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Category: Comedy

Tim wall's maga older brother jeff walls suggested in a recent facebook post that he didn't consider tim fif for office writing the stories i could tell not the type of character you want making decisions about your future when a newsnation reporter reached out this was the story that jeff told my little... Read more

Category: Comedy

Speaking of awful surprises we have some more ghosts from joan dudan vance's horrible and quite recent past joan dudan you know again you're missing some that was good that was good joan duddi and i i i swear if you don't laugh at these i'll stop doing them and we got a long list of these and yeah... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ahead of the debate the new york times in sienna college released a new poll that found harris and trump to be neck and neck as they enter the home stretch i believe 48 trump 47 comma 28% of likely voters said they need to know more about harris while only 9% said they need to know more about trump... Read more

Category: Comedy

More than 400,000 people clicked over to the voter registration link swift provided in the 24 hours after that post went live taylor swift is like a nuclear arsenal i don't think something this powerful should exist but since it does i'm glad she's on our side hello everybody wow welcome to love it... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hello i'm benito mussolini and i endorse kamala harris as president of the united states of america kamala harris is a great woman she's been the vice president for many years as a matter of fact we could say that she's been more of a president than a vice president whenever joe biden was sleeping... Read more

Category: Comedy

Let's get into it what a week on tuesday vice president kamla harris kicked off a reproductive rights bus tour which will make stops across the country to win over voters in swing states if the bus ever slows below 50 mes per hour a national abortion ban immediately goes into effect what are you gonna... Read more

Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more

Category: Comedy

Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Draft order [music] yes that is right welcome everybody on in to the saturday night network for a very special podcast here right after labor day to talk about some snl 50 coming up very soon in just a few week so now that we're ramping up the podcast i'm very excited to bring in some friends for a... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[musik] come ti chiami come ti chiami randy randy g g no noy g [musik] [musik] ussppetia alessand alessandro po andrea ich habe tour ladies gentemen ladies make pasta okay okay okay okay okay so wir werden jetzt auf jeden fall kette essen gehen ladies und gentlemen ich muss schauen wie wir haben ein... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Start the nikki glazer podcast nckaz here's nikki hello here i am andrew collin & chris convy in studio/gracie abrams music/nikki at the creative emmy’s/losing to dick van dyck welcome to the show it's nikki glazer podcast we are in los angeles live after the creative arts emy weekend um here with us... Read more

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Do you want to see the government shrink at all yes yes i think we all do i mean i don't think we all do who does you and i do yeah uh i i don't know if either the trump or biden camps want to shrink the government they for sure harris i don't sorry i said biden denight the harris camp i don't think... Read more

Category: Sports

Você sabia que a primeira partida oficial da  nfl no brasil aconteceu em 6 de setembro de   2024? o jogo histórico foi realizado  na neo química arena, em são paulo,   e marcou um momento inesquecível para os fãs do  esporte. o philadelphia eagles venceu o green bay   packers por 34 a 29, em um confronto... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more

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Uh he said he was on a horse farm and if he was riding i hope those horses get the chiropractic care that they they will need but the the real question to me is can cnn get some new resumés in the mix because not only they bring back him and he was ratings poison but they also brought back jeffrey tubin... Read more

Category: Sports

Um okay i wanted to talk about this this this is a couple of weeks maybe it's a week old or something the whole jack black kyle gast thing so they are both members of the tenacious d band and there was this video that went viral last week i'm going to play it there's a moment where uh jack black is... Read more

Category: Sports

The the tds has been bad for years uh even still um i think post the assassination attempt there's been quite a bit of media hypocrisy as far as like the left can be violent and have aggressive violent rhetoric like anyone from just random guy on the street to our our talking heads in news do you what... Read more