My Son Needs Fear!!๐Ÿ˜ณ | Dad Comedy By Ray Romano

my son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey Dad I'm in the car yeah I don't know I guess uh I guess I'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know Joe are you moving is the car moving I'm not moving I'm not moving I'm put put my foot on a pedal I'm not going anywhere right now all right well all right where are you Joe and he's very calm now he's L dah I'm here I'm on the 101 the 101 is a five Lane Highway nothing so I assume like anybody would oh you're you're on the side of the road now now I'm in the middle Lane right now what do you mean Joe where's the urgency and I swear to you this is the exchange cuz I'm panicking now what's the traffic like ah well behind me it's bad but it's moving in front of me I'm going to kick your ass I'm going to kick your ass Joe cuz you need fear you need fear in your life

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