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Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more

Category: Comedy

Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more