the salts full sand Brar nope it's a strike okay [ __ ] you find a way yeah nuke it come on nope oh my God they're low man [Music] no [ __ ] way dude no way no way all right wasn't able to do it today unfortunately so I gotta wear for the people if you enjoyed this content check this other video out foreign [Laughter] [Applause]