Category: Entertainment
Finally beat medicare thank you president biden president trump was right he did beat medicare beat it to death i am the chosen [music] one my fellow americans bye have a great time [applause] [music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president kla harris is only on the ticket because she is a... Read more
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Intro you played in my face clay cuz you knew you didn't want to get married that's that's not true then why are we not married i want to be the best version i could be and it sucks that i wasn't like that why are you crying why are you crying why are you [applause] reunion crying welcome to the love... Read more
Category: Comedy
For the final part of the debate we asked each of the two candidates to choose a song that best describes the opposing candidate we will now play the song president trump picked that he thinks best describes vice president kamla harris dr is a like she a nothing but h Read more
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, halloween season has begun, and tomorrow is friday the 13th. -ooh. [ audience "oohs" ] -yeah, yeah, yeah. if you're worried about bad luck, don't be, because, according... Read more
Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between vice president harris and former president trump. and it seems like most people... Read more
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Category: News & Politics
So then why have so many of your policy positions changed so my values have not changed and i'm going to discuss every one of the at least every point that you've made but in particular let's talk about fracking because we're here in pennsylvania i made that very clear in 2020 i will not ban fracking... Read more
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[applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions on the republican side donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura lumer a 911 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 911... Read more
Category: Comedy
We've basically got a tied race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance is trying to counter accusations that he's weird by swimming in... Read more
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Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more