Category: Comedy
Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more
Category: Comedy
My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more
Category: Comedy
Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more
Category: Comedy
Name any animated film from the company pixar toy story a point for shelby philip didn't push his buzzer and you gave him the point that smartass attitude is not going to get you into a good college phil you don't need to stare at those bad men okay that's not how people should behave Read more
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Do you want to see the government shrink at all yes yes i think we all do i mean i don't think we all do who does you and i do yeah uh i i don't know if either the trump or biden camps want to shrink the government they for sure harris i don't sorry i said biden denight the harris camp i don't think... Read more
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In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more
Category: Comedy
Two nfl jets football players were walking through the woods one of  them says dude look a dead bird and the other one looks up and says where Read more
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This is for all the elon musk haters out there that say he never does anything good elon is seeking approval to provide free emergency cell phone services in wilderness dead zones to help improve search and rescue efforts by providing coverage from space in areas that are still beautiful because we... Read more
Category: Comedy
Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [Â __Â ] ass [Â __Â ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [Â __Â ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more
Category: Comedy
Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more
Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
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This is here now he's gone at the break of [music] down from the mystery don't you know oh my gosh [music] in his hand oh [music] yeah come from what you from where' you go b of mystery don't you know don't you know of course you [Â __Â ] bastard well that's just not going to i don't know how i did it... Read more