Category: Comedy
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Two nfl jets football players were walking through the woods one of them says dude look a dead bird and the other one looks up and says where Read more
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This campaign rally let's go now live to donald trump's response to kla cnn interview how do you think president she's going to do with is oh he's just he's just savoring it so she went in with this vice president guy that nobody ever heard of and she did an interview with a very friendly reporter we'll... Read more
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Two nights ago donald trump and i had our first debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate so what do you think huh do you think there should be a second debate huh do you huh oh oh yeah you know lacy right oh a cop knocked on my door a few minutes ago and he said lacy's been... Read more
Category: Comedy
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Category: Entertainment
The reddit servers went down so i went downstairs to spend time with my family they seem like nice people Read more
Category: Comedy
You know i found out that the kool-aid man is not only the spokesman for kool-aid but he's also a baseball player do you know that yeah he's the pitcher have a good one folks see you Read more
Category: Travel & Events
Do you know to hear some amazing dad jokes let's make jokes bre again what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire frostbite what do you call a dog that can do magic the labracadabrador that's what people are saying why did the stadium get hot after the game all of the fans left damn it why... Read more
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