Jordan Mailata REACTS to Aussie food 🍫🇦🇺🇺🇸

the Australian card is about to be revoked what the hell is a crimpy I've never noticed that it was called crimpy I thought it was crispy you don't talk about conspiracies now hold on let me put on my temp foil hat I've never heard of a Tim Tam Slam in my life hey Legends I'm Mason coxks from Dallas Tex is a Rockman for the col football club and this is I'm Jordan Milad offensive tackle for the Philadelphia Eagles originally from bankstown New South Wales and today we're going to rank some of Australia's favorite snacks from our favorite to our least favorite just right off the get-go right right off the get-go I have to go with my favorite we have to go shapes orp crispy chicken is it weird that like you cripy chicken crimpy chicken crimpy what the hell is a crimpy I've never noticed that it was called crimpy I thought it was crispy and I was just with the AR fellas the other night in Sydney and they correct me they should have corrected me on that one I did not realize this like some of that uh Mandela effect thing you know barenstein barenstein I it's American thing it's turning me into conspiracy theorist right L how long we got do you go one at a time do you go like three or four you you got to by the handful got go by the handful so you're going about it's like Pringles right yes sir yes sir that's how you get this big so I'm actually going to do one cuz I'm not I'm not a crazy person stitch them up you need to finish the rest of the bag and figure it out it has to go one to me we're doing individual rankings yeah yeah so to me chicken shapes it's going to be number one it's just a bias it's my one of my favorite snacks crying up as a kid number one all right number two because it's staring at me we got to go triple chalk lamingtons I've never had triple chalk lamingtons was double not enough you got triple chop I was literally just thinking that I was like I was like what is that we got to try it I'm curious I've never actually this is we're going to shout out the brands this is greens triple chalk lamington is it am I saying that right lamington you can say it however you want man this Australia America but oh you the first one no honestly honestly bro we just grab it at the same time this is real just like lady in the [ __ ] it I know all right hold up hold up hey pretty B I don't understand so what makes a triple though the big man here break it down for you right what makes it a triple chalk lamington is a chocolate sponge cake then the chocolate filling and then like I said before when I explain it to my Americans it's dipped in chocolate yeah that's what makes it triple chocolate Triple Threat it has to go it has to go number two I was actually really surprised and we these are locked in right once we we can't rearrange them no they defeat the whole purpose of this you just start rearranging everything so this is going two you're going to leave Tim HS out of your top two I'm I'm going to say three next one we have uh shapes Originals Pizza flavor um this is like top three in and across every household everybody knows when they see this they know what they're going to get um now I've realized what shapes are in America I've just thought this shapes are the Goldfish of America Mason do you not agree with that your Australian card is about to be revoked Australian card citizen is about to go just go down what M it's the same they've got all the different flavors it's a baked chip believe it what does it compared to then you don't have anything in the states like that that's the closest thing though smell the box it smells it smells like pizza Goldfish it smells the same you can't tell me it doesn't smell similar it might taste different they say it's shapes and they are actually a different shape you should recognize the shape you recognize the flavor yeah I don't work for anet but I think be a brand ambassador is what you're about to be I don't work for them but I think that was a pretty good promo that was great that's got to be five right there you get two four and five left you're going five with shaped pizzas yeah all it tast like goldfish too what time's we'll go to the Mars pots now these are best way to describe this Mars and like a tide pod looking vessel thank you sir you got one I'm going you have to go two well this is why you got to connect them like this right oh so you make a sandwich out of it well no I'm just making it up now we're so this is what they look like it's kind of like a bit of chocolate on a biscuit bit of caramel inside or caramel or caramel what do you say car caramel now think now he's got me questing life caramel description coming in so this is a wafer baked in like a pod that encases caramel and is coated on the top with milk chocolate one to five what are you putting this at two two yes I am yes I am this is actually such an in intriguing top five for you um I wanted to put 10 Tams last I did I did are you serious I'll be honest I did all right last one the most place probably iconic the original tim tams now can you give a description to people back in America exactly what a Tim Tam is maybe describe what Tim Tam slam even I'll be honest I I probably that's probably why it's like very low on my list um if we didn't have the if we didn't have the pizza shapes it definitely would have been last on my list um P one out there come on um you don't even look like you want to eat it but you Americans out there we never had a timt this is still going to be number one better than all your chocolate biscuits cookies out in America now if we had the double coat that changes it totally 100% 100% if you get double coat that's number one not even close yeah but you didn't get the double coat you got Originals man that's the number five right there or four that's five that's a four a four so you going number one here I'm going number one yeah it's the best in the beers it's the OG the other thing is Tim Tam slam I've never heard of that ever in my life whoever I think an American came up with that because that is the biggest like conspiracy you going to talk about conspiracies now hold on let me pull on my tin foil hat I've never heard of a Tim Tam Slam in my life do you even know how to do if you're Australian and you've heard of that well you just might be the most Australian Australian in the world because ho Le C never heard of that we used to do everyone here everyone all our camera crew back here our cast our producers cu about 50,000 people back here there like 100 people back here they're all nodd in their head they've never heard of a Tim Tam slam never and so like I don't know maybe I'm just the one off never heard of a Tim s maybe just doesn't cross the border from New South Wells to Big maybe it's like Parma and Par see he brought it up he's bringing up the feud so thanks for joining us we're about to wrap it up um I think my rating is pretty fair I don't know about mace but what do you think I think you you've got them more you've got more experience with it growing up with it so I'll Trust your rating better than now I'll Trust mine well well let us know how we did in the comments um I definitely won't be reading B SM but thanks guys always remember go birds and go BS yeah let's go baby see you guys later