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-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more
Category: Comedy
-"the unraveling." melanie, thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate this. i was just with you, uh, two weeks ago in paris at the olympics. -we had to represent america. -we did have to represent america. we were rooting for usa all the way. yeah. -we were in a very french, british booth. -yes.... Read more
Category: Comedy
-welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! [ cheers and applause ] i am excited. i am excited about this. from the hit show "only murders in the building," steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez are my guests tonight! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! yeah, it is a show... Read more
Category: Comedy
-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more
Category: Comedy
Intro -welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with elizabeth banks now! [ cheers and applause ] elizabeth, i feel that we have a good connection going right now. and i have a game that we could play to prove it. it's time for the jinx challenge. here we go. -♪ j-j-jinx, j-j-jinx challenge ♪ -all... Read more
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Category: Comedy
-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more