Duck Puppet Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams

I was I don't see what she get your finger off of me get your finger away from me take your finger off my face whoa easy oh yeah what a [ __ ] yeah poke me can you hear me yeah can you hear me I can hear you okay so uh you ready to iron it out let's do it I see you got the iron behind you yeah I know um I'm at the ven Haven convention um ironing convention they do this I love them I used to be part of the press there okay really yeah and so um ir and we're just having had to iron my shirt pardon me I got iron my clothes and my shirt so we okay how's the convention going so far it's going great I met um gosh what's her name she was the Romania a girl from Romania you met the girl from Romania have you met anybody from like uh Cleveland or anything like that no I've not I've not done that okay wandered from a hotel is the subway down the road so she went on the subway she met somebody from Romania and she ironed her shirt so now that we're all up to date what is the meaning of life yeah the meaning of life is to be good to other people and um and just treat them well to live in are you at a hotel yeah I'm in a hotel I'm at the holiday in you don't have to tell us the location and do you think there's any sleeping children in other rooms down the hall cuz I'd love you to wake them up and find out what they think about the meaning of life um well I I don't know if there are any children in the other rooms we might not needed to do that because if you look at her shirt she's a lady in ventriloquism she might have something there do you have a ventriloquist doll oh gosh yes I have um uh Mr um Mr dimples get Mr dimples he'll know the meaning of life go get him yeah and so but it's amazing that well like I don't know if I can tell you this s this can I tell you something before you go any further I can see your lips moving yeah me too there's no puppet here what how you doing dude okay here we go are you ready for Mr di Mr dimples I love Mr nipples dimples I was get nipples and dimples mixed up hey D what's up hey y'all hey doing this is good hey how how you doing wow I I can see his beak moving what happened I yeah I need some glasses like you howwi let's do it want some glasses like you okay okay so um and do you do this professionally I know you're at the convention ventriloquist convention do you do this professionally I Do I Do It professionally yeah um M also I'm a part-time cashier to groc grocery store and um yeah so that that's kind of like not my fun part yeah she doesn't like it dude she don't like it at all at all you know what I mean so yeah when you close your eyes and you hear the Mr dimbles talking and her talking it's hard to you say something ma'am say h hi Howe how are you doing today and now have Mr dimple say how you doing today hey dday dude what's up same yeah same voice oh the same voice oh it's the same voice yeah there's not a difference between Mr Temple's voice and the cashier's voice yeah and just sort of visually there's not much of a different anyway so what have you worked where do you work as a vilicus where do you do that well we work at not talking to you I am talking to Mr dimples okay uh you know we do some like local clubs you know like the dirty bow is a really good clo now we do some the other places the dirty what doll dirty doll dirty what oh oh can I help him out no that's part of ventriloquism we have to figure out the words NY go I think it's easier for us to read his lips than yours if you keep the puppet away from the thing I could read your lips and figure out what he's saying go ahead say it again dirty dirty gold dir dirty o dir o oh it's a club a puppet doesn't give a duck what's he saying oh so is it a comedy club or is it a strip club not a strip club you know what I mean it is it's a club you know it's like a uh you know place where people don't getting drunk you know and and uh do you do interactive stuff with the audience yeah I do I do I do I do a lot of stuff you know that's what I do do a piece of your routine we'd let to see the opening what's the opening joke or act did you sing you sing at all no I don't sing I don't sing at all okay so just give us a piece of the ACT go ahead so Mr Dev where you from Australia what part of Australia Tania in a nice little stream what are you listen to well you say from Australia but you don't have an Australian accent that's because you can't do one Sheila it's because you can't do one Sheila are you Sheila yeah which one is Sheila Sheila you're Sheila on the left right all right and that's I'm right here and that's Mr dimples would you would you do me a favor what's your name ma'am Sheila Sheila Sheila would you put Mr dimples down for a minute and bring and bring your other puppet over Mr iron the one sitting behind you Mr iron iron the iron iron how do you say iron the iron iron you want the iron iron iron iron IR if you could bring Mr iron over what's the name of the club again the dirty iron I mean do do doll grab Mr iron I want to hear what Mr Iron's voice sounds like can you go put dimples down okay Mr diples we're gonna put you down okay and bring dirty what's what's the Mr iron's name can't wait to hear his voice oh here we go okay how does he sound hi Mr iron well I've never I've never worked with iron before I can see your lips H I'm talking to Mr iron hi Mr iron how you know dude good where are you from San Francisco you know what I mean that's what I got to dois hi Sheila can you see me can you see me no I can't see you why can't can you see me now I see a thing that said scheduled meeting now have dedicated group chart blah blah blah that's me and now I can see you okay so hi hi Sheila oh my God you were so good I well I couldn't understand what you were saying want to see something see let show me something what oh oh okay that's quite interesting you're not the only one with a doll from Down Under what's life what's the meaning of life um I you know the meaning of life is to you know just enjoy every day that you got all right well have a nice day all right we've enjoyed you all of you all three of her yeah Mr IR call when a stranger call it all goes down on the line

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