Category: Comedy
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there Read more
Category: Comedy
Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more
Category: Pets & Animals
As i wake up the world feels like it's moving and fast forward but not for me i stretch slowly savoring each moment my day begins with a leisurely climb to the treetops where i munch on tender leaves taking my time to enjoy every bite each meal is a feast of patience as i digest my food for hours letting... Read more
Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
Category: Comedy
Justin i'm so sorry for pulling my support from you justin i love you i did it justin because my mps who are threatening to pull me down from a leadership position i can't do that next year justin when i lose elections and you lose elections after i get my full pension we can run away from canada from... Read more
Category: Comedy
Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more
Category: Comedy
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more
Category: Gaming
Coming up be a little rusty coming back from his his retirement he had god pressure oh oh get out the johnny get out the block for me block for me green block green block goofy flipping burgers oh hey kids potty and i took jobs flipping burgers so we could be just like our hero spongebob squarepants... Read more
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more
Category: Gaming
Teach let me pass the ball bro we running it again nah coach n we got to get this ball in the air bro why they oh god see [applause] [music] it's a i threw the hell out that ball that was a blind read bro damn co coach you say you wanted to run it you say you wanted to you say you wanted to run it [applause] Read more
Category: Entertainment
welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more
Category: Entertainment
Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more