Woman Tries To Act "Tough" And INSTANTLY Regrets It...

[Music] welcome back to Child Time pod it's your host red got a video today from alpha Central tries to act tough but instantly regrets it come on ladies please ask down below I really appreciate that good that child what guys don't open car doors anymore how the you think I got in [Laughter] here my bad I mean how else do you get any without opening a door all the single girls come on stage real quick man oh sh we not me a bigger stage all right no more no more no more there might be a reason why there's so many single women just saying sounds like there's a lot of single women at comedy shows guys even find a single 37y old woman and then when you do they have a tendency to fall into three categories they're either a super career oriented successful chick so I'm out right those girls are looking for a guy that owns a suit M I have a pair of slacks I don't know where they are second category women single at my age are divorcees and those women are like Chernobyl they're beautiful but something bad happened and now we all need to leave it alone for a few years and the last category of women single at my age are women that have been single the entire time cuz they're therapist hasn't quite got their pill combo locked down and they still have episodes where they'll break into your apartment and set fire to kittens true I don't even have kittens man she brought them not the kittens maybe I'll stick to Choice four which is none of them hey honey when we going to go shopping again I really need a new bag oh oh I'm so I'm so sorry you look just like my boyfriend I'm I'm so sorry have a good one guys shout outs to her for smacking that lady with her water bottle thingy that could have had a totally different outcome we're going to get rip than you one I don't want to get the poter here sounds about right I was surprised at them placing really really really really you're surprised surprised huh at the bottom but at the same time I know out of a room of beautiful girls that I was put in sometimes being humble is the most attractive trait to have unpopular opinion stop telling when on the internet how beautiful they are and go say it to your wife hey babe just want to let you know that uh women on the internet are beautiful my bad I mean he did follow instructions name agan where you from oh me yeah I'm Shelly a lady never tells her age but I will say I'm 39 but I don't look your typical 39 so I'm proud of that shell yes you look 39 it's okay though she was done extremely dirty right there is he wrong though so I was screwed my tire right um I go this morning to get it plugged just me like 25 bucks uh the guy was super nice he's like we're not going to charge you no big deal so I'm like cool dope I wait apparently the screw is too close to the edge of the tire which sounds made up um I know it's not but anyways and uh they're like you need a whole new tire and I was like oh okay I was like how much do those cost with those like $26 you know maybe we can like roll that roll that coupon you know over and they're all mammo is not1 1992 um your your tire costs $300 and I was like oh okay I was like well what if I just stared at you while I ate this banana while you changed my tire out then how much would it cost um they were like $400 and then what if we called the cops and I was like why do they like banana eating too um and that's why I'm not allowed to go back to Discount Tire anymore getting a job and paying for it sounds like the correct thing you should do Elizabeth you're so emotional like slow down wait look at this guy buddy if you want to impress my girl with a vehicle it's going to have to be a food truck like relax right with this C63 AMG I love that you know what I mean this guy think he is don't tell him that he might come back with the biggest food truck he could find honestly I don't give a sh I will personally lose my over the smallest minor inconvenience and then I will go ahead and blame my zodiac sign for that because who needs accountability this is amazing emotional intelligence that I'm witnessing right here what going on all right first question what you find most attractive about me no no no no don't turn around don't turn around you going to blow it man cuz I like personality this is a wise man right here because she might look like a 10 but her personality might be a one how come you took offense when I called you a seven because I'm not a seven do I look like a seven you need to but why would why would why would you care give you like a 56 my worth and I'm not a seven but why would you care what someone thinks huh just because you know your worth and it ain't much girl doesn't mean you're not what you are why should you care what someone thinks because I'm not a seven honestly I really 10 10 then if you're not a seven you're not a seven you shouldn't care what guy what a guy thinks I mean she's not wrong she's not a seven she's a five most funloving outfit on right now man but you're just looking at me like you Godless where will it ends in the loveliest scarf I am so glad I got that scarf it was so much fun and then we saw that terrible hope she gets put down like a dog one day I'm sorry I shouldn't have I love that you no I'm going to I'm going to clean it up no I thought it was fun and then I just gave her the middle finger and it felt terrific and I thought maybe I'll put out tonight after giving the Jew the middle finger like that what a terrible in that Blazer she was wearing such a large Blazer why was she dressed like a freshly divorced Legal Assistant see the joke's back on me now and we're going to I'm going to go take you scarf shopping tomorrow and she might be a mindreader after all all do you think WNBA players should get paid as much as NBA players yes yes yes yes yeah uh yes she's like well duh like come on lady yeah yes yes I would say yes but I think that comes from me being a woman yes but I understand the controversy sure who's your favorite wbba team I don't I don't really watch it I don't know Sports I just know that it's women and men okay nothing for that one I'm sorry dude I don't know I only know the Sparks cuz I live in LA that's the only team I know you got me there I don't watch M WNBA uh I'm not going to lie I don't even know what that is I don't have one I knew that was going to come um yeah they just want something for nothing guys if you don't have one it's okay thank you I mean how are they going to get paid if no one