Category: Comedy
My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more
Category: Comedy
I'm married. i love being married. thank you, yeah. it's great, man. my wife wrote that part of the joke. it's-- (audience laughing) yeah, i'm married, man. i'm in an interracial relationship. (audience laughing) i'm white, she's hispanic. a lot of people don't count that. if there's not a black person... Read more