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Category: Entertainment

The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Education

मैं ना उससे शादी करूंगी जिसका कारोबार ऊंचा होगा तो मुझसे कर लो क्यों क्योंकि मैं पहाड़ों पर बकरी चराता हूं ना Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Comedy

[music] an irishman mick was on who wants to be a millionaire he had already won €500,000 you''ve done very well said the presenter but for a million eur you've only got one lifeline left phone a friend which of the following birds does not build its own nest a sparrow b thrush c magpie d cuckoo i don't... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [applause] [music] well here we are rose please i can't out we've been seeing each other for a month rose i've never wanted anyone so much what about your place my sister's there she's an insomniac we'd have an audience well i can't let you stay here i just can't well i simply can't take you... Read more

Category: Comedy

You know i found out that the kool-aid man is not only the spokesman for kool-aid but he's also a baseball player do you know that yeah he's the pitcher have a good one folks see you Read more

Category: Comedy

Two windmills were sitting on a hill one of them asked hey do you got a favorite song the other one replies well my whole life i've been a heavy metal fan that's good that's decent my grandfather invented the cold air balloon they never took off [laughter] all right miss you papa so the trouble with... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The reddit servers went down so i went downstairs to spend time with my family they seem like nice people Read more

Category: Music

देखिए देखिए अपना में अपना बचपन देखिए इस टेलिस्कोप से देखिए देखिए जल्दी आइए अपनापन देखना देखो देखो जल्दी देखो देख लेना भाई मैं पक्का बचपन में गोरा दिखता [संगीत] हगा बता कै दिख रहा था दू से जदा अब मैं अपना बचपन देखता हूं मैं तो पक्का संस्कारी [संगीत] [हंसी] होगा भाई बता बता तू क्या देखा भाई मैं तो बचपन में अपने मम्मी का पैर दबा रहा था अबे सालो तुम लोग बचपन में भी सुवरी थे अभी भी सुरे हो पैसा कौन लेगा तुम Read more