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Category: Comedy

You ever write material then like do you ever sit down and write things yeah but what i do is i i i will jot down ideas on my uh on my iphone on your iphone just an idea you know like what i want to talk about and i talk about in my act now like i'll give you an example and then how that backfires on... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro [music] [ __ ] get that away from us choose a playing card what the heck not a stri cl you know what i mean bad tinder twins bad tinder twins bad what's the meaning of life when a str hello hello well here we are at uh okay yeah i just i think i swallowed a fly okay those are really hard because... Read more

Category: Entertainment

What a goodlooking boy with a wall phone oh yeah you got to press the you have to press the you have to click on the microphone so that we can hear you just don't just hold i know you're holding that really close to your mouth but it's not i know i see that but you got to click on something that looks... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh hello oh my god it's a soccer team seeing double we're get if you guys don't guess we're twins identical twins wait wait don't tell us let us guess yeah let us guess okay um brother and sister how did you know wait what wait are you guys twins yeah we're identical twins yes we uh are known for um... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I was i don't see what she get your finger off of me get your finger away from me take your finger off my face whoa easy oh yeah what a [ __ ] yeah poke me can you hear me yeah can you hear me i can hear you okay so uh you ready to iron it out let's do it i see you got the iron behind you yeah i know... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh hello oh stranger nice hat what's on logo on your hat there guy pennis looks like a pennis that's no it's um i just went to spring training this year to watch the baseball so i was got a spring training hat no that's a penis a what that's a green p that's a green penis pennis penis penis you got... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh my god it's the first guy again oh with a new shirt the boy hi hi boy hi how are you pardon me i said wow okay oh you said it backwards so i didn't understand oh um what's uh the meaning of life um hi hello yes and there's your answer there's your answer wow oh i just i where are you i'm in parkland... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Never been on only fans you haven't you should give it a try i i kept calling it fans only and i no it's only fans but it's like a it's like a just like a that's all it is well it's a hookup place i don't know i've never seen it hook up wait you can though can you hook up from there can you like ask... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Would you ever if they asked you would you go back on housewives um i would definitely consider it you're making appearances i see you yeah i did a few appearances because uh they didn't tell you to leave you decided to leave on your own i did after my second season yeah but that was a nego that was... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Anything goes i love that you can say this in front of your um kids what that you're so open i love it you and your daughter were only f not with not together no not together yes but was there was there a moment when you did it together never that was so that's hearsay that right people were saying... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I i wouldn't call myself a great impressionist no i would say a decent one yeah i'm gonna show you should say my my little brother buddy i mean that is a guy who could do anybody well this movie that is coming out now next reagan yes you know so that's a character when you when you decide to take on... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You're fascinating in the in the breadth of work that you do i i got to tell you you probably don't know this but you have given me some of the biggest laughs i have laughed harder at things that you've been involved with than than anything one of the things that stands out because i i was looking through... Read more