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Legendary Actor Jon Voight on the KGB’s Plan for DismantlingAmerica and His New Role in Reagan thumbnail
Legendary Actor Jon Voight on the KGB’s Plan for DismantlingAmerica and His New Role in Reagan

Category: Comedy

All right john voit in studio a legend who doesn't seem to be slowing down reagan is the new film and uh it's got a lot of people in it you're you're going to recognize and we'll tell you about that in a second uh but also john i mean midnight cowboy and um deliverance forgot i forgot about you in deliverance... Read more

COLIN REA STRIKES OUT SIX BATTERS FOR THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS!! thumbnail
COLIN REA STRIKES OUT SIX BATTERS FOR THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS!!

Category: Sports

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Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer thumbnail
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more

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Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet

Category: Entertainment

Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more

LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement thumbnail
LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement

Category: Entertainment

welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

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Yo Mama so...Nikocado Avocado!

Category: Comedy

Your mom is so fat she makes nikado avocado look skinny stop right there broy facts from those their animated yo mama jokes you're under arrest for not keeping up with the times yeah i got two questions first question what second question aren't we usually oh i don't know animated those are some great... Read more

MUSSOLINI, KAMALA HARRIS AND JOE BIDEN'S EARS thumbnail
MUSSOLINI, KAMALA HARRIS AND JOE BIDEN'S EARS

Category: Entertainment

Hello i'm benito mussolini and i endorse kamala harris as president of the united states of america kamala harris is a great woman she's been the vice president for many years as a matter of fact we could say that she's been more of a president than a vice president whenever joe biden was sleeping... Read more

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Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David

Category: Entertainment

Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

Military.com Bluefalcons Soldiers | Kamala Finally Has A Gun Policy! | NYT Doxxed Ivan The Troll thumbnail
Military.com Bluefalcons Soldiers | Kamala Finally Has A Gun Policy! | NYT Doxxed Ivan The Troll

Category: News & Politics

[music] well hello and thanks for watching another episode of arfcom news your twice weekly dose of the finest 2a propaganda so kamama ding-dong finally published her gun policy and it's uh predictable m jack's complete lack of surprise her plan is to ban assault weapons as soon as she makes up her... Read more

"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson thumbnail
"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more

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John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more

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Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more

Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man" thumbnail
Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man"

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more

Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges thumbnail
Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more

"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th thumbnail
"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." my first guest tonight is my favorite guests of all time. please welcome my wife, evie mcgee colbert. hello, darling. >> evie: hello. hello. >> stephen: you have been on this show many times, starting in covid obviously. this is the first... Read more

Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera thumbnail
Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! look at that. i'm here with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges. you guys were out there for a couple months in montana during covid. did you write a cookbook together or anything like that? >> jeff: no but kind of like that. my wife, sure my wedding present for my wife... Read more

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“1-800-hot-n-fun” - LE SSERAFIM

Category: Entertainment

[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more

Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris? thumbnail
Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris?

Category: Entertainment

[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

RFK Jr. Declares Kamala Debate Winner, Election Day Almost Upon Us: Late Night's News of the Week thumbnail
RFK Jr. Declares Kamala Debate Winner, Election Day Almost Upon Us: Late Night's News of the Week

Category: People & Blogs

-let's get to the news. in a new interview with podcaster lex fridman, former president trump acknowledged that he lost the 2020 election "by a whisker." luckily for trump, nobody heard it, because it was on lex fridman's podcast. [ laughter ] in a new interview, hillary clinton gave vice-president... Read more

HOLDING ON - AVAILABLE NOW #happygilmore #adamsandler #comedy #spoof #sports #golf #synthpop thumbnail
HOLDING ON - AVAILABLE NOW #happygilmore #adamsandler #comedy #spoof #sports #golf #synthpop

Category: Music

You tempations been surrounded by it ain't a r when everybody knows that you're holding on to love holding Read more