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Category: Comedy
People together from all walks of life coming out having fun did it hurt no hit the hat well the hat isn't a protective device unless yeah it is why would we wear it if it wasn't no that's a helmet oh Read more
COLIN REA STRIKES OUT SIX BATTERS FOR THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS!!
Category: Sports
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Jack Whitehall Shares the Poem He Wrote for Harry Styles' 30th Birthday | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more
Jon Stewart's Words of Wisdom to Audience Members - After the Cut | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more
Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist
Category: Comedy
-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more
Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ it's fine ♪ ♪ it's cool ♪ ♪ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth ♪ ♪ and guess i'm ♪ ♪ the fool ♪ ♪ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof ♪ ♪ i don't wanna call... Read more
Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet
Category: Entertainment
Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more
Trump Kamala Debate Taylor Swift Breaking News
Category: Comedy
Two nights ago donald trump and i had our first debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate so what do you think huh do you think there should be a second debate huh do you huh oh oh yeah you know lacy right oh a cop knocked on my door a few minutes ago and he said lacy's been... Read more
LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement
Category: Entertainment
welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more
Trump Kamala Debate Taylor Swift Breaking News
Category: Comedy
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Henry Golding Ate A Pastrami Sandwich For Breakfast And Kelly Has Questions
Category: People & Blogs
(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more
Henry Golding Loves Henry Cavill's Beard In 'The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare'
Category: People & Blogs
- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more
Diddy To Pay Man $100 Million For Sexual Assault Case "No Show" - CH News Show
Category: Comedy
Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson well sha diddy colmes has been ordered to pay a100 million in a default civil suit judgment for an alleged assault that took place in 1997 back in june a man named derek lee cardello smith filed a civil suit against... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorsed Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Dick cheney is set to endorse kamla harris over donald trump talk about shooting your own party in the face Read more
The lights are on, but nobodies home
Category: Comedy
Okay let's see what we got here it oh that's bad advice see that's too much greasing now see how that wing grabbing outside that pot trying to save you brother too much too much he going to do all right then may that bird rest in peace in greas [ __ ] it's too late for that brother you done cremated... Read more
Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David
Category: Entertainment
Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more
Trump Claims He's More Popular Than Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Inspires Haircuts Across Nation
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more
Kansas Chiefy City Player Travis Kelce to make Major Political Announcement
Category: Entertainment
Travis sks to make major election announcement very soon will he follow in taylor swift footsteps by endorsing kamala harris hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point aud podcast kel is proud of swift decision travis kel is reportedly preparing to endorse kamala harris for the upcoming... Read more
"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more