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in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she was big on defund the police in Minnesota she went out wait a minute I'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh she went out bombastic side eye we have a president that we don't even know if he's where is our president they threw him out of a campaign like a dog we don't even know is he our president but we have a president that doesn't know he's [Applause] [Music] alive Harris good you have fun huh thank you I want to begin tonight with the issue that voters repeatedly say is their number one issue the economy do you believe Americans are better off than they were 4 years ago I was raised as a middle- class kid and now my room was upstairs right there I am actually the only person on this stage who has a plan that is about lifting up the middle class and working people of America and that is why I have actually a plan to build what I call an opportunity economy what's that we know that the cost of housing is too expensive for far too many people yep we know that young families need support to raise their children and I intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $66,000 which is the largest child tax credit that we have given in a long time oh okay my passion one of them is small businesses my mother raised my sister and me but there was a woman who helped raise us we call her our second mother she was a small business owner I love our small businesses my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to Startup small businesses my opponent on the other hand his plan is to provide a tax cut for billionaires and big corporations my opponent has a plan that I called the Trump's sales tax which would be a 20% tax on everyday Goods that you rely on and about $4,000 more a year first of all I have no sales tax that's an incorrect statement she knows that you're lying other countries are going to finally after 75 years pay us back for all that we do for the [Music] world click [Music] Ste cash me right now as I took in billions and billions ofar as you know from China China they never took the Tariff off because it was so much money they can't when I had it I had tariffs and yet I had no inflation we've had a terrible economy because inflation which is really known as a country Buster it breaks up countries I created one of the greatest economies in the history of our country I'll do it again and even better Donald Trump left us the worst unemployment since the Great Depression Donald Trump left us the worst Public Health epidemic in a century Donald Trump left us the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War and what we have done is clean up Donald Trump's mess what you're going to hear tonight is a detailed and dangerous Plan called project 2025 that the former president intends on implementing if he were elected to again you're stealing right to jail you're playing music too loud right to jail right away you're driving too fast jail slow jail you're charging too high prices for uh sers glasses you write to jail I have nothing to do with project 2025 that's out there I haven't read it I don't want to read it purposely I'm not going to read it stupid none of it's true none of it's true it's BS they made it up this was a group of people that got together they came up with some ideas I guess some good some bad but it makes no difference I'm going to actually do something really unusual and I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies cuz it's a really interesting thing to watch okay he talks about fictional characters like Hannibal Lector has anyone seen Silence of the Lambs the late great Hannibal Lector huh he'd love to have you for dinner talk about windmills cause cancer and what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom she really came that way all right people don't go to her rallies there's no reason to go people that do go she's busting them in and paying them to be there really she can't talk about that people don't leave my rallies we have the biggest rallies the most incredible rallies in the history of politics that's because people want to take their country back okay a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats huh they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there make America great again she's destroying this country and if she becomes president this country doesn't have a chance of success not only success will end up being Venezuela on steroids and this is how it felt really she's explaining it to you yeah I'm just saying really Springfield City manager says there's no evidence of that vice president Harris I'll let you respond to the rest of what you've heard you're talking about extreme I actually have the endorsement of 200 republ rep oh okay if you want to really know who the former president is if he didn't make it clear already just ask people who have worked with him his former Chief of Staff a fourstar general said he has contempt for the Constitution of the United States oh okay his former National Security adviser has said he is dangerous and unfit his former Secretary of Defense has said the nation the Republic would never survive another Trump term okay see I'm a different kind of a person I fired most of those people for what why they did bad things or a bad job I fired them they never fired one person they didn't fire anybody having to do with Afghanistan and the Taliban and the 13 people viciously and violently we should have fired all those generals all those top people because that was one of the most incompetently handled situations anybody has ever seen so when somebody does a bad job I fire them under Donald Trump's presidency he ended up selling American chips to China CH to help them improve and modernize their military Donald Trump did with is he actually thanked president she look at his tweet when we know that she was responsible for not giving us transparency first of all they bought their chips from Taiwan we hardly make chips anymore because of philosophies like they have and policies like they have I don't say her because she has no policy everything that she believed 3 years ago and four years ago is out the window she's going to My Philosophy now in fact I was going to say her a Maga hat she's gone to My Philosophy but if she ever got elected she'd change it God have mercy upon us Donald Trump actually has no plan for you because he is more interested in defending himself than he is in looking out for you she doesn't have a plan she copied Biden's plan and it's like four sentences like Run Spot Run she is biting you know she's trying to get away from Biden I don't know the gentleman she says she is [Music] biteen this is now your third time running for president so tonight nine years after you first started running do you have a plan and can you tell us what it is Obamacare was lousy Health Care always was it's not very good today I said that if we come up with something and we are working on things we're going to replace it I inherited Obamacare because Democrats wouldn't change it wouldn't vote for it excuse me can you record me real quick huh can you record me real