watches them you ain't helping pay these bills or nothing I've been watching him all day I've been watching our child all day and all you do is go to the club and party and drink that's all you do and you think it's a laughing matter right now what you mean that's what Lex look what you got on look at you and you expecting to be my wife brother just let her go take the child put this out on the court so she can't get custody I pay all these bills I'm tired of this man every month you go to the club every single weekend you you miss no days going to the club is youing bro why the [ __ ] you even talking stop talking and start [ __ ] kicking her out is we have a whole child I've been paying these bills by myself all you do is sit up and look cute and go to the club that's all you do man I'm I'm sick and tired of this man look at you right now laying down in the bed and a't doing I am tired of this the man provides everything he's tired he's laying in bed now shut the [ __ ] up look what you got on look at yourself look at yourself just look at you come over here let me show let me show these people this is my this supposed to be my wife but she's going to the club and she's dressed up like this she ain't your wife brother you got on lingerie look like you ready to do whatever after the club just look at you you got on see through lerie man at this point he's not sharing a home with his wife he's sharing a home with a rebellious teenager that's Pamela Anderson oh my oh my [Music] this is why women are getting fooled so greatly by these [Music] Stars that's already on the grand [Music] this just gets scarier and scarier it's like an entirely different person with and without the makeup how are you I'm good thank you Sarah how are you who's sah oh sorry my bad my name is Cynthia Cynthia sorry about that what you do I am a model and a dancer what things have you modeled in Sarah Cynthia sorry what's your name again my name's Ethan how do you pronounce that e t h a n and he said I think I might leave if you say like server one more time sorry that one there was a violation personally I wouldn't that had to be on purpose if it wasn't then maybe he needs to give the real Sarah a call be I didn't come to fight you just need some time you ready to talk call me anytime all right well let me walk you out because I just like came to me like she this is the sad reality of things some people are too deep into their emotions can I hear what's your weirdest turn on when a man it's on my face instead of me sitting on their face brother a man sits on your face yeah I like I'm scared I'm scared so you tell the dude like hey sit on my face it's good I mean I don't say it like that but how how do you say it though I'm straight up I say can I eat your up and if he says yes then I'm like okay my face it's your chair all right you're weird what remember this next time you think about kissing a stranger you know recently there's been a lot of Articles pointing out how men are far less emotionally you guys hear that they're more willing to eat ass than they are to go 5050 with the man intelligent than women and how that's been ruining their relationship oh yeah you know I always say the wife's more intelligent to me emotionally of course you know it's unfortunate but it's an apartment that we lack in last week we're at the airport our plane gets to lateen hour whereas my natural instinct would be to say it is what it is there's nothing we can do Britney had the emotional intelligence to realize this is a big deal we should be arguing with anyone who will listen and in general just going ballistic regardless of whether or not it'll help look it's not about whether or not it helps for example say you plan an outdoor event and it begins to rain an emotionally unintelligent person like myself might suggest some sort of alternative or contingency or maybe we'll do it on another day as opposed to realizing that this is in fact the end of the world you should be flying off the handle sounds like emotional intelligence well without the intelligence part I have a question what okay so let's say it's you and this one girl and you guys are the last people on Earth okay Like There's No More Humans you guys are the last people on Earth and she's like I feel like we should repopulate like I honestly just we should we should repopulate are you going to do it we're the last two people on Earth yes only way to repopulate is if I repopulate with her I'm I'm repopulating no you're not you're not supposed to repopulate you failed the test if I was the last person on Earth no you're not supposed to repopulate you were supposed to say no don't you were supposed to say no you found the test so what you're basically saying that you're going to get your junk put it in somebody you know basically cheat on me I'm saving [ __ ] Humanity cheat on you you're dead it's only me and her left so you're not even in the picture anymore Ken you were supposed to say no I I should have said no yeah you should have but you didn't you were like yeah I'm going to repopulate yeah I don't know what I was thinking I should have said no yeah you should have how is it cheating when she's not even with him since in that scenario she's dead do you want to eat dinner out here with me I do not know okay but I will but you said you didn't want to yeah but when you ask me what I want I'm going to give you an honest answer it doesn't mean I'm not willing to prioritize you over my own wants and desires but if you ask me a question I'm going to give you my honest answer so no it's cold my toes are cold I don't want to eat supper here but you do so I will go put on a warm pair of socks I will warm up some soup for us and we will sit here and we will watch the sunset and we will be in love the sacrifices that men make that you [ __ ] women have no clue about honestly is the best thing you can have in a relationship especially when your toies are cold what did you say you're not wife mat and neither are none of your friends how can you say that though you just told me you have Daddy his shoes and all of your friends do none you got is was like more listen English is not my first language didn't I say that that's exactly why you don't have nobody in want yo why are you sassy damn she thinks she got pretty privilege you don't got no pretty privilege over here cuz I'm not looking that's not really how she looks when y'all say she's pretty that's not how she looks they have to put all this stuff on to make up for