Nuclear Radiation Stranger | When A Stranger Callz | Howie Mandel & Harland Williams

oh hello oh stranger nice hat what's on logo on your hat there guy pennis looks like a pennis that's no it's um I just went to spring training this year to watch the baseball so I was got a spring training hat no that's a penis A what that's a green P that's a green penis pennis penis penis you got certified I see you're certified um yeah back here I'm a certified RSO uh radiation safety radiation safety officer he's a radiation safety officer that's why I feel safe now yeah so if there's ever a nuclear war you're the guy we should find officer keep us safe from all this radiation okay yeah I'll throw on my lead suit and come help you out wow my God there's radiation go find the guy with the pennis hat on yeah there's there's lethal radiation go get the lead where are you yep where are you in a I'm in uh Grand Junction Colorado point it out on the map on this map right here let's see Grand Junction isn't that where the that's where the elephant got hit wasn't it at the Grand right there Thomas Thomas Grand Junction Colorado so here's Denver over here and there is the Grand Junction oh it's fantastic well it's good to know where okay so what's the question what's the question yeah uh my question is uh I got two Canadians here what what's the best Maples syrup on Earth good question I think for me it's like pure maple syrup right out of a maple tree it's not a brand it's just like as Canadians what he's saying is right A lot of times like my mom used to make pancakes or french toast put it on a plate and send us out into the backyard and we would take a little a little cut of uh like a pancake and then suck a tree instead of instead of bottling it and pouring it on the thing so I have pancakes and suck a tree if you go through Canada you'll see children all over Canada sucking trees for breakfast tree suckers why you laughing now do those do those trees stop at the border we don't we're not allowed to have trees no it's a maple tree maple trees because maple syrup oh I need a hatchet in but it's tough because maple syrup is very sticky and so you would you would have little uh uh bark flexs on your on your lips you would be because you'd be sucking the maple out of the tree and the bark would adhere to the lips so you when you at school every morning after the national anthem the teacher would have us remove the bark from our lips like the old milk commercials no got milk with the mustache go got bark is what he's saying God bark yeah nothing like that nothing doesn't sound like it no it's not a good analogy it is a good a campaign though got bark I notic I noticed you have a bulletin board with uh is that your schedule for today back here yeah um no that's a contact list for all everybody I need to call if there is a radiation emergency but won't they all be dead well you know what it just depends I guess be fun let's call them and tell them there's a radiation and see what happens you yeah you better have good speed dial skills buddy and there's a business card on there too what's the business card for probably a cleanup crew uh I mean after the bomb goes off You're Gonna Want You're Gonna Want a good cleanup Crow this is a uh this is a speed dial this is a speed dial for what form telling you telling you what numbers uh to push when you're in in an emergency yeah like if there's a mushroom cloud outside the window that way you can call everyone faster how in the course of an average day like a Wednesday yeah how busy are you uh you know what I I do more emailing than anything but uh I'm pretty busy I'm pretty busy I so we do um non destructive testing in this office and we send uh people out with a radiation source and they go and do x-rays out in the oil field in uh in all over the place so so you're sending people out to do stuff yeah I sent people how busy are you I'm busy because I've got to get to work I've got to call I got to make the phone calls I got to email the guys and I got to get their certifications and all that kind of Stu so much very busy okay so that brings up the question if you're so busy how the [ __ ] did you have time to call into this yeah speed dial skills that's it's my lunch time it's 1 it's 1:30 it's lunchtime wait a minute did you say you send your guys out into the field with radiation yeah yeah we have a what are they got a box of like nuclear waste uh it's a it's a capsule that's a depleted uranium and inside of that we have idium 192 which we then crank out into into the atmosphere and let it expose metal pipe to get uh x-rays do the words destroying the world ring a bell there uh not n damaging non damaging the non damaging radiation Le Bo of you have a box there uh I'm technically not allowed to show it yeah but technically technically you're gonna kill us anyways it's not like we're gonna say anything make this a test make us a test yeah can you show us the Box can you at least show us the box I can I can show you a little bit here wow I've never seen call your neighbors call your friend this is all the stuff they don't tell you about tus 4 seconds tus 3 seconds John who's that guy creeping around in the yard with the box of radiation what are you drunk oh my God you know what smile maybe we can see if we have cavities when he shows he doesn't have teth radiation Inspection area it says in the behind you what does it say behind that a beehive what does that say that's my company that I work for oh we won't we won't give that away oh you own it so who cares you can throw all the radiation you around you want oh my gosh oh my gosh Come on [ __ ] who get that away from us isn't that where you put babies when they're born yeah it's like a little incubator no it's a it's a capsule full of deleted uranium wow and wow and uh so we carry uh your last name is not Oppenheimer is it that's my cousin yeah I figured you know what makes me feel good that someone's creeping around your neighborhood with a box full of radiation there are people testing because this could be the end of the world and all you have to do say to a guy that works at these facilities can you show us it he tells you you're not allowed to see it I'm not allowed to show it and you say please and then you're you're in but he just showed us the Box we didn't see the actual it's like if you ordered a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and you showed me the bucket but you didn't show me the golden tender Chicken in inside but if you said to somebody there please just show us the golden nuggets and he opened it yeah it's kind of the same thing he didn't show us the Nuggets though we didn't see your nuggets now now if I opened it to show you the Nuggets then I would be in in real trouble because that's where the bad stuff is so that that's just a box that holds it like you said that's just a box of bad stuff can I just ask one glaring question where the hell do you buy or get radioactive radiation zinc Knight 42 Ze nood 5307 or whatever the hell you've got if the answer is Kentucky Fried Chicken I'm going to be upset me too but it is f looking good oh popey's yeah Popeyes now where do you buy it no we uh we sent it away to um a company over in mashville Tennessee and they uh they country music and uranium yeah that's what they're known for Wow yep all right and they just sent us a big box with the with radiation in it wow you couldn't just buy grand old opera you can't just buy a microwave oven at uh at the local Home Depot or something cook up your own little different little different stuff here I'm gonna say bye to you I feel like uh we've been Overexposed I appreciate it thank you guys very much I don't yeah it was a lot of fun and please stay out of my neighborhood with all due respect can do can do can unless you got that dog that can fix my uh fix my KNE that you were talking about oh yeah yeah my therapy hump dog oh I didn't know what he was talking about but thank you I might have to swing by and let that guy H my leg a little bit but I love that people don't know what he's talking about but it's better ignorance is better goodbye wow suddenly in the mood for a nice warm bowl of mushroom soup I got I'll I'll throw in the microwave I think I'll have a cold wow I'm not allowed to show you that can we see it okay it wasn't even like a thought yeah wow that's that's terrifying strangers are scary until this moment in my lifetime I did not know that there were people walking around in neighborhoods with radioactive material just to see if it works and that there was uh security radiation officers that are guarding it with their lives unless two idiots and say can we see it yeah okay scary it's a nice safe world isn't it hello Str when a strange you it all goes down on the line