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now 2024 debate between vice president KLA Harris and former Vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because Trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which I pr you Donald Trump said NOP it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why I think yeah I think it wasn't Donald Trump I think he want an audience Donald Trump yeah that would have been they would have been yeah it would have been like it would have been said anything an audience would have been fantastic though well let's see it all right let's see it here we go all right here's the this is the beginning right when we walk out are they going to shake hands oh he's not shaking oh what an [ __ ] wow that's all right out he started out P he's so tall she's so tiny he's so tall good evening we are looking forward to AED and thoughtful de so let's get started I gave her that to say look I went to the Wharton School of finance and many of those professors the top Prof professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and create a lot of good solid money for our for our country and just to finish off uh she doesn't have a plan she copied Biden's plan and it's like four sentences like Run Spot Run four sentences that are just oh we'll try and lower taxes she doesn't have a plan take a look at her plan she doesn't have a plan Mr President I do right there stop there that was just [ __ ] funny she she does eeny meeny miny mo catch a tiger by its toe if he hollers let him go Eeny Meeny Mighty Mo roses are red violets are blue this is what I'm going to do to you it's like a high coup GRE Green Eggs and H green eggs and ham Sam I Am I am not you green a good ham not on a boat or with a goat not on the train or on a plane it's very bad it's very dror Sushi very Dr sush let's go yo four that yo he's [ __ ] funny man four sentences you can see how she goes too technical yeah he goes Run Spot Run and then John Jacob Jingleheimer schmith his name was my name too whatever he goes out to people away shout John Jacob Jingle all right let's go Sally sells seashells by the seashore okay go ahead let him let him another lie it's another lie I have been a leader on IVF which which is fertilization the IVF I have been a leader in fact he said they got a very negative decision on IVF from the Alabama I know I know IFC all right it's a very very good very good Channel FBI I've watched it I have cable I make everybody's going to get a free subscription to IFC okay don't you tell me I know exactly she thinks she's trying to be a smarty sarty smarty pants she's dumb she's very dumb you can see she's [Music] [Laughter] dumb I saw the people of Alabama and the legislature two days later voted it in I've been a leader on it they know that and everybody else knows it I have been a leader on fertilization IVF and the other thing they you not you should ask will she allow abortion in the eighth month ninth month seventh month come on okay would you do that why don't you ask that question because under way question you could do abortions in the seventh month the eighth month the ninth month and probably after birth just look at the governor former governor of Virginia the Govern of Virginia he's like you can kill a baby at 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old Democrats when he's a teenager you could stab him right as he's sleeping in his head that's in his head you can kill him as an adult does not yo what is Right 10th month 11th 12th 13 14 we can count up to 100 that's crazy Jesus he just he's [ __ ] himself go ahead goad put the baby aside and then we determine what we want to do with the baby president Trump thank you put the baby hold that okay what are we going to do with thumb up what do we do with this baby what do you say remember Gladiator the baby dies [ __ ] good all right and border security we know it's an issue that's important to Republicans Democrats voters across the board uh in this country vice president Harris you were tasked by President Biden with getting to the root causes of migration from Central America we know that illegal border crossings reached a record high in the Biden Administration this past June President Biden imposed tough new Asylum restrictions we know the numbers since then have dropped significantly but my question to you tonight is why did the administration wait until six months before the election to act and would you have done anything differently from President Biden on this so I'm the only person on this stage who has prosecuted transnational criminal organizations for the trafficking of guns drugs and human beings and let me say that the United States Congress including some of the most conservative members of the United States Senate came up with a border security bill which I supported and that bill would have put 1500 more border agents On the Border to help those folks who are working there right now over time trying to do their job it would have allowed us to stem the flow of fentanyl coming into the United States I know there are so many families watching tonight who have been personally affected by The Surge of fentanyl in our country that bill would have put more res resources to allow us to prosecute transnational criminal organizations for trafficking in guns drugs and human beings but you know what happened to that bill Donald Trump got on the phone called up some folks in Congress and said kill the bill and you know why because he prefer to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem and understand this comes at a time where the people of our country actually need a leader who engages in Solutions who actually addresses the problems at hand but what we have in the former president is someone who would prefer to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem and I'll tell you something he's going to talk about immigration a lot tonight even when it's not the subject that is being raised and I'm going to actually do something really unusual and I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies because it's a really interesting thing to watch you will