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Two nfl jets football players were  walking through the woods one of   them says dude look a dead bird and  the other one looks up and says where Read more

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This campaign rally let's go now live to donald trump's response to kla cnn interview how do you think president she's going to do with is oh he's just he's just savoring it so she went in with this vice president guy that nobody ever heard of and she did an interview with a very friendly reporter we'll... Read more

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Two nights ago donald trump and i had our first debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate so what do you think huh do you think there should be a second debate huh do you huh oh oh yeah you know lacy right oh a cop knocked on my door a few minutes ago and he said lacy's been... Read more

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What do vegetarian zombies eat it's horribly bad but funny oh she's lise so why don't oysters ever donate the charity i have no clue because they're shelfish because they're shelfish yeah i know i'll butcher the crap out of that i think that was even funnier what do you call a parade of rabbits going... Read more

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The reddit servers went down so i went downstairs to spend time with my family they seem like nice people Read more

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You know i found out that the kool-aid man is not only the spokesman for kool-aid but he's also a baseball player do you know that yeah he's the pitcher have a good one folks see you Read more

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