😂"They're Eating The Dogs!" -Donald Trump

in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters I saw it on TV they took my dog cooked it barbecue I saw it they ate Lassie rentin tin they've eaten Benji they've eaten so many dogs they sauté them barbecue sauce I've seen them parrots I've seen parrots be fried it's not Fried Chicken it's fried it's just a bit smaller

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