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Category: Sports

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Category: News & Politics

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she was big on defund the police in minnesota she went out wait a minute i'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh she went... Read more

Category: Gaming

Oh there it is which one the the one with the car in front of it awesome thank you officer pleas doing business with you Read more

Category: Entertainment

Finally beat medicare thank you president biden president trump was right he did beat medicare beat it to death i am the chosen [music] one my fellow americans bye have a great time [applause] [music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president kla harris is only on the ticket because she is a... Read more

Category: Sports

There's been a number of matches recently that you haven't won clean either the big enough mark for himself he doesn't need your encouragement do your job i'm the mark you're sending out instagram videos anyway um can i have your attention please one d Read more

Category: Entertainment

As watching rosemary's baby again me and pharaoh oh she was just had like kind of a bob and now she has like a total pixie cut that wasn't in the movie she got in a fight with frank sinatra who didn't want her to do rosemary's baby and she's like [ __ ] you i'm doing it he's like [ __ ] you you're my... Read more

Category: Gaming

Coming up be a little rusty coming back from his his retirement he had god pressure oh oh get out the johnny get out the block for me block for me green block green block goofy flipping burgers oh hey kids potty and i took jobs flipping burgers so we could be just like our hero spongebob squarepants... Read more

Category: Gaming

Teach let me pass the ball bro we running it again nah coach n we got to get this ball in the air bro why they oh god see [applause] [music] it's a i threw the hell out that ball that was a blind read bro damn co coach you say you wanted to run it you say you wanted to you say you wanted to run it [applause] Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro you played in my face clay cuz you knew you didn't want to get married that's that's not true then why are we not married i want to be the best version i could be and it sucks that i wasn't like that why are you crying why are you crying why are you [applause] reunion crying welcome to the love... Read more

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Americ one1 no problem one aable c follow city airport v carter of charlie alpha romeo tango romeo nordic 6th arrival do you need any uh police at the gate and american 210 one just a few more questions when you're ready disturbance like what he was doing and when you do find out your gate number what... Read more

Category: Comedy

Want to say first of all as a feminist uh i can't support everything that's being said up here tonight but uh as somebody that hates anne coulter i'm delighted [applause] so david spade amazingly um has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in hollywood proving just how ugly show business... Read more