Eddie Griffin Talks Presidential Debate 2024, Shannon Sharpe Live, Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl | NNN

Published: Sep 13, 2024 Duration: 00:15:25 Category: Comedy

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[Music] welcome to uh another stor of nnn News Network where we give it to you straight no chaser now uh science has proven that uh uh the male species is going extinct the why chromosome is disappearing in in the male species so fast cuz all the plastic and petroleum [ __ ] that's in our food uh so so so all these [ __ ] y'all better enjoy that one last lick after we're gone cuz after that one last lick there will be no more mother cuz y'all can't get pregnant by yourselves I don't need a man CU we don't need you motherfu either I'm going to [ __ ] y'all until I'm dead and gone since since we going to be the last of the species I'm going try to bust as many nuts as I can to keep us [Music] going Kendrick lar NFL you know uh hip hop in general the the the the culture uh uh is up in arms cuz Kendrick is performing at the Super Bowl in New Orleans and everybody feel it little Wayne Masterpiece somebody from New Orleans should have been there now now I don't get hip-hop sometimes cuz you mother hip-hop is universal so stop with the bull Prince performed in the Super Bowl in the rain it wasn't in Minneapolis cuz Minnesota Vikings ain't been a Super Bowl in Forever Michael Jacks performed to the Super Bowl in La he ain't from La he from Gary Indiana so only in hip-hop you territorial disputing mother now Kendrick Kendrick is is more relative right now than Little Wayne cuzz he's he is hip-hop right now goddamn it so yeah I'm I can see that mother Vision I can also see why you mad and upset that little Wayne ain't performing and all that but yeah get over it now keni is so cool he'll probably have little Wayne come and do a guest spot any goddamn way it's all hip-hop we'll be right back after this commercial break hip hop hi hi hip hip hop you don't stop Rock to the bang bang boogie so up jump the Boogie to the rhythm of the boogy [Music] be don't forget to like And subscribe like And subscribe like And subscribe right there there you go [Music] we're back yeah Miami dayve Police Department they snatched Tyreek Hill out of his car they threatened to break his car window and everything just over traffic to cuz he didn't have his seat belt on and he about to turn into the stadium where he's going to perform for the Miami mother dolphins and and and them mother slammed him on the ground face down and Sh and and and take a look out damn what point of dollar you understand but you be my window like you crazy I just said you in your ears when we now I hope every last one the mother lost their goddamn job he just said he kept call Drew call Drew Drew must be Drew must have some juice with the police department cuz everybody out there said call Drew call Drew Drew got him on the phone the goddamn Boy you know you goddamn on that ground that there is my number one mother goto when I throw that goddamn ball boy you better let that go that n got two three speed he can run Mile in two three seconds godd damn it now game go got a game to win I'm sorry I just thought he was a rich I mean take take take a goddamn wide receiver slam around like that man I'm so sorry goddamn I don't know what the hell got on me man I just I just hate Tyreek good looking out busting ass anyway and another thing you Trump you going to give immunity to them mother so they can they can really just show out now you give them immunity they could have just killed Tyreek Hill and and nothing would have happened to him cuz of your immunity claws Trump now you better get rid of that mother otherwise no in their right mind is going to vote for you oh and and and the debate y'all seen that just check out KLA earrings yeah was cheating she she had earbuds I knew somebody else was talking for her cuz she ain't put together a good confident sentence and a mother and whole goddamn 2 3 years the has been in the line like this mother some must some some black woman is back there feeding her the in the ear that wasn't C talking that was somebody else talking for her and you can tell they didn't sco her she just kept looking in the camera because I'm the future I'm the future of everybody going to jail I'm the future of all you getting locked the up I'm the future and a mama sitting at home what do you turn why why why do you keep acting like you're black you talk like this when you're at home come on tell them you're Indian tell them you're Indian otherwise there'll be no duck for you oh by the way uh Mr nobody's at home AKA uh Joe Biden aka the president he put on the hat uh saying who the he going to vote for check it out to be a fly on the wall inside that White House boy they must be in there aring and when Donald Trump said they got people eating cats and dogs I said all right now Don I think you done went a little too far mother and then I seen the clip this [ __ ] was eating somebody's cat and they called the police and the police said what's what's happening with the cat they said she's eating it the people right outside the house she's eating the cat the cat was dead and she just rubbing raw raw uncooked just so yeah fact check that mother cuz it's on video I don't know who's doing your fact checking but they they some lying mother that's a fact oh yes and uh last night in the uh unpresidential debate cuz neither one of the [ __ ] is presidential but this is the choices that we left with the UN president it's like the UNCA so uh they talking about the Border Trump talking about there's about 30 40 million mother coming over here and she should go get uh Joe and drag him out of that that bedroom and have him sign the document and she could do she saying she going to do right now which is true and then she's talking about uh uh he want to talk about the Border cuz that's the only thing that's on his mind uh well no cuz he has some other [ __ ] on his mind too and uh uh I believe it has something to do with uh uh uh Robby Wade y'all got to argu about that sh like a bunch of kids like neither one of you [ __ ] going to have an abortion so I don't know y'all concerned about roie Wade and you look if you don't want to have a kid don't open your legs that's it he he stacked the mother Supreme Court well y'all could be stacking it right now you you can pass a law where you can add more Supreme Court judges and stack it in your' favor but y'all