their insecurities no man wants to love her right it's just a dude that's in it because they' be like oh you bad and they trying to see if he can slide in for the night if your eyelashes were naturally beautiful you wouldn't need probably got little bitty little eyelashes that she ashamed of you think a man going to say that you know I love your conversation you think a man's going to say that you have such a warm loving heart think a man's going to say that you cook so well for me I can't wait to come home to you every night men we don't marry W's unless we can trust them trust them with our money trust them with our time trust them with our children trust them with our house trust them with our life do you trust somebody like that right here with your life with your money come on Guru do you know who the [ __ ] I am if you knew who I am I don't give a hell up off of my stream throughout the whole video it looked like she was checking herself out in the camera huge red flag right there guys know how guys are they are guys the guy sitting there he looks at you you say I'm going out with girls tonight you walk in the dress is this big all the legs are out out the hair extensions are in the makeup is on he's sitting there and he's looking and being like I'm a guy I know exactly what 75% of the guys in the room are going to be thinking when she walks in the door mm not my woman this is somehow going to be a problem some women like to dress up like they're single when they have a whole family at home and those are the same women who wind up as single mothers at an old age do you want a feminine man you want a dude that's gonna wear heels on Saturdays he don't have to be feminine no I'm asking you do you want a guy that wears heels on Saturdays he don't have to be feminine answer the question do you want a man that wears heels on Saturdays no you're not answering mine whose podcast are you want right all right so do you want a man that wears heels on Saturdays no okay so why would a man want a woman that acts like a dude you're right I'm just saying like yo y'all expect us to accept masculine women I'm you're not going to accept a feminine man so why should I accept a masculine woman yeah sip your sip your crazy like you don't want us to tolerate your but you would never tolerate my [ __ ] hell no why do you think some men want that though they don't you think all of them don't most guys accept masculine women cuz they can't do better yeah okay there you go they settle they like men get what a lot of you a lot of masculine women at a necessity not because they want to a man had the option he would go get a bad that's attractive not a pain in the Cooperative most guys have to settle on masculine women cuz they can't can you still be attractive and be masculine no her point was destroyed as soon as she started avoiding the question can I help you Hi how are you oh no thanks I'm just charging my car are you recording me right now is that why your phone's up like that I am recording this is looks like the gentleman's house cuz you're on my property and I'm sorry that your car is about to die but okay so you have the St recording me and stop recording my plates my husband is an attorney so you're not going to put this video anywhere so I'm not sure what you're doing with your phone I'll be done in like 20 minutes it's really not that big of a deal can you back away from my are you [ __ ] serious right now you're stealing my energy you're in my driveway I understand that but can you back away from my car please it worked just fine I didn't even know back yourself I'm not putting it back either all right would this count as stealing because it's definitely trespassing are you single I'm not I'm married and even if I wasn't I would never talk to you you guys do see me as very aggressive when a girl tries to flirt with me any flirting to me I see as a direct insult towards my 10 out 10 relationship it will be met with aggression every male should look at their relationship as something they should protect at all costs and any piece of trash who tries to interrupt that relationship should be met with aggression 100% a lot of girls n married and try to hit on me all the time it's really quite disgusting I guess some people get a kick out of ruining a happy marriage do you have and that's called women many kids no okay how old are you above 30 above 30 m you're not confidence in it I'm waiting for my husband to have a kid okay cuz I didn't tell my age y'all they want to know that's fine that's okay it's cool it's cool it's cool I think you got to be confidence in your age it doesn't it doesn't really matter how old you are it's cool we all grown up here okay you can't be too mad when you're more than likely to do the same what are you doing with my TV I'm getting off couch buddy I'm not playing with you no more like I'm done yeah we told you to get up and hang out with you got to get out the house like I've literally had that TV for 14 years get up and hang out with us no I'm tired of you sit on couch like you got to get up and move honey I'm tired of this you're being lazy my man you just no babe you're getting fat I'm getting you off the couch I prefer fluffy I know she says fluffy like it makes it any better there's only one man that I know that's fluffy and that [ __ ] is quite huge so if you're fluffy my God you need to lose some weight last time I checked she ain't Gabriel glacia correct huh so just take keep your eyes put in t I'm not even bothering you no you looking at me that's bothering me you looking at me that's too keep your eyes to yourself about that security come up on me don't come up on me okay don't come up on me okay don't come up don't come okay don't come up sit down sit your down sit your down I'm not even sit your sit down sit down sit down the man is trying to deescalate this sit down I'm not even bothering you I'm not even bothering you don't come up don't come up on me I told you not to come up on me I told you don't come up on me oh over I told you you got Dr this butt guess what happens when you mess around you find out you guys have made it to the end of the video D that fear of violence is just not apparent to these women they just don't see it they don't ever experience it so they act the way they want to act and they never have any repercussions to it that's why they keep on doing it until something happens and then they just blame Men Please down below I really appreciate it and catch you guys next time