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Category: Comedy

-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more

Category: Comedy

Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more

Category: Comedy

-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Thank you all for tuning in and joining us here in hollywood how many of you in the audience tonight are visiting from other places another question how many of you experienced your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had a 4.7 earthquake near malibu quite a way to start the day right i... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Travis sks to make major election announcement very soon will he follow in taylor swift footsteps by endorsing kamala harris hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point aud podcast kel is proud of swift decision travis kel is reportedly preparing to endorse kamala harris for the upcoming... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more

Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a member of the proud van patton family dynasty new episodes of our show tell me live stream wednesdays on hulu please welcome grace van [applause] patton i'm sure people drive you crazy talking about this all the time especially people of my age but it's a to me like dick van patton... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more