see during the course of his rallies he talks about fictional characters like Hannibal Lecter he will talk about windmills cause cancer and what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boring this might make and I will tell you the one thing you will not hear him talk about is you you will not hear him talk about your needs your dreams and your need and your desires and I'll tell you I believe you deserve a president who actually puts you first and I pledge to you that I will president Harris thank you president Trump I'll that point I want to get your response would like to respond let me just ask the why did you try to kill that bill and successfully so that would have put thousands of additional agents and officers On the Border first let me respond as to the rallies she said people start leaving people don't go to talk about my rallies I'm not letting it get away with that let's talk about my rallies oh boy you stepped over the line oh this [ __ ] stepped over the line bang Zoom I don't give a [ __ ] what happens at this point but I sell out like Michael Jackson okay he said let's talk about the rallies now [ __ ] all that let's talk about you don't talk about my rallies you got me [ __ ] up out here how you going to talk about my rallies though [ __ ] the country [ __ ] the economy [ __ ] the laws my rallies [ __ ] people are bored but people B walking out on my [ __ ] you mugging [ __ ] you whack you whack she like it's like that that's how Petty he is he's like wait wait wait he G crack I talk about the rallies not the not the uh economics for the middle class let's go the duo she's busting them in and paying them to be there and then showing them in a different light so she can't talk about that people don't leave my rallies we have the biggest rallies the most incredible rallies in the history of politics that's because people want to take their country back our country is being lost we're a failing nation and it happened three and a half years ago and what what's going on here you're going to end up in World War III just to go into another subject what they have done to our country by allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country and look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States and a lot of towns don't want to talk not going to be Aurora or Springfield a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country and it's a shame as far as rallies are concerned as far as the reason they go is they like what I say they want to bring our country back they want to make America great again it's very simple phrase make America great again she's destroying this country and if she becomes president this country doesn't have a chance of success not only success will end up being vene eating dogs steroids I just want to clarify here you bring up Spring wait no no watch this Ohio and ABC News did reach out to the city manager there uh he told us there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed injured or abused by individuals within the Immigrant Community seen people on telev let me just say here this is the people on television say my dog was taken and used for food so maybe he said that maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager I'm not taking this from telis people telion their dog was eaten by the people that there again Springfield City manager says there's no evidence of that vice president haris I'll let you respond the rest of what you heard you talk about extreme um you know I this is I think one of the reasons why in this election I actually hold on hold up 200 he just said they're eating they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters I know that I saw it on TV they took my dog cooked it barbecue I saw they had barbecuing dogs sautéing dogs I've seen it they're eating animals Millions it was called hom word bound took the dog they ate Lassie rentin tin they've eaten Benji they've eaten so many dogs listen they sauté them barbecue sauce I've seen them put sprink hot sauce on them I swear to God parrots I've seen parrots be fried it's not Fried Chicken it's fried parrot fried parrot kit much smaller than the par but it's just a bit smaller but they're frying yo that and she even like she almost she said what the [ __ ] is wrong with this dude yo that was great what she say she was like that's a little extreme she's like yeah sh and you know her laugh is like she's like wow she's like okay now soon as he soon as she said something about the rallies they all went that's he's pissed he's letting emotions have yeah he's hitting she's hitting the go and down goes frasia down goes she's shaking a little bit let's go as you know the FBI says overall violent crime is actually coming down to this country but EXC me the FBI defraud they were defrauding statements they they didn't include the worst cities they didn't include the cities with the worst crime it was a a fraud just like their number of 88,000 jobs that they said they created turned out to be a fraud president Trump thank you I'll let you respond vice president Harris well I think this is so rich coming from someone who has been prosecuted oh National body body blow crimes election interference has been found liable for sexual assault and his next big court appearance is in November at his own criminal and let's be clear where each person stands on the issue of what is important about respect for the rule of law and respect for law enforcement the former vice president called for defunding federal law enforcement 45,000 agents get this on the day after he was arraigned on 34 felony counts so let's talk about what is important in this race it is important that we move forward that we turn the page on this same old tired rhetoric and address the needs of the American people address what we need to do about the housing shortage which I have a plan for address what we must do to support our small businesses address Bringing Down the price of groceries but frankly the American people are exhausted with this same old tired Playbook that was yo yo that was a body shot [Music]

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