Adam Sandler Back on Stage | Netflix Love You Stand Up Special #comedy

Category: Comedy

My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more

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Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You ever like go to the bathroom and you're like you're like going to the bathroom and you're like all right i'm going to go pee i'm going to this door and uh you get to the door and it's locked you like oh and your bladder like you lied to me you ever do that you like all right it's fine your blad's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Two nfl jets football players were  walking through the woods one of   them says dude look a dead bird and  the other one looks up and says where Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Comedy

Here we go one woman seven men 0 in 401k savings let's do it we are suddenly in seattle and jen is walking down a road under a bridge that looks like it should be in an episode of law and order svu why would they put her here there's got to be a better place for her to walk as slow as possible they're... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Sports

Lauren i wanted to get your your thought do you think uh and alex jones has this theory as well do you think that the democrats are going to sweep in see i didn't think he was gonna biden was gonna endorse kamala when he when he said that he wasn't going to run again but do you think the democrats are... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more