Boy from Bombay Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams

what a goodlooking boy with a wall phone oh yeah you got to press the you have to press the you have to click on the microphone so that we can hear you just don't just hold I know you're holding that really close to your mouth but it's not I know I see that but you got to click on something that looks like a microphone so we can hear you it's not that you're far away from hello oh it's on actually I think okay now it is yeah just stay like that don't yell at why didn't you just phone us you have a wall phone right there like why did you use that thing what is that thing I hav this is just a I mean it's I like uh okay well that answers that question what is the meaning of life well he's just a boy I don't know that he'd know how old are you young lad he's married I'm 40 years old I'm not a lot of young boy I don't think oh my I thought you he he doesn't know no you look but where are you where where are you you're in here pardon me I'm here I'm in Bombay oh you're in BB wait him a second is this a call center what no because there aren't a lot of call centers yeah we've outsourced our show Bom Bay that's my favorite Bay so I mean it's it's mine too so I'm from New York I live in Bombay um since 2009 so I'm from Queens pretty much why did you move to Bombay what do you do there so uh I moved here primarily for Spiritual reasons um that's why word that's exact this is the right the meaning of life thank you oh you're the guy that oh perfect stranger you are the perfect stranger what's the meaning of life the meaning of life I think is glad acceptance of everything that comes our way pretty much um and to realize our true self and serve other no I think that's right that's not it what about chocolate we'll give you another shot at it coffee coffee is the meaning of life maybe okay and what is it to you what well it's just a what do you mean what is it to me that's no attitude to have as a what is it to you you ask a guy what's the meaning of life he goes what is it to you like none of your beeswax none of your business life sorry man keep it to yourself in Bombay how easy it's just a little boy it's a little boy he says he's 40 but he doesn't know numbers he's a kid look at him sorry poor little guy so um what do you do there for a living um so I do uh marketing for B2B companies primarily for what B2B B2B buiness oh pollination so you go from flower to flour sit on flowers and secrete juices out of the back end of yourself wow we call that dry humping where I come from not if there's juices well humping right right sorry what is happening right now um life okay wait wasn't his wall what's it to you his walls Chang in color it's yeah I think it's the lighting no it was green and now it's it went white so that's a cabinet and it's green and what is in the cabinet uh just like cups and stuff cups and dishes and stuff and the phone on the wall you you can call that's the intercom that's the intercom to the gate downstairs to the gate you're the gatekeeper you got in touch with the gatekeeper wow if anyone should know the meaning of life it's the gatekeeper try again what's the meaning of life because the first one clearly to be happy oh to find happiness and where do we find happiness Bombay not Bombay it's inside us man it is where I think where what are you looking for I don't think it's a physical he's looking for happiness I don't think it's in that area I think I just touched it really look at me wow dude will you touch mine you got to you have to find your own happiness okay well you can't find somebody else's happiness selfish I'm allergic what to what uh shellfish shellfish you're shelfish shellfish oh shellfish I'm allergic you are yes shrimp lobster crab wow oysters oh wow okay so what's your question for us today I don't what's the meaning of life no that was our question to you um what are you guys doing uh well in life in general I don't have any specific questions for you guys I have no idea what would happen if you picked up that incom and ask to talk to God could you do that for us just reach behind you they would just think he has a weird accent because they would say like who's work who works at the gate right the god the security guard can I talk to the god I'd like to speak to the security guard that's what they're not going to think it's what you're asking right won't they think that that's what you mean yeah exactly but this guy has can we ask you to settle down a little bit there's no reason to be this excited about being on this uh show dial it down bring it way down are you living alone there uh no my family is uh with me they're asleep because it's uh midnight right now so the whole family is asleep uh can you my wife and my son can you go wake them up no we want to wake up the family wouldn't they be surprised that we that harlon and I are they would be surprised um do you want you want me to really wake up my son who's 11 years old and right now yeah he might he might know the meaning of life sometimes in a child's eyes they see the world different I think if he can offer for us why don't you just wake him up and ask let's see what he answers wake him up and ask him the question pose the question and let's see what he comes up with an 11 year old child I'll try to bring him I'll try to bring him yeah you'll try to bring him as in he's in his room sleeping so I'm just what are we on are we on a laptop or we on a yeah we're on a laptop so just carry it with you yeah carry it with you okay okay here we go wow so we're about to find out the meaning of life as seen through a a sleeping child's eyes you don't want to wake up the wife um she's actually at parents house right now you you lied about where your wife is you wake you wake up the wife that could be the what she doing at her parents house at midnight yeah what did you say what did you do sleeping over Caleb Caleb Children of the Corn here we are Caleb here we go he said yeah hi okay what's the meaning of life wait ask him what's the what's the meaning what's the meaning of Life Caleb what's the meaning of life any answer Caleb oh I guess it's a good sleep he doesn't doesn't want to answer it's important the rest yeah I guess that's what we've learned I might agree with them the meaning of life is a nice just a nice sleep well thanks for spending time with us hey thank you our pleasure bye you know I I didn't see an age difference between him and his son I think his son's also 40 just shorter oh okay okay yeah okay okay byebye happy Bombay what is this what is it that was just like confusion from the other side of the planet [Music] Bo imagine father wakes you up Mom's visiting

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