Category: Comedy
Two nights ago donald trump and i had our first debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate so what do you think huh do you think there should be a second debate huh do you huh oh oh yeah you know lacy right oh a cop knocked on my door a few minutes ago and he said lacy's been... Read more
Category: Comedy
[music] an irishman mick was on who wants to be a millionaire he had already won €500,000 you''ve done very well said the presenter but for a million eur you've only got one lifeline left phone a friend which of the following birds does not build its own nest a sparrow b thrush c magpie d cuckoo i don't... Read more
Category: Comedy
My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more
Category: Comedy
What former nfl quarterback always has the hardest time with directions andre where Read more
Category: Comedy
This campaign rally let's go now live to donald trump's response to kla cnn interview how do you think president she's going to do with is oh he's just he's just savoring it so she went in with this vice president guy that nobody ever heard of and she did an interview with a very friendly reporter we'll... Read more
Category: Entertainment
Guck die kochones oh wow die eier die eier müssen wir beleuchten light v the ja die konas die müssen beleuchtet werden d jeder der hier reinfährt zum hotel schon mal direkt sieht wir haben eier oder hier geht was bisher läuft wir sind eigentlich im moment noch in time also wenn wir bis ein uh den ersten... Read more
Category: Comedy
You know i found out that the kool-aid man is not only the spokesman for kool-aid but he's also a baseball player do you know that yeah he's the pitcher have a good one folks see you Read more
Category: Comedy
Two nfl jets football players were walking through the woods one of  them says dude look a dead bird and the other one looks up and says where Read more
Category: Comedy
Two windmills were sitting on a hill one of them asked hey do you got a favorite song the other one replies well my whole life i've been a heavy metal fan that's good that's decent my grandfather invented the cold air balloon they never took off [laughter] all right miss you papa so the trouble with... Read more