Greg Remembers 9/11! KT #681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY!

lived in New York and I remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in Boston and New York they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of Muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to the airport they know what they were doing I think it was the reverse thought process they were like we're going to flood them all in here run these prints One Stop Shop this thing fuzzy what do you think is the most Muslim thing about you my dick wow damn is it fuzzy too yeah all right yeah I got a [ __ ] little Osama Bin Laden Jr down there you know what I'm saying you you look like you got one of them retardedly big dicks like like you look like I think he calls it I think he calls it Osama Bin Laden because it looks like it's hiding in a cave my guess

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