quick m- get somebody else do it I had a choice to make when I was President do I save it and make it as good as it can be never going to be great or do I let it rot so just so yes or no you still do not have a plan I have concepts of a plan I'm not president right now good question uh I would only change it if we come up with something that's better and less expensive and there are Concepts and options we we have and you'll be hearing about it in the not too distant future When Donald Trump was President he tried to get rid of the Affordable Care Act 60 times I was a Senator at the time I will never forget the early morning hours when it was up for a vote in the United States Senate and the late great John McCain you don't like him you said at the time because he got caught he was an American hero and I will never forget that at night hold up wait a minute I will never forget the early morning hours side eye side eye walked onto the senate floor and said no you don't no you don't get rid of the Affordable Care Act you have no plan and what the Affordable Care Act has done is eliminate the ability of insurance companies to deny people with pre-existing conditions Mr President you recently said a vice president Harris quote I didn't know she was black until a number of years ago when she happened to turned black and now she wants to be known as black she was always only promoting Indian Heritage I didn't know she was black until the number of years ago when she happened to turn black and now she wants to be known as black so I don't know is she Indian or is she black I respect either one but she obviously doesn't I didn't know she sang I thought she wrapped or whatever why do you believe it's appropriate to weigh in on the racial identity of your opponent I don't and I don't care I don't care what she is I don't care you make a big deal out of something I couldn't care less whatever she wants to be is okay with me but those were your words so I'm ask I don't know I don't who said that who said that who said that know I mean all I can say is I read where she was not black that she put out what did he say and I read that she was black either one was okay with me that's up to her honestly I think it's a tragedy that we have um someone who wants to be president who has consistently over the course of his career attempted to use race to divide the American people I grew up a middle class kid raised by a hardworking mother who worked and saved and was able to buy our first home when I was a teenager the values I bring to the importance of home ownership knowing not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed bankruptcy six times well first of all I wasn't given $400 million I wish I was my father was a Brooklyn Builder Brooklyn Queens and a great father and I learned a lot from him but I was given a fraction of that a tiny fraction oh really that sucks and I built it into many many billions of dollars many many billions and when people see it they are even surprised oh good for you she's a Marxist everybody knows she's a Marxist her father's a Marxist professor in economics and he taught her well oh my god wow she was big on defund the police in Minnesota she went out wait a minute I'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh Mr vice president I'm speaking really really I'm speaking be important if you said the truth oh okay she went out bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye do now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in [Music] [Applause] [Music] prison her vice presidential pick says a in the 9th month is absolutely fine it's execution there is no state in this country where it is legal to baby after it's born well as I said you're going to hear a bunch of lies lies lies and more lies and lies on top of Lies Donald Trump hand selected three members of the United States Supreme Court with the intention that they would undo the protections of roie Wade Trump bans that make no exception even for a survivor of a crime of violation to their body does not have the right to make a decision about what happens to their body next that is immoral one does not have to abandon their faith or deeply held beliefs to agree the government and Donald Trump certainly should not be telling a woman what to do with her body Mr President for three and a half years after you lost the 2020 election you repeatedly falsely claimed that you won many times saying you won in a landslide in the past couple of weeks leading up to this debate uh you have said quote you lost by a whisker that you quote didn't quite make it that you came up a little bit short are are you now acknowledging that you lost in 2020 I don't acknowledge that at all said that sarcastically you know that it was said oh we lost by a whisker that was said sarcastically oh okay yeah yeah oh okay one of your campaign's top lawyers responded saying we won't let Donald Trump intimidate us we won't let him suppress the vote is that what you believe he's trying to do here Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people so let's be clear about that and clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that I said then I say now has a right to defend itself we would and how it does so matters innocent have been children mothers this war must end we need a ceasefire deal and we need the hostages out we must chart a course for a two-state solution I will always give the ability to defend itself but we must have a two-state solution where we can rebuild Gaza for the were president it would have never started she hates she wouldn't even meet with Netanyahu when he went to Congress to make a very important speech she refused to be there cuz she was at a sorority party why are you the way that you are honestly these dictators and autocrats are rooting for you to be president again because they're so clear they can manipulate you with flattery and favors so many military leaders who you have worked with have told me you are a disgrace emotional damn it and we have a president that we don't even know if he's where is our president we don't even know if he's a president and just to clarify they threw him out of a campaign like a dog we don't even know is he our president but we have a president that doesn't know he's alive I intend to be a president for all Americans and focus on what we can do over the next 10 and 20 years to build build back up our country by investing right now in you the American [Applause] [Music] people she's going to do this she's going to do that she's going to do all these wonderful things why hasn't she done it they've had three and a half years to fix the Border create jobs and all the things we talked about why hasn't she done it why why why why why she should leave right now go down to that beautiful White House go to the capital get everyone together and do the things you want to do but you haven't done it and you won't do it because you believe in things that the American people don't believe in life could be worse no not really this is the worst this is the worst this is the worst mhm yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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