Paul Smith | Paedo Joe

why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile I was me to take the place of somebody El you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called a p the file what a weird man are weird Ary so what you DP the file join on a p you do look a bit like a like no do you know what I mean no like if he come on the news like stand up and show them what I mean I'm not I'm sure you're a nice stand up and show them [Applause] [Laughter] me that was one of the most beautiful things that's ever happened hey know what the bad thing is imagine he is a p though like on the slide though and that's the best he's ever felt cuz he's never felt accepted before and he has just got to experience him standing up and going yeah P pedo P though he's like [ __ ] finally I knew I I I knew it would be my time I knew it' come around I knew we'd be accepted one day in society it's just a preference okay [Laughter] what's your name j Joseph nice to meet you Joey I'm sorry about that P do Joe what you do Joey you were waiting for me there yes bro what' you do build sports car you build sports cars woo we'll have a little chat about is that a like actually you what on you build Lego Ones for kids Lego Ones for kids yes yes oh the clouds on fire tonight [Laughter]

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