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Category: Comedy

People together from all walks of life coming out having fun did it hurt no hit the hat well the hat isn't a protective device unless yeah it is why would we wear it if it wasn't no that's a helmet oh Read more

Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Daniel smalls esquire hey this chicken ah hey i i i i might have got myself something real bad was that your house i saw on the news this morning listen listen that's what i want to talk to you about okay i got robbed i got robbed smalls and i'm and i'm the victim in this whole thing okay okay calm... Read more

Category: Gaming

So bro stand on [ __ ] business don't get back with her her lost at the end of the day um um and keep keep beating your me if you want to beat your me bro come on brother this entire situation is ironic how is she of all people going to complain about you beating your meat make that make some [ __ ]... Read more

Category: Gaming

Say look i went to the wharton school of finance and many of those professors the top professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and... Read more

Category: Comedy

Make me feel like a dirty little boy all righty what what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer what the taste oh i want i want dirtier than that what's worse than going down on your grandma the coffin lid on your way back up god damn that was that was a sniffy laugh... Read more