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How Punkie Johnson Beat the Odds to Join SNL!
Category: Comedy
[music] comedy a crowded stage want to be a comedian join the club everyone thinks they're funny but making people love for a living that's a whole other ball game it's a tough business tons of competition only a lucky few make it big so how do you stand out how do you go from open mics to soldout shows... Read more
Joe Rogan Guest BLINDED by Trump Derangement
Category: Comedy
Let's get into it i just want to let you guys know i'm going to have a meltdown may i have a meltdown in this episode of the jre that is how this gentleman right here starts the conversation so i'm just going to show you that clip really quick just cuz i thought it was funny but then we're going to... Read more
When A Stranger Callz | EPISODE 11 | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
Intro [music] [ __ ] get that away from us choose a playing card what the heck not a stri cl you know what i mean bad tinder twins bad tinder twins bad what's the meaning of life when a str hello hello well here we are at uh okay yeah i just i think i swallowed a fly okay those are really hard because... Read more
Boy from Bombay Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
What a goodlooking boy with a wall phone oh yeah you got to press the you have to press the you have to click on the microphone so that we can hear you just don't just hold i know you're holding that really close to your mouth but it's not i know i see that but you got to click on something that looks... Read more
Tinder Twin Strangers | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
Oh hello oh my god it's a soccer team seeing double we're get if you guys don't guess we're twins identical twins wait wait don't tell us let us guess yeah let us guess okay um brother and sister how did you know wait what wait are you guys twins yeah we're identical twins yes we uh are known for um... Read more
Duck Puppet Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
I was i don't see what she get your finger off of me get your finger away from me take your finger off my face whoa easy oh yeah what a [ __ ] yeah poke me can you hear me yeah can you hear me i can hear you okay so uh you ready to iron it out let's do it i see you got the iron behind you yeah i know... Read more
Nuclear Radiation Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
Oh hello oh stranger nice hat what's on logo on your hat there guy pennis looks like a pennis that's no it's um i just went to spring training this year to watch the baseball so i was got a spring training hat no that's a penis a what that's a green p that's a green penis pennis penis penis you got... Read more
Magic Mindfreak Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams
Category: Entertainment
Oh my god it's the first guy again oh with a new shirt the boy hi hi boy hi how are you pardon me i said wow okay oh you said it backwards so i didn't understand oh um what's uh the meaning of life um hi hello yes and there's your answer there's your answer wow oh i just i where are you i'm in parkland... Read more
Sona & Gourley Want Conan To Be More Like Jeff Bridges | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Category: Comedy
We don't do this often you're you're crinkling papers in the background it sounds like oh we'll try again abide man just ay three two we don't do this often oh my god all of this is staying in yes please you'll never know you really will never know someday i will listen to this podcast as soon as i... Read more
They're Eating The Chimps | AWSF Episode 128
Category: Comedy
Welcome back! do you believe in other dimensions oh for sure okay so it can't be all that space and time and stuff out there and and no dimension okay so in this dimension is it like us in a different dimension or are we like it's not humans i don't think we're important enough that there's other versions... Read more
Inland Taipan Bite & Chimp Crazy with Chandler's Wild Life | Reptiles With Podcast
Category: Pets & Animals
In the history of the united states there's only been three occasions where an inland taian has bitten a keeper or anyone that works with them anything like that first time was uh what was it 2002 i don't remember it was 911 was it was 911 on 2002 or 2001 2001 uh 911 somebody was bitten by an inland... Read more
#ChimpCrazy star #ToniaHaddix discusses if she feeds #Tonka & her chimps more than McDs & Powerade!?
Category: Comedy
Did you ever feed the chimps any other food aside from mcdonald it's almost like mcdonald's is sponsoring and like can you tell us like did you feed them other things because they constantly show you giving the monkeys a power aid you want to hear something ironic eric goods the one who bought every... Read more
Conan Triggers Jeff Bridges | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Category: Comedy
My name is jeff bridges and i feel well very open very um a lot of love man lot of love feelings are surfacing now about being conan o'brien's friend and being here with him actually good lord this is the most thoughtful and and and and and also uh beautiful you're a lovely you're a lovely guy thank... Read more
Jeff Bridges Thinks Conan Should Shave His Head | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Category: Comedy
I'm going to take these things i want to try that look at that i just matched you huh what do you think man now you got the best you know i i'll keep coming up to these things let's take these off sona do it oh i don't know do it it h they're burning uh hey check me on this who's got better hair than... Read more
HBO's Chimp Crazy Star Tonia Haddix Wants To Clear The Air!
Category: Entertainment
Introduction and overview of chimp crazy okay i am here with the star of hbo's chimp crazy the one and only tanya hadex tanya thank you so much for joining the sarah frasier show you're welcome i am in fact i appreciate you very much for even giv me the invite um after speaking with you i was like i... Read more
How being a tennis player helped Hannah Berner prepare for comedy #absolutelynot #podcast
Category: Comedy
With okay so because i was a tennis player i dealt with like a lot of pressure before talk because i played tennis it was i know how to [ __ ] go all right just like i was just like running around with my balls and playing hitting stuff but like my i had a basically a tennis career before this which... Read more
Rashida Jones & Conan Discuss The Imperfections Of AI | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Category: Comedy
Intro i want to talk about this project that you're working on because it's a very cool idea and this is something where you're wearing to you're in you're in the show you're also producing the show yeah yeah okay um sunny it's a it's a fascinating idea do you want to lay out the idea cuz you haven't... Read more
HEATED Debate on terrible first date ideas!
Category: Comedy
We had a question of the week mhm on our socials if you guys want to tap into our socials please do so um extra gravy show on all socials extra gravy podcast on tik tok but um we asked you guys what are some unacceptable first dates yeah this is fun and the answers were quite entertaining oh my god... Read more
Alabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays) | Net Positive with John Crist
Category: Comedy
I get down in the basement and uh this guy this is so bizarre he pulls a gun out that's the lie he pulls a gun out takes a gun out of his pocket takes the magazine out of the gun okay safe and hands me hands me the magazine yeah and says do you realize how easy that was for me to get you down in a vulnerable... Read more
Is Blizzard working on WoW 2?
Category: Gaming
I keep wondering if the whole like uh hey we're going to try to bring the old story to a conclusion and have a new fresh start after these three wouldn't lead to them being like hey here's a new engine for like wow to that is my theory and i are getting so much push back on it i made a video about it... Read more