speedrunning every goofy trump vs kamala moments before the US presidential debate 💀

finally beat Medicare thank you President Biden president Trump was right he did beat Medicare beat it to death I am the chosen [Music] one my fellow Americans bye have a great time [Applause] [Music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president KLA Harris is only on the ticket because she is a black woman I've known her a long time indirectly she was always only promoting Indian Heritage I didn't know she was black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black and now she wants to be known as black so I don't know is she Indian or is she black I respect either one but she obviously doesn't I didn't know she sang I thought she wed or whatever ask you about your opponent Donald Trump you have never met him face to face that's going to change soon I hate to say it I hope I don't sound ridiculous I don't know who this man is I mean he could be walking down the street I wouldn't I wouldn't know a thing sorry to this man he suggested that you happened to turn black recently for political purposes questioning a core part of your identity any same old tired Playbook next question please it's getting tired now though to me I in the beginning I was like okay it's cool haha when they get to know me they'll understand me a lot of the journalists in this room are black I will tell you that coming coming from the border are millions and millions of people that happen to be taking black jobs huh what exactly is a black job sir well s what a black job is pres the United States no a black job is anybody that has a job that's what it is anybody that has a job all right I I I want to know who's going to tell him the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black [Applause] jobs have you heard her laugh you think you just fell out of a coconut tree that is the laugh of a crazy person the laugh of a lunatic and I've been waiting for her to laugh because as soon as she laughs the election's over Kamala you're fired get out of there you're fired okay Time Magazine doesn't have a picture of her they have this unbelievable artist drawing her I'm a better looking person than Kamala [Music] oh and in my opinion has a very low IQ but we find out about her IQ during the debate okay let's find out about her IQ follow report I wish covered the oranges how it started they sacrifice every day for the furniture future of their children semites land I'm a very stable genius are you worried at all about the size of Harris's crows oh give me a break listen I had 107,000 people in New Jersey what did she have yesterday 2,000 people hey if I ever had 2,000 people you'd say my campaign is finished it's so dishonest the Press you lie you lie I had in Michigan recently 25,000 people and 25,000 people were just we just couldn't get them in right when she gets 1500 people they said oh the crowd was so big those are rookie numbers in this racket I have 10 times 20 times 30 times the crowd size I've spoken to the biggest crowds nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me if you look at Martin Luther King when he uh did his speech his great speech and you look at ours same real estate same everything same number of people if not we had more what and they said he had a million people but I had 25,000 people but when you look at the exact same picture things are same because it was The Fountains the whole thing all the way back we actually had more people they said I had 25,000 and he had a million people and I'm okay with it cuz I liked Dr Martin Luther King so Elon called me as you know he endorsed me full-throated what did he say fck to and spit on that thing you get me so he won't debate but he and his running mate sure seem to have a lot to say about me don't you find some of their stuff to just be plain weird weird weird well Donald if you got something to say say to my the tea is exceptionally good today here's a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems since he wrode down his golden escalator 9 years ago this weird obsession with crowd [Music] sizes let's face it gotten pretty stale we do not need four more years we have seen that movie before and we all know that the sequel is usually worse did you see Barack Hussein Obama last night take little shots he was taking shots at your president president and so was Michelle they always say Sir stick to policy don't get personal and yet they're getting personal all night long these people I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus was and he did nothing wrong he's Jesus Christ and he did nothing wrong he was nailed to the cross that's how I feel in many ways Donald Trump is an unserious man you think you just fell out of a coconut tree you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you really do I love V diagrams oh okay oh okay yeah yeah oh okay but the consequences of putting Donald Trump back in the White House are extremely serious she is a radical left lunatic who will destroy our country if she ever gets the chance to get into office I can feel the excitement in this Arena it's filled with energy and with joy joy joy joy joy the president of of joy joy they had black Americans Hispanic Americans Asian Americans gay Americans Jewish Americans Palestinian oh well oh to be fair it was only four nights eight hours a night we are not so different from our neighbors when a house is on fire we don't ask about the homeowner's race or religion we don't wonder who their partner is or how they voted no we just try to do the best we can to save them and if the place place happens to belong to a childless cat [Applause] lady and as the next president of the United States always says when we fight when we fight when we fight thank you many Americans say they've never heard of walls I have no idea who that man is wait a damn minute wait a damn he was found guilty of fraud by a jury of everyday Americans no no whoever heard you getting indicted for interfering with a presidential election where you have have every right to do it you get indicted and your poll numbers go up when people get indicted your poll numbers go down since when does the vice president have what sounds like a Southern accent no idea what you're talking about but you better thank unions for that 5-day work week you better thank a union member for sick leave you better thank a union member for paid Le you all helped us win in 2020 and in 2020 before we will win again and you all helped us win in 2020 and we're going to do it again in 2024 hearing it sounds so ridiculous well but hearing it is the question I'm talking about the question is is just insane is that how she talks in meetings here JD Vance literally literally wrote the forward for the architect of the project 2025 agenda [Music] like all regular people I grew up with in the Heartland JD studied at Yale had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires and then wrote a bestseller trashing that Community come [Music] on and I got to tell you I can't wait to debate the guy that is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up so I just have to say it you know it you feel it these guys are creepy and yes just weird as hell that's what you see that's what you see weird weird Democrats say that it is right to do anything I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today I'm sure they're going to call that to but I love you guys as commander-in Chief I will ensure America always has the strongest most lethal fighting force in the world [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]