don't want to do [ __ ] you Demon Cat mother and then Trump said Camala is horrible at negotiation she went and talk to Ukraine three three days before Russia ran up in there and Trump said you're horrible you're horrible at negotiation I I could have I could have I fixed this before I even get get signed in office it'll be done I I'll call Mother Putin on the phone Putin's a good friend of mine w w w w good good luck with that Putin ain't pulling out of Ukraine man he he going to take it and and and America know he going to take it cuz you know it's going to it's going to jump into World War III that's for damn sure because you know I wouldn't give back something that I took and then spent a whole lot of lives and money so so neither one of these mother can negotiate but hey this is America last days on planet Earth [Music] yeah so it has begun run Whitey run no we don't want your vaccines we don't want your vaccines white man we've been just fine for centuries without them matter of fact we started getting sick as soon as y'all came over here with them little nuns and them Christian churches and start shooting us up with that berina Faso just seized two gold the largest gold mindes over there and and took it from the British run run why they run cuz they got tired of the people getting shot up with the vaccines and and they said you know what y'all can just go on and get the hell on out of here we we'll take our goal nationalize it so that the people are making money off of their resources rather than the British making money off of our resources so I think that's a bold move and I hope that the president doesn't die accidentally in a car crash or get ran over by a couple of uh uh horses or uh uh slips on some coola and bust his head wide open accidentally get shot in the eye and his brains fly at the back of his head I just hope none of them accidents happened to this brother so you know uh my prayers is with you and uh uh yeah y'all keep on moving on and take all the cold Bal and take take all the mother rubber get get all that sh it's ours what the th [ __ ] nobody want them [ __ ] vaccines and while you at it you know find Bill Gates you know just yeah find them all I don't want no mother reparations just give me my 40 acres you can keep the goddamn mu 40 acres I I know what the [ __ ] do with it and when you when you give me 40 acres and after I build some don't come and burn it down like you did in Oklahoma just leave us the [ __ ] alone pass that law kamla Trump whoever fing win Pastor leave a the fck alone law it's about 80 80 something days until election uh I still ain't made up my mind somebody got to do something somebody get General zot on the phone Superman the justice this league they need to just get both of these candidates and stick them in in in in The Phantom Zone matter of fact let's just extend uh uh the election and let's start picking some new mother and let's take a run at it just an idea just an idea Trump I want you on my podcast I want you to tell that my black brothers and sisters that you are going to leave the N [ __ ] alone love and that you refuse to give the police immunity I think you you'll earn a whole lot of votes that way come on down Trump come on down set it up with your people have your people contact my people let's discuss it right here on nnn [ __ ] ABC they try to do a job on you n come on down to nnn we open and fair over here come on down [Music] if you want to see this uncut like a [ __ ] godamn go to Radio subscribe and that way you can get the news nnn news uncut raw straight no chasing like that like it's supposed to be heard you know what me subscribe and you'll get this for [Music] real oh Apple just announced that they they dropping the iPhone 16 it looks it looks like a piece of it looks like the iPhone 13 and the iPhone 12 the smaller I mean you Apple y'all done ran ever since Steve Jobs died y'all creativity just went to sh I mean what the who's the Visionary over there all the where they at huh did they all jump ship and go to samsong what the are y'all doing over there at Apple I know what you're doing you're robbing people cuz about just putting a new number on the same old goddamn phone talking about it uses a bunch of AI I don't want and my [ __ ] listen to me all goddamn day learning how to mothering make human [ __ ] words and where I'm obsolete sons of take a bite out of crime sons of cuz somebody took a bite out that goddamn Apple cuz y' ain't sh y'all got worms all in you you dirty [Music] mother that was a moment of silence for the late great James R Jones bless up man that was one H an actor and I'll never forget when I was a kid he was in this movie called Claudine James R Jones I actually worked with him on media man and he was he was a solid brother he would sit down between takes and read books all day long so he was a well read man and and and uh hell of a hell hell of a hell of a gentleman man so blessings to James earol Jones [Music] looks like our old Shannon an apology it's mother far from gay at least in this this live uh uh uh issue I don't know if he did it to to squash the gay rumors or what but he's L pipe he's L pipe her name is Michelle we all know that and she she's a [Music] Hummer and that sound like he was possessed you need to clear your throat before you start next time so yeah I'd like to send an apology to to Shannon sharp salute that's the way you're supposed to do it I don't know if I know Michelle was enjoying himself but I don't know if if Mickey Mouse is going to going to like it cuz you know you I know you down with the the the the Disney the you know that that that rat uh cuz anything that big ain't a mouse so that rat you know I hope you I hope you're able to keep keep your job bro cuz you know you was just so you know I don't I don't Disney beuing kids so I think they should be okay with you a grown woman so yeah matter of fact you know mother got fired from Nickelodean for little kids and then Disney hired him yeah there there's there's your friendly little mouse he probably had a dressed up like like like Mickey Mouse he out that mouse let's just hope the mouse don't return and him out of a job cuz you know they don't like heterosexual sex they they in the child molestation but anyway let me let me get up out of here because Mickey Mouse is big and probably got hit me in on the way down here right now so look this has been in and in till next time I'm here [Music]

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